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shuttered -- sealed 3/5
Laura Schlessinger Lyrics

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Comments from YouTube:

@lorihogue5015

3y↑4.5K

Fake Rembrandt turns out to be real after old varnish removed. There ... saved everyone 10 minutes 😜

@amytinnin3248

3y↑219

THANK YOU!!! 😉

@tnikabennett3469

3y↑203

Thanku this guy takes way to long

@kathymravintz9218

3y↑53

Thank you!

@ingenuity168

3y↑19

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

@nimekupata

3y↑38

Ummm no fake turned out to be fake after all. LOL!

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@zzzut

3y↑1.9K

I have passed kidney stones that were less painful than listening to this endless story.

@mikemccloud7378

2y↑12

Let's include the odd & way stilted language of speakers who - as an example ; haven't the common sense to learn before recording , how to correctly & respectfully pronounce a person's NAME for Gawd's sake ! Very hard to listen to , much less understand ; A commonality all to prevalent in many videos , on any venue . Think folks are in too big a hurry , or do not understand what ' 'quality ' has to do with their job . Think also , that publishers ( news papers used to ! ) use the services of proof readers , there should be a 'speaking coach' to help these folks . ( Thanks for your input ! )

@anaderol5408

2y↑23

@@mikemccloud7378 Thank you - I checked the comments before starting to watch - now I'll move on to something else. 👍

@mikemccloud7378

2y↑8

@@anaderol5408 definitely - Me Too ! We learn as we go . Thanks for your Reply !

@nosaltadded2530

2y↑12

@@mikemccloud7378 The voice is an improved version of the synthetic voices you have heard for years. It's improved but still annoying.

@nosaltadded2530

2y↑3

Kidney stones are a pleasure compared to stupid videos like this.

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@Palefire1

2y↑190

You know that feeling when someone is intentionally wasting your time? This is that feeling...

@crgaillee

1y↑1

If they can get you to watch the whole video, they get money.

@patrickvalentino600

50w

There is, or at least was, a thing about YT vids being at least 10 minutes, giving the creators a revenue bump. DOWNVOTE

@harryalsman9474

2y↑267

Like listening to a 5 year old tell a never ending story.

@jameswelsh2621

At least you can punch a 5 year old in a face to shut up!! This is on YouTube

@anombrerose6311

1y↑1

Worse. You can forgive a child who is stuck in a "loop".

@tracker831

3y↑810

This sounds like me in high school trying to get to 5000 words in an essay.

@moniquegin8444

3y↑5

lol

@squa-squathedragon4124

3y↑6

Phfttttt yeah. And it’s not even true XDD

@DaniHMcV

3y↑4

So irritating

@MSYNGWIE12

3y↑10

Hi Matt, grrrr, I am an art history major, it SHOULD have made me laugh, but you nailed it. Annoying and DUMB, I hit it by unhappy accident! Well, nice to see Winston Churchill was a hobby painter...and I thought it was going to be about an affair, gasp, infidelity- a nude portrait of hubby's secret liason!

@dtulip1

3y↑12

What a perfect description of this long drawn out waffle fest :)

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@AnnaBanana-gz4om

1y↑101

as soon as I heard his voice i knew this would be a never-ending story.

@Throckmortonbuffington

1y↑1

that never gets to the point

@morning...morning

you mean "its" voice. It's text-to-speech garbage.

@ankewynmalen1186

38w

That voice is also used for other, so called amazing, must know stories on YouTube that also never, ever, end and are soooo.... boring!

@dawnemccraw1303

3y↑517

This story restating the same thing over and over in different ways,made my eyes and head explode 🤯

@PatchworkUSA

3y↑4

Hahahahaha!!

@masacatior

3y↑5

It's infuriating

@khrbrk

3y↑4

Just like they do in reality tv. FYI , when those shows return from commercial they still never found anything.

@annieoakley2925

3y↑5

Just dragging out the vid so they make more money.

@isabellind1292

3y↑4

@@annieoakley2925 It's really hard to follow the story..it doesn't need to be that complicated to tell now they've figured it out but I am still confused so I give up, lol!

