Got It Bad Y'All
King Tee Lyrics

Pooh-butts play the rear cause I'm makin yapes
I am in a position of power and dominance, leaving others to take a backseat and follow my lead.

The rhymes ain't no thicker than a, skittle grapes
The quality of my rhymes is not substantial or impressive.

A lot of girls would like to thank me, for the hanky-panky
Many women are grateful for the sexual encounters they have had with me.

On the mic I hold a belt, now I know no one could spank me
I am regarded as the best in the game, and nobody can compete with me.

It took a long time for the people, to hear my rhymes
It has been a while before the public recognized and appreciated my talent.

Seems like I been rappin since my birth in '69
I have been rapping for as long as I can remember, since my birth year in 1969.

Sorry to keep you waitin, I run rhymes like walter payton
Apologies for making you wait, I deliver my rhymes with the same speed and agility as Walter Payton, a renowned athlete.

I get a rhyme like spokes on a dayton
I effortlessly come up with rhymes and lyrics, comparable to the multitude of spokes on a Daytons car wheel.

But I won't knock off, because I just rock off
I will not falter or give up, as I continue to showcase my skills and captivate audiences.

The beats to get funky, like when you take your sock off
The beats I produce are groovy and infectious, making people dance and let loose, just like when you remove your socks.

To all the white folks I would like to say howdy
I extend a friendly greeting to all the white individuals.

And to all my brothers I say peace quit actin rowdy
I encourage my black community to embrace peace and stop engaging in destructive behavior.

Wack mcs in ninety-two, ew you need to take a rest
Subpar MCs in 1992, you need to acknowledge your inferiority and take a break from rapping.

The public don't you aim the best you're softer than a hookers chest
The general audience should not settle for mediocrity, as these MCs lack the toughness and skill required in the game.

Raps, I make em, snaps, I make em
I effortlessly create and deliver impressive rhymes and lyrics.

For duties movin booties cause I shake shake shake em
My music and performance make people dance and shake their booties.

And I got rhymes, funky funky rhymes
I possess a collection of unique and groovy rhymes.

E-swift hold the needle down with nickels and dimes
E-Swift, the DJ, skillfully controls the turntables with precision and finesse.

I drink olde english, st. ide's and mickeys
I enjoy consuming popular malt liquors such as Olde English, St. Ides, and Mickeys.

When it's time to roll I throw on my black dickeys
When I am ready to go out and party, I put on my black Dickies pants.

On the mic I get wicked, like wilson pickett
When I perform on the microphone, my skills and intensity are comparable to Wilson Pickett, a renowned musician.

I get the place jumpin like a cricket when I kick shit
My energetic performance gets the crowd excited and lively, just like a jumping cricket.

I'm from the west coast but don't sleep home-stimpy
I represent the West Coast in my music, and it should not be taken lightly or disregarded.

Even if I was a paperboy you still couldn't rip me
Even if my occupation was a simple paperboy, you would still not be able to outshine or defeat me.

I walk up and chalk up pairs like the knicks
I confidently approach any situation and come out successful, just like the New York Knicks basketball team.

I'm all in the mix like snares, and kicks
I am fully involved and immersed in every aspect, just like the snare and kick drum beats in a song.

When it comes to rhymes I get loose like belt buckles
When it comes to creating rhymes, I am uninhibited and free-flowing, much like unbuckled belt buckles.

Those who chose to oppose this nose is felt knuckles
Anyone who decides to challenge or contradict me will face the consequences and feel the impact of my punches.

(where you goin' to? ) to the tip
Where are you heading? To the top.

(and what cha bout to do? ) bout to rip
What are you about to do? I am about to deliver an impressive performance.

Some people use the word funky too loosely
Certain individuals overuse and misinterpret the term 'funky'.

And just how many rappers say they kick it like bruce lee
Many rappers claim to possess the skills and prowess comparable to Bruce Lee.

(what's your favorite brew? ) olde e
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? Olde English malt liquor.

(and what it make you do? ) go pee
After consuming Olde English, it usually leads to the need to urinate.

It used to be about rhymes, all about rhymes
In the past, rap music primarily focused on the art of lyricism.

Now rappers rearrangin, and changin like times
Today, rappers have started altering and transforming their styles to adapt to the changing times.

Back the fuck up, gimme room to breath
Give me some space and allow me to express myself freely.

Not too many niggaz can flip the rhymes like these
There are not many individuals who can deliver rhymes as skillfully and creatively as I can.

I freak the technique as if it was a bitch
I execute my unique style and technique with great proficiency and confidence.

Got more soul than the pit with a fifth
I possess a deep and soulful essence, comparable to a dogfighting pitbull and a bottle of liquor.

Pitch the ball, so I can beat it with the bat
Set me up with a challenge, and I will excel and surpass expectations.

Talk some shit, so I can smoke ya with my gat
Engage in verbal confrontation, and I will retaliate with force using my gun.

Feelin kinda buzzed off a sack of chocolate tie
I am currently intoxicated from smoking a large quantity of potent marijuana called Chocolate Thai.

My my my ho, I like to rip the shows up
I thoroughly enjoy and excel at giving spectacular live performances.

Smack the hoes that walk around with they nose up
I metaphorically put arrogant and conceited women in their place by humiliating and belittling them.

Run to the liquor store, before they close up
I hurriedly go to the liquor store before it closes, ensuring that I always have alcohol available.

Buy a few 40s, cause daily I get to' up
I purchase multiple 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor, as I consistently consume large quantities of alcohol.

Sit at the crib and write riggy riggy rhymes
I spend my time at home, crafting and writing catchy and entertaining rhymes.

