New Dirty Dozen
Kansas Joe & Memphis Minnie Lyrics


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Come all you folks and start to walk, I'm fixing to start my dozen talk
What you're thinking about ain't on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest kind
Now you're a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin

Your mama do the lordy lord
Come all of you women's outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every man,
Hollering "Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I'm pigmeat, pappy, now who wants me?"
You's a old mistreater, robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord
Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine
Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas

Now he's a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord
Now I'm gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can't see but he sure can smell

Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering "Hey, pretty mama, I'm going your way"
I know all about your pappy and your mammy,
your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy,
your auntie and your uncle and your ma's and pa's,

they all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus
Now they're all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters




Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song "New Dirty Dozen" by Kansas Joe and Memphis Minnie are a typical example of a "dozens" game in African American culture. The dozens are a game of verbal insults and teasing that can be played among friends or strangers, and it involves trading insults that become increasingly provocative and offensive. In the song, the performers are launching a series of verbal attacks against various people, including mistreaters, robbers, and cheaters. The lyrics are full of colorful expressions and metaphors, and the tone of the song is playful and humorous.


The song is structured around a call and response pattern, with the performers inviting the audience to join the game by "starting to walk" and "listening to their dozen talk." The lyrics are divided into several verses, with each one targeting a different group of people or containing a different insult. The performers use a lot of repetition and exaggeration, such as the tomcat that "took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas." The chorus, "Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin, your mama do the lordy lord," serves as a refrain that ties the different verses together.


Line by Line Meaning

Come all you folks and start to walk, I'm fixing to start my dozen talk
Gather around and listen up, I'm about to start talking some trash against you and your sorry ways.


What you're thinking about ain't on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest kind
I don't care about your thoughts, your possessions are worthless and pathetic.


Now you're a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater
You are a terrible person who mistreats, robs, and cheats others.


Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
I'll insult and shame you and your entire family.


Your mama do the lordy lord
Even your mother cannot save you from being insulted and ridiculed.


Come all of you women's outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every man, Hollering "Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I'm pigmeat, pappy, now who wants me?"
All you women standing on the corner, offering yourself to any man who will pay attention to you, you are nothing but worthless meat.


You's a old mistreater, robber and a cheater
You are an old, experienced scoundrel who mistreats, robs, and cheats others.


Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
I'll insult and shame you and your entire family.


Your mama do the lordy lord
Even your mother cannot save you from being insulted and ridiculed.


Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine, Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas
I once saw a hilarious sight of a cat jumping on a sewing machine, which ran so fast that it sewed 99 stitches on its backside.


Now he's a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater
Even the cat in that story is now a cruel scoundrel who mistreats, robs, and cheats others.


Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
I'll insult and shame you and your entire family.


Your mama do the lordy lord
Even your mother cannot save you from being insulted and ridiculed.


Now I'm gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can't see but he sure can smell
Let me tell you about an old man named Bell, who may be blind but still has a keen sense of smell.


Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering "Hey, pretty mama, I'm going your way"
A fisherman came by here recently, calling out to women and trying to pick them up.


I know all about your pappy and your mammy, your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy, your auntie and your uncle and your ma's and pa's, they all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus
I know all about your entire family - your parents, siblings, aunts, uncles, and even grandparents - and how they all got drunk and revealed their true, shameful selves.


Now they're all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters, Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin, Your mama do the lordy lord
Your entire family is made up of drunken scoundrels who mistreat, rob, and cheat others. I'll insult and shame them all, including your parents, siblings, and even your mother.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: J. MAYO WILLIAMS, RUFUS PERRYMAN

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