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@laurietheiw

3y↑844

I looked up the story. Shan is not a wife who was gifted with this painting. She is an art conservator at the Allentown Art Museum. The painting was in the art museum's collection --- she was tasked with cleaning it.

@scrumptiousdeliumptious4185

3y↑7

👍🏼

@arlie1118

3y↑42

Wow, did they get creative 😳, or what? 😜😆

@_____________888

3y↑71

Thanks for saving me ten minutes!

@nerdpocketcards

3y↑8

I love your channel insurance warrior

@marymutpi561

3y↑16

Good lawrd! Thanks for your research.

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@teodelfuego

2y↑57

This is a great lesson on how to stretch one minute of content into a ten minute video

@iama8537

2y↑2

10 seconds of non content!

@troubledsole9104

2y↑3

I think the CIA could adapt this technique to torture their captives.

@leannaerickson9745

Not even one minute.

@stevegrooms1142

3y↑141

I used to teach composition in the U of MN. Were I to do that again, I'd want to use this piece as an example of how to do things badly. The writing here is astonishingly inept.

@plgraeme

3y↑3

@Miles Doyle Balderdash soup.

@ianmangham4570

I was your teacher

@Foxabillie

2y↑5

@@plgraeme I wish I could give you a million thumbs up

@troubledsole9104

2y↑42

A fifty year old secret that I decided was not worth sticking around to learn.

@boywaja

2y↑83

this video is out to prove why youtube should have left the number of dislikes visible.

@nono86753

2y↑2

Yes, thanks to comments like yours I only waisted 2 minutes and still disliked it for those who have the extension and still see dislikes

@shadowlouise

2y↑3

@@nono86753 Thanks for that info. It makes no sense to me that YT disabled the Dislike, but THIS garbage calls for a Hate button.

@DrDoom-re4ss

2y↑3

Let's presume that that number FAR outweighs the 7.4K "likes" it's gotten to date.

@nono86753

2y↑1

@@shadowlouise Yes, 💯

@elizabeths4371

3y↑225

Ladies and Gentlemen-
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:
the narrator of this video, is a professional Word Waster

The End

@yuridc1780

3y↑7

Thanks, actually very helpful

@jongalt3381

3y↑5

Ha! You are so funny! I noticed that after only a short time he kept rephrasing the same bits of info. So after I went to the last 90 seconds I learned the "fantastic" conclusion. He was indeed a PWW !!! 🌿

@Golfer5824

3y↑5

Zzzzzzzzzzz

@jongalt3381

3y↑2

@@Golfer5824

Ha! Tis unanimous!

@mikemccloud7378

2y↑1

I suspect a government worker is moonlighting !

@norituk9824

3y↑172

I've just watched all of this video and I still don't have a clue who painted the picture, what the picture was, or even who was married to who and why this woman was given the bloody thing in the first place. In its way this video is a masterpiece in its own right. And who's the Chinese bird who keeps appearing ? Is that Mrs Shan ?

@beckyd712

2y↑49

your questions are more interesting than this video!

@norituk9824

2y↑4

@@beckyd712 😀

@recoveringsoul755

2y↑8

She doesn't appear to be in her 70's

@norituk9824

2y↑11

@@recoveringsoul755 lol I would spend any time trying to figure it out if I was you. None of the video makes any sense.

@irw4350

2y↑11

exactly - this is more convoluted than an Agatha Christie mystery........ who knows ? who knew ? who FKG cares ???

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@mayloo2137

3y↑135

Sounds like one of those click-bait articles where you have to keep clicking Next to get the full story.

@eyestrike1144

3y↑7

Welp, May Loo, I sure got snookered into watching this. A click-bait ad that takes forever to get to the point, reiterating the tale over and over, causing the viewer to lose enthusiasm and eventually wish to strangle the person who made this, this ... nothing. No point to it.

@mayloo2137

3y↑1

@@eyestrike1144 I'm less likely to read these kind of articles because they take so long to get to the point of the story.

@georgiehollander2199

3y↑1

Yeh..........I hate them..........

@lilyofthevalley6247

3y↑1

I have never got to the end of one of those click next articles. I hate them.

@thewatcher5271

2y↑10

I Want To Thank Many Of The Commenters For Their Honesty & Saving Me 10 Minutes. I Had A Feeling & That's Why I Read Them First.

