Conspiracy
Knight Area Lyrics


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It would get us started
It would help us all a lot
If you'd understand there's a conspiracy in pop
They work world-wide and they're on TV
The Jazz B-b-b-butcher Conspiracy
From Oslo to Rome
New York to Berlin
When the Conspiracy knocks somebody always lets us in
Armed and loaded with philosophy
To consider the big ones seriously
In the world of science there's something going on
It's the egg-potato phenomenon
So if you don't know the ratio potato to egg
You'd better shape up now, somebody's pulling your leg

Oh no!

Oh, whatcha gonna do when the floor caves in
And everything turns as ugly as sin?
You'll be all right, you'll be all right

Whatcha gonna do when the bus breaks down
And it's four in the morning in a foreign town?
You'll be all right, you'll be all right

There's a pain in your head, there's a hole in the road
You gotta look at this thing in philosophical mode
And you'll be all right, you'll be all right

When circumstance gets you on your back
You gotta roll, roll, roll over the exit, Jack
And you'll be all right, yeah, you'll be all right

Big questions, big questions
They're bothering you and they're bothering me
And they even bother people at the BBC
Big questions, big questions

Call out the guard!

Wooh!

You'll be all right, you'll be all right (x2)

Whatcha gonna do when the balloon goes up
And the physical world goes all unreliable?
You'll be all right, yeah, you'll be all right

Human life and metaphysical death
Chemistry sets can make an awful lot of mess
But you'll be all right, you'll be all right

Eggs and spuds on a scientist's bench
Channel 4 movie, terrible stench
You'll be all right, you'll be all right

You get all your assumptions upside down
Well welcome home, you're on the wrong side of town
But you'll be all right, you'll be all right

Big questions, big questions
Aristotle, Hume, and old Plato,
You've gotta see those suckers go, go, go
Big questions, big questions

You'll be all right
Chop! Chop! Busy! Busy! Work! Work! Bang! Bang!
You'll be all right, you'll be all right (x2)

Big questions, big questions
Whatcha gonna do when the house falls down
And you feel about as snappy as the late George Brown?
Big questions, big questions

You'll be all right, you'll be all right (x2)

Here's some advice, make an appointment, today

You'll be all right, you'll be all right
Yeah, get your secretary to pick up the phone
And make an appointment today
You'll be all right, you'll be all right

It's a brand new thing, it goes in the fridge
It's a brand new thing and it goes like this





You'll be all right, you'll be all right
Yeah, and you'll be all right (repeat to fade)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Knight Area's song “Conspiracy” explore the idea of a conspiracy in pop music that works worldwide and is on TV. The Jazz B-b-b-butcher Conspiracy is a group that seems to have power and control in the entertainment industry, from Oslo to Rome to New York to Berlin. The song suggests that this conspiracy is armed and loaded with philosophy and that there is something going on in the world of science that is intriguing. The song ends with advice to make an appointment to deal with the overwhelming big questions that bother people, including Aristotle, Hume, and old Plato.


Line by Line Meaning

It would get us started
Starting a conversation on this topic would be beneficial


It would help us all a lot
Understanding the conspiracy in pop music would benefit all involved parties


If you'd understand there's a conspiracy in pop
Acknowledge that there is a conspiracy in pop music


They work world-wide and they're on TV
The conspirators are pervasive, and can be found on television globally


The Jazz B-b-b-butcher Conspiracy
A jazz music conspiracy group that may be involved in the greater pop conspiracy


From Oslo to Rome
The conspiracy has global reach, affecting even seemingly disparate geographic locations


New York to Berlin
The conspiracy has global reach, affecting even seemingly disparate geographic locations


When the Conspiracy knocks somebody always lets us in
The conspirators are often welcomed into the music industry


Armed and loaded with philosophy
The conspirators are well-versed in their worldview


To consider the big ones seriously
To entertain serious philosophical ideas


In the world of science there's something going on
Suggesting that there is a conspiracy in the scientific community


It's the egg-potato phenomenon
The name given to the scientific conspiratorial phenomenon referenced in the previous line


So if you don't know the ratio potato to egg
If you're not clued in to the conspiracy happening in science, you'll be left behind


You'd better shape up now, somebody's pulling your leg
Take note of the conspiracy or risk missing out or being mislead


Whatcha gonna do when the floor caves in And everything turns as ugly as sin? You'll be all right, you'll be all right
When your world seems to have turned on its head, don't worry too much because everything will be okay in the end


Whatcha gonna do when the bus breaks down And it's four in the morning in a foreign town? You'll be all right, you'll be all right
When you're faced with difficult or unexpected circumstances, trust that everything will work out in the end


There's a pain in your head, there's a hole in the road You gotta look at this thing in philosophical mode And you'll be all right, you'll be all right
When you're in a state of strife, you can improve your perspective by looking at things in a philosophical way, which will help you overcome these obstacles


When circumstance gets you on your back You gotta roll, roll, roll over the exit, Jack And you'll be all right, yeah, you'll be all right
When life seems to get overwhelming, you need to find ways to cope and escape, but you will eventually be okay


Big questions, big questions They're bothering you and they're bothering me And they even bother people at the BBC Big questions, big questions
There are big questions in life that plague us all, including those who work at the BBC


Call out the guard!
A directive to draw attention to the conspiracy/make sure everyone is aware


Whatcha gonna do when the balloon goes up And the physical world goes all unreliable? You'll be all right, yeah, you'll be all right
When the world as you know it changes, you can trust that it will eventually work out okay anyway


Human life and metaphysical death Chemistry sets can make an awful lot of mess But you'll be all right, you'll be all right
Human experience straddles the physical and metaphysical world, and it can be hard to reconcile the two, but all will be okay in the end


Eggs and spuds on a scientist's bench Channel 4 movie, terrible stench You'll be all right, you'll be all right
More references to the scientific conspiracy and its effect on the world, but again, everything will be okay in the end


You get all your assumptions upside down Well welcome home, you're on the wrong side of town But you'll be all right, you'll be all right
Misunderstanding of the conspiracy can lead you in the wrong direction, but (as usual) you'll be okay in the end


Aristotle, Hume, and old Plato, You've gotta see those suckers go, go, go Big questions, big questions
Even historical big thinkers have had trouble answering big questions - so don't sweat it too hard


Chop! Chop! Busy! Busy! Work! Work! Bang! Bang!
Suggesting that all the busyness and chaos boils down to manageable work, and that you can overcome it all


Here's some advice, make an appointment, today
Encouraging people to get help when they feel overwhelmed


Yeah, get your secretary to pick up the phone And make an appointment today You'll be all right, you'll be all right
Reiterating the importance of getting help when you need it


It's a brand new thing, it goes in the fridge It's a brand new thing and it goes like this You'll be all right, you'll be all right
A nonsensical reiteration of the same phrase, essentially for the sake of repetition




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