No Place Like London
Johnny Depp & Helena Boham Carter Lyrics
I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders
From the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru
But there's no place like London!
No there's no place like London
You are young
Life has been kind to you
You will learn
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
And it goes by the name of London
At the top of the hole sit a privileged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo
Turning beauty into filth and greed
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders
For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru
But there's no place like London
There was a barber and his wife
And she was beautiful
A foolish barber and his wife
She was his reason and his life
And she was beautiful
And she was virtuous
And he was naive
There was another man who saw
That she was beautiful
A biased vulture of the law
And with a gesture of his claw
Removed the barber from his plate
Then there was nothing but to wait
And she would fall
So soft, so young, so lost
And oh so beautiful
Oh, that was many years ago
I doubt if anyone would know
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
From the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru
But there's no place like London!
No there's no place like London
You are young
Life has been kind to you
You will learn
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
And it goes by the name of London
At the top of the hole sit a privileged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo
Turning beauty into filth and greed
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders
For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru
But there's no place like London
There was a barber and his wife
And she was beautiful
A foolish barber and his wife
She was his reason and his life
And she was beautiful
And she was virtuous
And he was naive
There was another man who saw
That she was beautiful
A biased vulture of the law
And with a gesture of his claw
Removed the barber from his plate
Then there was nothing but to wait
And she would fall
So soft, so young, so lost
And oh so beautiful
Oh, that was many years ago
I doubt if anyone would know
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Stephen Sondheim
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
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@cronagorgon2326
This song was happy for about 30 seconds. Thanks Sweeney
@haroldsaxon4894
+Crona Gorgon Happiness is greatly overrated.
@1987AnimeBoy
Just like Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events".
@brynne9926
😂😂😂
@emelynwoodfall4021
Crona Gorgon sweeny is depressio expresso
@MegaAlex576
Angst level 100+
@Dreamavere
Old Grindelwald singing with and giving advice to young Grindelwald... best time paradox ever!
@satanswife2546
He's not old Gellert he's just middle-age Gellert
@ViteloElyos
Dude. I love you for that comment. I don't care if it was 10 months ago, you're the champ.
@aleahlrb
OHHHHH! That's why the actor seemed familiar! This scene always gave me the feeling of "I should know something about this but what is it?"