Fun House
Kid 'N Play Lyrics

Your clothes all torn and your face is dirty
You look disheveled and messy.

Eighteen years old lookin' like you're thirty, ha ha ha ha ha ha
You look much older than you actually are.

Yo listen, listen, Kid can we say, uh, "make a little love now
Let's have some intimate moments right now.

Make a little love now, the house party's at the fun house"
Let's spice things up at this party.

How 'bout, "the party's at the fun house"?
Let's just have fun and party at the fun house.

Alright, um, um, yeah, "this party's at the fun, this party's at the fun house"
Emphasis again on the party being at the fun house.

I don't know about that
Not feeling entirely convinced about something.

Alright y'all, could you, could you be quiet for a minute, alright?
Can we all just pause and listen for a second?

Wiz, turn it down Dukes
Lower the volume of the music, Wiz.

Hey, could y'all please shut up?
Can everyone please stop talking for a moment?

Wiz, chill
Relax, Wiz.

Yo, Play got something to say
Play has some important words to say.

Alright yo, alright yo
Okay, let's listen up.

Let's get this together 'cause it ain't gon' last forever
Let's focus and enjoy the moment at hand, because it won't last forever.

You know what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I mean?

Yo, yo, man, don't trash my place
Please don't ruin and mess up this location.

Hey yo, Herb
Attention, Herb.

Bass
A bass beat is introduced.

They come from miles around to check out the sound
People travel from far away to hear the music.

Watch the walls come tumbling down
The music is so loud and powerful that it causes the walls to shake.

Kid 'n Play is the perfect team
Kid 'n Play work well as a duo.

Now it's time to let off some steam
Now it's time to relax and let loose.

Don't be bashful now, don't be shy
Don't be afraid to let go and dance.

This ain't no time for you to wonder why
This isn't the time to question what's happening.

You're not on the floor with someone else?
You're not dancing with someone?

Don't blame us, blame yourself
It's not our fault, it's your own reluctance to participate.

You ain't got the guts to get with it
You don't have the courage to join in.

The time is now Dukes, just admit, this is the perfect situation to take a chance in
The perfect moment is now, take a chance and participate.

'Cause this is the house that we dance in
This is where we can let loose and dance.

Do a little dance y'all (like this y'all, like that y'all)
Let's dance a little bit.

Feel the groove (I feel it, I feel it now)
Feel the music and let it move you.

Not you Crow, I don't want to come see your freak show flow
Not Crow, who has their own distinct dance style.

Smooth not slow, be a dynamo
Dance fast and with energy.

Kid 'n Play says so and yo
Kid 'n Play give permission and affirmation.

Let's flip when the beat rips
When the music picks up and gets more intense, we'll dance more wildly.

Wiz got a gift and we got the tune to shoot it
Wiz has skill with the music and we have the perfect song for it.

Your place or mine? Anywhere's just fine
We don't care where we dance, anywhere works for us.

And when you're in the mood to unwind and find a good time
When you're ready to relax and enjoy yourself.

I'm looking for a great time
I just want to have a lot of fun.

If that's too much to ask then I'll pass
If you don't want to have as much fun, then we'll just continue without you.

Let's settle for a nice time
If having a great time is too much to ask, we'll just enjoy ourselves moderately.

Anytime's the right time for a Kid 'n Play rhyme
We can have fun and rap anytime that Kid 'n Play are involved.

Right here, just fine
Right where we are is perfect for having fun.

Keep on singing, keep on singing
Keep the music going.

Only a few moments left to step
We only have a little bit of time left to dance.

So you're best to step to her
You should go dance with a girl now.

It's your last chance to do her
This is your last opportunity to dance with her.

You, uh, wanted to know what the good life is?
You wanted to know how to have a good time?

Beats by Herb, Rhymes, Kid 'n Play and cuts by Wiz
The music is being made by Herb, with lyrics by Kid 'n Play and Wiz providing sound engineering.

Just hype it up for this here crowd
Let's get the audience excited with the music.

With moves that would make friends stay proud
We'll dance with flare and impress our friends.

Last call for alcohol at the jamboree
Drinks can only be served for a little longer at this party.

Just get off the walls and jam for me
Don't stand around, dance with us.

Just rock when the beat drops
Just dance when the music gets intense.

Watch the clock, it's almost time to close up shop
Make the most of the remaining time before we have to leave.

But we got to hip hop harder
But we have to continue dancing hard till the end.

Wiz, you and Stan, look out for my father
Wiz and Stan, be careful that my father doesn't catch you at this party.

Kid, make sure ain't nothing been broken
Kid, make sure nothing has been damaged at this party.

Last record y'all and I'm hoping we don't get caught because I know her
This is the last song we'll play and hopefully we won't get caught by my girlfriend.

Do a little dance y'all (like this y'all, like that ya'll)
Let's dance a little bit more before the party ends.

Buck whylin' at the fun house (buck whylin' at the fun house)
There's craziness happening at this party with everyone letting loose.

Keep on singing, keep on singing (like this y'all, like that y'all)
Let's keep the music going and keep dancing.

I didn't do this
I'm not responsible for whatever mistake was just made.

Yo, yo, what you, why?
What's going on? What just happened?

Who messed up that last line?
Whose mistake was that in the last part?

You? Was it you? Was it you?
Did you make a mistake?

It was me
I made a mistake.

Misery (why)
I feel bad and I don't know why.

MiseReid
A play on the words 'misery' and 'Reid'.

Don't be shy, boy
Don't be afraid or ashamed.

Help, help
Sounds like someone needs help.

Yo play
Attention, Play.

Play's convulsing on the floor
Play is having a seizure on the ground.

Oh shit
An expression of fear or surprise.

What's up, Herb?
What's happening, Herb?