@ladycharlotte8693

3y↑60

Click bait....they never show before and after of painting and story doesn’t connect don’t bother

@robertmatch6550

2y↑52

This is truly a story put together with artificial intelligence. The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

@Mary-ws8zh

2y↑4

I think it was artificial stupidity. Actually, it was REAL stupidity.

@ticketyboo2456

@@Mary-ws8zh Your reply to the original comment is much better. You are being underrated.

@MichaelJones-nn7my

2y↑15

Well that was like watching paint dry 🤣

@allybally0021

52w

worse....listening to paint dry.

@actiondocumentary4605

3y↑57

If I were the English Teacher of whoever made this video, I probably gave him a failing grade in essay.

@voraciousreader3341

Probably?? PROBABLY?!? I think the correct word is, D E F I N I T E L Y

@llddau

That’s a funny comment, considering your own English skills!

@ronhouston6640

2y↑19

A good example of how to NOT tell a story.

@pietro4772

2y↑16

I'm half way through the video and now I need to punch a wall or a painting but possibly both at the same time.

@allybally0021

52w

I play this on a loop at full volume in my car to get the chicks.

@lesliebessesen7653

3y↑56

so glad i always look at the comments first....bye bye...

@cultclassic999

3y↑14

Never have I said, "Oh god please stop talking" over and over till I clicked the close window.

@MGT-sv9qc

3y↑66

Why does it take so long to get to the point? Instead of making hints multiple times...

@ashokn32

😁😁

@inamccarthy1196

3y↑1

Talk about long winded! I've stopped watching them. They go on and on and on😣

@davidjordan9759

3y↑1

So they can cram in more commercials.

@Ritzi66

3y↑1

Cause people are idiots

@shadowlouise

Because it's all lies.

@MrDeadsexy13

2y↑8

10 minutes of my life that I will never have again

@haroldlee4230

48w

I know, so stupid!!

@andystokes8702

3y↑162

You owe me 10 minutes of life.

@kamilpawel9606

3y↑3

Yes exactly.. what a bull s h it channel

@lisasmith742

3y↑2

Amen!!!!

@oleggorky906

To quote V for Vendetta, he killed you 10 minutes ago!

@fredhubbard7210

52w

Which 10 seconds are you okay with in the video?

@michaelmcdonald8452

3y↑32

This is sort of a “The Room” if YouTube videos. It becomes increasingly comical how infuriating it is.

@samadams1408

2y↑18

So it took ten minutes to tell us that an amateur had removed varnish from a genuine Rembrandt without destroying the original. If this story was true that's a job for a real art restorer and not something that can be done at home.

@erock.steady

1y↑22

listening to this is like drowning - i can see the surface, i know it's there - right there... i'm reaching i... i'm stretching i... i can't, i'm clawing my lungs are burning i'm getting frantic, i panic the surface i never break, it remains beyond my reach i'm grasping i gasp for air, a breath that isn't there and i expire, the fire in my lungs no more, doused by the ocean that has become my final resting place.

@susanandrews2294

1y↑1

Nicely put.

@erock.steady

@@susanandrews2294 thanks it's my recollection of a dream i once had, three nights in a row. as i endured this video, that dream kept tapping me on the shoulder. i knew what had to be done.

@susanandrews2294

1y↑1

@@erock.steady yes you did! Thank you for your contribution to the world of bathetic overwriting! ;-)

@boopeep9670

1y↑1

Your story was more exciting and had a nice easy to follow story line and ending. Maybe not a full 10 minute refund… More like finding you have just enough arcade tickets to get that rubber finger puppet. We know those flimsy arms won’t last 10 minutes but we smile knowing at least we aren’t leaving completely empty handed. Thanks 😄

@anastasiabeaverhausen8220

That made me snort-laugh more than it should have for being a vivid description of drowning. But I feels ya. If anyone watched the whole thing (I didn't) that's ten mins. of your life wasted that you will never get back.

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@Cantfindahable

2y↑19

I’m with the kidney stone guy

@steamsearcher

3y↑2

I just came here to get a tingle every time you show a Chinese Girl.
Oh the painting?
Me busy counting the words!!