Line after line after liggy liggy line
I constantly produce one impressive line after another, creating a seamless flow of rhymes.

Yo I can get funky, buy my tape and bump me
I have the ability to create funky and infectious music that listeners enjoy and play repeatedly.

To the break of dawn I hit the bud and pass it on
I smoke marijuana continuously until the early hours of the morning, sharing it with others.

Hangin at the park, shootin craps on the weekend
I spend my leisure time at the park, engaging in the dice game of craps on weekends.

My brown bag is wet cause my tall can is leakin
The brown paper bag containing my large can of beer is damp and wet due to the liquid leaking out.

Starin at the cops, beatin up on rodney
I observe the police officers brutally mistreating a man named Rodney.

While a pack of o.g.'s steppin to me tryin to rob me
A group of respected individuals known as original gangsters confront me, attempting to steal from me.

Just because I'm dope, niggaz wanna smoke me
Due to my exceptional talent and skills, some individuals wish to defeat or outdo me.

On the mic I get funky while you're doin the hokey-pokey
I exude funkiness and talent while others are busy engaging in trivial or nonsensical activities.

Dance steps, I think that you should leave to paula
I recommend leaving the dance steps to the professional dancer Paula Abdul, as I am more focused on my music career.

Alkaholiks is the shit, e-swift's the smooth bawler
The Alkaholiks group is highly regarded and talented, with E-Swift being the suave and skillful member.

Is slangin these rhymes like a rock
I deliver my rhymes with precision and skill, comparable to a drug dealer 'slinging' narcotics.

Life ain't shit but money and a glock
Life is characterized by the pursuit of wealth and the presence of firearms.

Don't punch a clock, but I cock a fat knot
I do not follow a regular work schedule, but I possess a significant amount of money.

So I can smoke a lot of pot that I roll up with tops
I can afford to purchase and consume a large quantity of marijuana that I roll up with rolling papers.

And ya ain't heard shit yet, I'm just gettin warm
You have not heard my best yet, as I am just getting started and beginning to reach my peak.

Like hot butter on, say what? , the popcorn
I am spreading my skills and talent effortlessly, just like hot butter melting on popcorn.

I'm headed to the top, please give me my props
I am on my way to achieving great success and recognition, therefore deserving acknowledgment and respect.

My beats are fat as fuck so bump my shit in your box
The beats I produce are heavy and impactful, so I encourage you to play my music loudly in your boombox.

I love to hit the skinz, but then again who doesn't
I enjoy engaging in sexual encounters, but it is a common desire shared by many individuals.

I love to hit the herbs cause it leave me feelin buzzin
I appreciate consuming marijuana as it gives me a pleasurable and euphoric sensation.

I dedicate this chumpie to the poets who can wreck
I offer this tribute to the talented poets who possess the ability to deliver impressive and impactful performances.

And to all the nottie dreads I gots to give them nuff respect
I extend respect and admiration to the individuals with unique and distinctive dreadlocks.

(where you goin' to? ) to the tip
Where are you heading? To the top.

(and what cha bout to do? ) bout to rip
What are you about to do? I am about to deliver an impressive performance.

Some people use the word funky too loosely
Certain individuals overuse and misinterpret the term 'funky'.

And just how many niggaz say they kick it like bruce lee
Many individuals claim to possess the skills and prowess comparable to Bruce Lee.

(what's your favorite brew? ) olde e
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? Olde English malt liquor.

(and what it make you do? ) go pee
After consuming Olde English, it usually leads to the need to urinate.

It used to be about rhymes, all about rhymes
In the past, rap music primarily focused on the art of lyricism.

Now rappers rearrangin, and changin like times
Today, rappers have started altering and transforming their styles to adapt to the changing times.

Up jumps the man with the loot
There comes the man with wealth and riches.

Rockin like a troop with the alkaholik group
I am rocking and performing with the Alkaholik group, displaying great energy and skill.

Everything is kosher, got a little taller
Everything is going well and smooth, and I have achieved personal growth and progress.

Livin kinda phat cause king tee's a bawler
I am living a comfortable and prosperous life because I am successful and wealthy.

I just, irritate the wack, leave em so confused
I effortlessly annoy and frustrate inferior musicians, leaving them in a state of disarray and confusion.

When I'm checkin on the mic with the ones and twos
When I am performing and showcasing my skills on the microphone and turntables.

Sneak you a peek of the drunk technique
I give you a glimpse of my unique and talented style, heavily influenced by alcohol.

Can't stand up, need to take a seat
I am unable to maintain my composure and balance, requiring me to sit down.

Baby baby baby it's the alkaholiks
Ladies and gentlemen, it is the Alkaholiks, a group known for their association with alcohol.

But I can freak the mic no matter how ya call it
I can deliver an exceptional performance on the microphone, regardless of how you label or categorize it.

Metaphors grand, and I'm the great man
I possess impressive and powerful metaphors in my lyrics, establishing myself as a great and influential figure.

Drink a whole fifth yes I can yes I can can
I have the ability to consume an entire fifth (750 ml) of alcohol, confidently asserting my capability to do so.

The girls call me dick-em-down
Women affectionately refer to me as a skilled and satisfying sexual partner.

Got that title rockin for the crown
I currently hold the title and reputation as a phenomenal performer in the music industry.

Catch y'all later, around next weekend
I will see you all later, perhaps during the upcoming weekend.

I'm a alkaholik and I'm late for my meeting
As a member of the Alkaholiks group, I am known for my excessive alcohol consumption and partying lifestyle, which is causing me to be tardy for an event.