Let's Get Married
Juliana Hatfield Lyrics


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I think I love you
They think I'm desperate
Give me the ring
C'mon let's prove it

Let's get married
And ride away
Let's get married
And rot away

Torture the bridesmaids
Make them wear lime green
Lie to the pastor
Promise forever

Let's get married
And rot away
Let's get married
And rot away

I'm almost thirty
When are you gonna give me a baby?
Let's get a doggie
And tie it to a chain

Fight over TV
My headache grows
I'll show you sides of me
You'd never want to know

Fight over dinner
Put on weight




If you change your sweatpants
I'll shave my legs

Overall Meaning

Juliana Hatfield's "Let's Get Married" is a sarcastic take on marriage and relationships. The opening lines "I think I love you / They think I'm desperate" suggest that the singer is not fully committed to the idea of marriage and may be feeling societal pressure to settle down. The following line, "Give me the ring / C'mon let's prove it," is equally tongue-in-cheek and implies that the singer is more interested in the status symbol of a wedding ring than the actual relationship it represents.


The chorus repeats the line "Let's get married / And rot away" which suggests that the singer sees marriage as a kind of slow death. The following lines provide more detail on what this means, with the idea of "torture[ing] the bridesmaids / Make them wear lime green" and "lie[ing] to the pastor / Promise forever" painting a picture of a phony, superficial wedding day.


The rest of the verses continue in this vein, with a focus on the mundane and unfulfilling aspects of marriage. The lines "I'm almost thirty / When are you gonna give me a baby? / Let's get a doggie / And tie it to a chain" suggest that the singer may be feeling pressure to conform to traditional gender roles, while the lines "Fight over dinner / Put on weight / If you change your sweatpants / I'll shave my legs" demonstrate how trivial and petty arguments can become in a long-term relationship.


Overall, "Let's Get Married" is a biting commentary on the societal pressures surrounding marriage, and how those expectations can lead to an unfulfilling and unhappy life if not examined critically.


Line by Line Meaning

I think I love you
I am infatuated with you


They think I'm desperate
Other people think my feelings towards you are too strong


Give me the ring
Propose marriage to me


C'mon let's prove it
Let's cement our relationship with a wedding


Let's get married
Let's take the next step in our relationship by getting married


And ride away
Start a new life together after the wedding


And rot away
Spend the rest of our lives together, possibly in misery


Torture the bridesmaids
Force the bridesmaids to wear unpleasant outfits


Make them wear lime green
Choose a hideous color for the bridesmaids' dresses


Lie to the pastor
Deceive the pastor about the strength of our relationship


Promise forever
Make a commitment to stay together for the rest of our lives


I'm almost thirty
I am nearing the age where having children becomes more difficult


When are you gonna give me a baby?
When will you commit to having a child with me?


Let's get a doggie
Let's have a dog as a substitute for having a child


And tie it to a chain
Be neglectful and treat the dog poorly


Fight over TV
Argue about what to watch on television


My headache grows
The argument is causing me physical pain


I'll show you sides of me
I will reveal harmful aspects of my personality


You'd never want to know
That will make you regret getting married to me


Fight over dinner
Have arguments over what to eat for dinner


Put on weight
Gain weight over time, leading to health issues


If you change your sweatpants
If you make an effort to be more attractive


I'll shave my legs
I will also make an effort to be more attractive




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JULIANA HATFIELD

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