@dionyates2482

3y↑21

Loving husband is repeatedly implied to be a cheat just to keep people watching this overlong video... classy.

@efisgpr

2y↑4

Plus it's totally made up....the lady is a museum staff member

@helenfitch3440

Thought it was shit once he started talking

@tsgrandma9837

3y↑71

10 minutes for a 3 minute story. This just sucks.

@MsVanorak

3y↑3

no - minute and a half tops!

@RavinDave-theOriginal

3y↑23

YouTube needs a way to block certain accounts, so you never have to bother with their nonsense again.

@shadowlouise

I've heard there's an extension for that, or it's part of paid service. Anyone know?

@EmilyBltz

3y↑19

This is only a bit more tolerable than those click bait emails that require you to hit next until you throw your phone a cross the room.

@Mr.Obongo

2y↑2

This is exactly that but in video format

@beverlyhayshouston2770

🤣🤣🤣

@ms.farmgirl

3y↑35

Talkie Talkie,, dragging the story out SO LONG that could have been told in 3 minutes flat.
AND if she had sent it off to professionals at an institute and they didn't find out it was a Rembrandt immediately, she should SUE them for a total refund. I can't imagine someone not being able to tell her it was a Rembrandt within 15-20 minutes is the most pathetic atrocity of all time. AND they would have removed the vanish to do legitimate testing to see who it's author was. Such total hacks who were examining the painting...obviously.

@carrieann1640

3y↑4

Thank you for saving me 7 minutes of my life.

@shadowlouise

It's a bunch of LIES.

@regplate2923

3y↑11

15 seconds and I am finished with this.

@joelf6377

1y↑1

Thanks everyone. You jut saved me 10 minute of my life.

@jefflindeman

3y↑95

The mixing of the two stories and the fact that the main-first story is just kind’a dropped flat and never mentioned again, is very frustrating. And to add confusion, the painting from the first story is shown again at the end. I was left with only one feeling. Annoyance.

@isabellind1292

It's worse than listening to nails on a masterpiece!🖼🎨🥴

@roscmon

1y↑4

Was anyone ever able to make it to the end to find out what the 50 year old secret was? Can someone please just post that detail in the comments so that other people don't have to waste their lives watching this video? I missed watching my grandchildren growing up and still haven't reached the end of this video.

@leafsgirl15

3y↑24

He just keeps repeating the same thing in different ways.

@TheGuitologist

2y↑8

This is like reading a paper from a 7th grader.

@iama8537

2y↑1

Please be tolerant for the 7th grader! This is a non story!

@maxortega4690

3y↑10

Thank you for the insight and the time I saved.

@ericguillot6402

1y↑5

So it both made her happy, and fearful with shivers down her spine when she looked at it. It invokes both feeling loved, as well as sensing undercurrents of suppressed rage and anger. Yeah ok.

@bltoth1955

2y↑11

Tells us it was real and what it’s worth. Done!

@KevinGraves703

This was bullshit!

@fritzfiedler1807

3y↑31

Yikes!! What a disjointed narrative. My dogs can bark a better story.

@dlwcrazyblondeone

3y↑2

Now that's a funny comment. So can my Gracie (my yorkie), she's a great storyteller, unlike this dude!

@fritzfiedler1807

3y↑1

@@dlwcrazyblondeone A Yorkie, I have met other Yorkies and they told me some real whoppers, so maybe it's in the bloodline. All of them had great grammar, style and syntax. Peace and Love.

@claytongreen7000

3y↑17

Thankfully, I've never subscribed to this channel but now need to block their videos from appearing as recommendations. It would be too kind to suggest the only problems are blending stories and slowly coming to a conclusion. Even the conclusion isn't clear so this is a waste of time on all levels.

@harperwelch5147

3y↑17

What's with the crazy collage of every possible painting style during the narrative? What is all that visual nonsense for? This story makes no sense at all.

@blujeans9462

3y↑38

So how is this her husband's 50 year old secret?? He said it wasn't real - and it wasn't.

@mikesnitro

2y↑3

I was hoping it turned out to be a paint by number piece! That would be pretty funny.

