I'm A Real Man
John Hiatt Lyrics


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I'm a real man, I got a real guitar
I'm a real man, don't even know where the boys are
I don't want to frighten you little girl, you're so sweet and nice
But I don't want to have to tell you twice

I'm a real man, I want to rock like a real man
Don't get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?

Yes I'm a real man, baby, I'm not lyin'
I'm thirty-one years old now and I still don't mind dyin'
You can put the voodoo on me, girl
There's nothing I can't dodge
Check out this Lincoln in my garage

Kids, these days, I'm talkin' about these young folk
They're about as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up
After a hard day at the Casiotone they just don't want to live
They're about as dangerous as a junior executive

I'm a real man, I want to rock like a real man
Don't get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?

Every dollar I earn, girl, I let it all burn
And if I wind up in jail
Well there's only one of two thousand, seven hundred and sixty-two women that I know
Who would gladly pay my bail

Now you might say I'm just some fool on a boast
But I wasn't gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast
This ain't Dan Rather talkin', this ain't the president's son
But, ah, I'm still gonna have my fun

Cause' I'm a real man, I got to rock like a real man
Don't get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?





Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program
Baby, how'd you

Overall Meaning

like to rock with a real man?


The lyrics of John Hiatt's "I'm A Real Man" are a tongue-in-cheek declaration of masculinity, played out over a driving rock beat. Hiatt emphasizes his manliness, bragging about his real guitar, his ability to rock like a real man, and his garage with a Lincoln parked inside. He contrasts himself with the young folk of today, who he considers less wild and less dangerous than a junior executive. Throughout the song, Hiatt sings about his fearlessness and his willingness to live life on the edge, insisting that he's not just boasting but simply having his fun.


At the same time, the lyrics are also humorous and self-aware, with Hiatt poking fun at both himself and the larger idea of what it means to be a "real man." He acknowledges that he doesn't know where the boys are, and that he doesn't want to frighten the little girl he's singing to. He also suggests that his braggadocio might be viewed as just empty talk, but that he doesn't really care. The song's overarching message is that let's not take ourselves too seriously, and that it's okay to revel in the idea of being a real man without being completely tied to it.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm a real man, I got a real guitar
I pride myself on being a true man with a genuine guitar.


I'm a real man, don't even know where the boys are
I'm so confident in my masculinity that I don't need to know where the other guys are.


I don't want to frighten you little girl, you're so sweet and nice
I don't want to scare you, but I also don't want to have to repeat myself.


But I don't want to have to tell you twice
Please listen to what I am saying the first time around.


I'm a real man, I want to rock like a real man
As a true man, I aspire to rock hard.


Don't get no shock from that
I hope my desire to rock doesn't come as a surprise to you.


Elevator music in your computer program
I find computer-generated elevator music to be dull and unfulfilling.


Baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?
Would you enjoy rocking with a genuine man like me?


Yes I'm a real man, baby, I'm not lyin'
I truly believe myself to be a real man and am not lying about it.


I'm thirty-one years old now and I still don't mind dyin'
I'm not afraid of death at 31 years old.


You can put the voodoo on me, girl
You can try to put a spell on me, but I will find a way to avoid it.


There's nothing I can't dodge
I am confident in my ability to avoid any curses or obstacles.


Check out this Lincoln in my garage
I want to show off my car, which is a Lincoln and a source of pride for me.


Kids, these days, I'm talkin' about these young folk
I'm referring to young people these days.


They're about as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up
They are not as wild as you might expect.


After a hard day at the Casiotone they just don't want to live
After a tough day, they have little desire to enjoy life to its fullest.


They're about as dangerous as a junior executive
They are not very threatening or menacing.


Every dollar I earn, girl, I let it all burn
I enjoy spending every dollar I make rather than saving it for later.


And if I wind up in jail
If I end up in jail for my actions, so be it.


Well there's only one of two thousand, seven hundred and sixty-two women that I know
Out of all the women I know, only one of them would potentially bail me out of jail.


Who would gladly pay my bail
This woman is willing to help me out if needed.


Now you might say I'm just some fool on a boast
You may think I'm just bragging and talking big for no good reason.


But I wasn't gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast
I refuse to listen to anyone who doubts my masculinity or my abilities.


This ain't Dan Rather talkin', this ain't the president's son
I'm not a public figure and I don't have to worry about the consequences of my words in the same way as they do.


But, ah, I'm still gonna have my fun
Regardless, I will continue to enjoy myself and have a good time.


Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program
I'm tired of the monotony of elevator music on computers.


Baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?
Would you like to experience true rock and roll with a genuine man like me?




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JOHN HIATT

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