Look Who's Evil Now
Jenna Coker Renee Klapmeyer and Recording Cast Lyrics

Why have you disturbed our sleep?
What is the reason for interrupting our rest?

Awakened us from our ancient slumber?
Waking us up from our long-lasting sleep?

You will die! Nightmare is before you
Your demise is certain! A terrifying experience awaits you

Like others before you, you′re gonna tumble
Similar to those who came before, you will fall

One by one
Individually

We're gonna take you
We will capture you

Nothing you can do
No action you can take

You′ll surely fall
You will definitely fail

We're gonna kill you all
We will exterminate all of you

Now I'll ask you a question, not where or why or how
Now, I pose a question to you, disregarding the location, reason, or method

But who?
Rather, who is responsible?

Look who′s evil now
Observe who is now wicked

Look who′s evil
Notice who is malevolent

Whooaaaaaaaaaa!!! Sock it to me, baby!
Expressing enthusiasm and anticipation

I heard you suckers mocking me and calling me a prude
I overheard you fools ridiculing and labeling me as conservative

Let's see if you're still laughing when I rip out your Fallopian tubes
We will verify if you maintain your amusement after I forcibly remove your reproductive organs

I'll twist your funbags I′ll beat your brown eye blue
I will contort your breasts and inflict violence upon your anus

Then I′ll smash your sack and make a testicle fondue
Subsequently, I will crush your scrotum and create a dish using your testicles

Just try and fuck with me
Attempt to engage in sexual activity with me

I'll show you where your grave is
I will reveal the location of your burial site

If being evil′s cool
If embracing wickedness is considered fashionable

Consider me Miles Davis
Then regard me as Miles Davis, the renowned jazz musician

First I'll whip your ass
Initially, I will beat you

And Scott I'll bust your nut
Furthermore, I will forcefully squeeze your testicles

Shelly I′ll slash your belly
Shelly, I will cut open your abdomen

And Linda I′ll stick a pencil in ya!
As for Linda, I will insert a pencil into you

My ankle! I can't walk.
My ankle! I am unable to ambulate

Take her to the bedroom and make sure she′s okay.
Escort her to the bedroom and ensure her well-being

You can't stop me
It is impossible to halt my progress

You can′t stop me now
Presently, it is unfeasible to impede me

Who′s the stupid bitch now, Scotty? Who′s the stupid bitch now?
Who is now the foolish individual, Scotty? Who is now the foolish individual?

Not Shelly too!
Shelly as well?

Oh my God, like, look at me and my evil demon bod
Oh my God, observe me and my wicked demonic body

Now watch me shove this high heel straight up your love rod
Now witness me violently insert this high-heeled shoe into your penis

I'll tear your body into shreds and beat you with his balls
I will rip your body apart and assault you with your own testicles

And then I'll swallow up your soul without gagging at all
Subsequently, I will consume your soul without any difficulty

I'm sexy, I'm cute
I am attractive, I am charming

And so evil to boot
Furthermore, I am incredibly wicked

I'd kill you with these guns, but I don't think they shoot
I could murder you with my well-toned arms, but they are likely non-functional

Not where or why or how
Not the location, reason, or method

But who?
Rather, who is responsible?

Dude, grab the fucking gun! Shoot her! Shoot it!
Mate, seize the damn firearm! Fire at her! Shoot!

I can′t shoot Shelly. She′s a friend of ours.
I am unable to shoot Shelly. She is an acquaintance of ours.

Goddamnit, Ash, I picked up that skank drunk in a bar three days ago...
Dammit, Ash, I encountered that promiscuous woman while intoxicated at a bar just three days ago...