@sabrinanascimento5248

3y↑10

So we need to have our Paintings verified. It’s a Vermeer instead. 😂

@starshiptrooper7670

2y↑1

That was ten minutes and ten seconds of my life that I'll never get back...

@requiredparticular6831

2y↑7

“It was normal to draw out suspense for airtime”….sounds like a self defense.

@DrDoom-re4ss

I was thinking the same thing.

@hilarydennison651

3y↑22

Can't believe I just watched this all thru! What a load of old tripe!

@hj8607

3y↑30

Another terribly disconnected 'waist-of-time video' .

@amethyst1826

Apologies if this offends you, but it's 'waste of time.' The other is your body part.

@LeTrashPanda

2y↑1

After watching this video, I am remarkably looking forward to my next Root Canal....who knew?

@barbarakloise6790

3y↑11

Wow you dragged that one out for so long.

@jwall6006

3y↑28

Wow! How long does it take to say a cheap knock off of a Rembrandt, turned out to be real, 10 second, a minute at the most. They milked this for 10 minutes.

@harryme472

3y↑2

And they did a very poor job at that.
The king of waffle.

@sampuatisamuel9785

Do you enjoy being such a spoiler

@fromthepeanutgallery1084

1y↑2

I was once so constipated, when I was done, there were teeth marks on the toilet seat.That event was FAR less painful than watching this video.

@williamkaczmarek3996

3y↑10

There's ten whole minutes of wasted life! What poppycock!

@boboneill6554

3y↑7

Her husband did not lie and it is not right to say that. He bought a painting that turned out to be a Rembrandt. Art goes in and out of fashion and fine artists can end up in thrift shops.

@lindamorse7463

3y↑23

Stupid video, deliberately confusing and too-long convoluted story.

@lenny108

3y↑2

2:23 He says Rembrandt's life got better and better and better. History books say something different. "...........his debts mounted. The expensive house, the mortgage of which he had only partially paid off, was a huge burden. When he could no longer meet his obligations in 1656, his creditors called in the Insolvency Court, after which an inventory of his possessions was drawn up. Having achieved youthful success as a portrait painter, Rembrandt’s later years were marked by personal tragedy and financial hardships. After his wife died and his friends deserted him, he was pushed into bankruptcy and unable to find any more work. He died in obscurity and poverty in 1669."

@shaanee

3y↑1

Thank google for ruining their own platform. The worst is the synthesized narration from china...

@orionstar7015

2y↑5

I grew a beard by the time this guy finished his 10 minutes story...now I got my pension, and I'm not even close to 68 years old...

@micheller7442

2y↑2

MY FINGER IS SORE FROM TAPPING ON THE SCREEN.

@davidwootton683

2y↑7

I lasted until 5:27! Thankyou Lori Hogue .........It's real! Viral Stories needs some lessons in how to tell a good story without hundreds of repeats.

@monelleny

2y↑4

Aside from all its obvious flaws, this video never explains why it calls the husband a liar, rather than just mistaken. Ugh.

@DrDoom-re4ss

Agreed.

@flybarbflybarb8227

2y↑1

You guys cracked me up!!!

@helentaylor2100

3y↑30

Don’t bother watching complete waste of time.BS!

@godzillas6301

3y↑5

A rye smile was lost from the lips and eyes glassed over as i got to a minute , a full 60 seconds , into this diatribe of flannel , dribble and over egged rubbish . The sun filtered through a window to cascade down the walls and highlight a silhouette of the trees shadow onto the magnolia walls framing the PC i sat behind asking `` what is this shit ? `` ..............

@4425evergreen

3y↑6

Nasty script, saying the same thing over and over and creating a punchline atmosphere destroys interest.

@davidking3139

THANK YOU Lol, was thinking kill me now with this dragging out drone. 5 mins i wont get back ha ha ha

@babagama4232

3y↑31

The lady's picture in light green shirt shown in the thumbnail is being taken from THE ROAD SHOW (I guess ,the AMERICAN version)

@marymonson2187

3y↑2

The show is called “The Antiques Road Show.”

@curlyanneb1973

3y↑4

I wonder if all these strangers are notified that they’re going to be in these movies that have NOTHING to do with the story.

@barbarapowell137

3y↑15

I will always look at comments before i do this again

@meerabakshi2676

me too! Why youtubers create videos that are waste of time for the viewers? That is a sin really. Thanks to those who save readers time by exposing the truth in just a few words!

@truthseeker444

2y↑1

I am only 31 seconds in, and already I thought this guy is going to keep repeating stuff and drag out a 2 min story for 10 mins, stopped and read the comments, glad I did!

@barlowsmith6242

2y↑2

This is painful waiting for the end - so I just jumped to it.

@artwerksDallas

3y↑11

Why are you showing Carravagio instead of Rembrandt???

@kannlowery

3y↑14

What can we do to get more interest in this video? I know, let’s put an ad in the middle of it.

@yadayada752

My commercial was in Spanish

@williamwilkinson8735

there's 10 mins of my life i'll never get back

@3554ELM

3y↑18

OMG! What a convoluted story !!!

@A.Girl.Has.No.Name.

My thoughts exactly!

@artm1973

3y↑3

Please give us the 30 second run down so we don't have to watch it

@lenny108

3y↑9

2:23 Rembrandt? "...........His debts mounted. The expensive house, the mortgage of which he had only partially paid off, was a huge burden. When he could no longer meet his obligations in 1656, his creditors called in the Insolvency Court, after which an inventory of his possessions was drawn up. Having achieved youthful success as a portrait painter, Rembrandt’s later years were marked by personal tragedy and financial hardships. After his wife died and his friends deserted him, he was pushed into bankruptcy and unable to find any more work. He died in obscurity and poverty in 1669."

@livinghappywithzanderglasg8952

3y↑3

WOW! The video makers really know how to word over word over word a story over and over quite repetitively repeating the same words over words and playing out the story by repeating the same ideas word over word and drawing things out repetitively. It makes listening to the repetitive storyline absolutely sickening. I feel sick. This is nauseating. I'm about to puke.

@jonnorris8544

1y↑1

Amazing subtitles! Sample:’At least One Person IELTS Jun shibata message was interviewed’

@kerryalexander1650

3y↑11

Draaaaaaaaged out the story soooooo loooong I gave up! It’s also massively disjointed. I’m sure it is a great story, just do it again in a logical way in a shortened version!!!

@syndi301

3y↑1

Yes makes you want to just fast forward

@haritchie3460

3y↑18

After hear this. i just read comments and .opinions

@GreaterRealms

3y↑11

Just go straight to the point,repetition doesn’t make people to want to keep listening it just make them to close the page!!!!

@markaralvin5545

Hello Florence

@cheryldecgmail

I had to stop. My eyes rolled back in my head.

@sphinxtheeminx

2y↑1

Saskia was the love of Rembrandt's life and featured in many of his works. This looks like her, and now you know, you can find her all over the place in his paintings.

@michaelwhisman7623

3y↑5

My wife found a 1930s numbered print by a Belgian artist for $1, It's worth about $100. LOL

@frankdalla

3y↑4

Oh God.... I hate these never ending long drawn out stories. I suspect its intentional, but all it ever does is make me move on to something else.

@patricktuorto

2y↑1

This is the video that you'd send to someone just to stick it in and twist it off.

@Riana.dS.

Must be a wonderful feeling to make a discovery of this nature.

@baseline33

3y↑14

These viral stories are just... stories.

@mtlassen1992

3y↑13

This documentary is really good...for a 2nd grader!

@iama8537

2y↑2

For no one!

@shadowlouise

2y↑1

Nope. It's not that good. All lies.

@suzie5340

Thanks 👍

@billb1861

Well, that’s 10 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

@need4HIM

3y↑7

The end result is that the painting is an original Rembrandt. Good news for everyone! I don't understand the purpose of the long (sometimes misleading) narrative.

@ratherbfishing455

They needed the video to be 10 minutes.

@harpintn

@@ratherbfishing455 Some people take 10 minutes or more to say what a normal person can say in 30 seconds.

@ratherbfishing455

@@harpintn I'm not good at adding fluff to assignments, speeches, and conversations. Maybe they thought that the video would receive more views if it had a lot of added nonsense.