For Real
Lil' Uzi Vert Lyrics

For real, for real, for real, yeah
Emphasizing the truth of the following statements and actions.

Sleep on 'em that's Tempurpedic
Not giving attention to people or things that don't matter, like the comfort of a Tempurpedic mattress.

Get the green like it's kale
Getting a lot of money, like the popularity of kale.

Pockets they fat just like Kenan
Having a lot of money in your pockets, like comedian Kenan Thompson.

Told her I love her ain't mean it
Saying 'I love you' to someone but not actually feeling it.

That's because I hit the meanest
Having had sex with someone who was the most attractive, or the best in bed.

You heard that I am from Mars
Rumors spreading about Lil' Uzi being different or strange, like being from another planet.

I heard that you was from Venus
Rumors spreading about someone else being different or strange, like being from another planet.

I met that bitch in a meeting
Meeting a girl for the first time during a business meeting.

I fucked that bitch from the meeting
Having sex with that girl after the business meeting.

I just was planning to leave her
Not interested in a relationship with that girl.

So I just left it to Jesus, yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
Trusting that everything will work out and leaving it to fate or a higher power.

Lil Vert like Gerald
Lil' Uzi's nickname is Lil Vert, similar to rapper G-Eazy's real name Gerald.

Told that girl to cheer up
Telling a girl to feel better or be happy.

Fucking that girl 'til she tear up
Having sex with a girl so hard that she cries.

Heard you fucked her she embarrassed
Rumors spreading that someone else had sex with a girl and she felt ashamed.

Heard your whip Gary Barbera
Rumors spreading that someone else has a car from a specific dealer, Gary Barbera.

Diamonds they wet like a seal
Diamonds shining and glistening, like a wet seal.

Diamonds wet like Navy Seal
Diamonds sparkling like the accomplished forces of a Navy SEAL.

Heard you drink lean, crack the seal
Rumors spreading that someone else drinks lean and then opens the seal to start drinking it.

Everybody know it ain't real
People knowing that someone else is fake or not truthful.

Won't say no names but my niggas they pulled up
Refusing to name anyone but his friends came.

You niggas talk too much, get your mouth sewed up
People talking too much, getting their mouths sewn shut.

Look at my chain, know it's ice 'cause it's snowing
Blinged-out jewelry looking like ice, as seen by snowflakes on it from the cold.

Vivienne West but my friend looking Polo
Lil' Uzi wearing designer Vivienne Westwood but his friend looking just as good in Polo clothing.

My Gosha from Dover I drive in the Rover
Wearing Gosha Rubchinskiy clothing from the UK store Dover Street Market while driving around in a Range Rover.

Homie don't know me don't get in my moment
Telling someone not to interfere with Lil' Uzi's success.

All that sneak dissing don't think that I ain't noticed
Noticing when someone is talking badly about Lil' Uzi behind his back.

I left my door and I forgot to close it
Being forgetful and leaving things like doors open.

Boy better keep it sealed
Warning a boy to keep quiet and not talk about certain things.

Fuck around, get killed
Threatening violence against anyone who crosses Lil' Uzi.

Fuck around, get drilled
Threatening violence against anyone who crosses Lil' Uzi.

Cut your hands if you steal
Violently punishing anyone who tries to steal from Lil' Uzi.

Whip it up like a meal
Creating something out of nothing with ease, like cooking a meal.

I just made me a mill'
Earning a million dollars.

Money jumping out my pocket
Having so much money it's overflowing out of his pockets.

Tucking bands in my belt
Keeping a lot of money in his belt.

Stop calling my phone
Not wanting to be bothered by anyone calling his phone.

Leave me alone
Asking people to stop bothering him.

I'm on TV, with the VVS, so I 3-D my stones
Appearing on TV with diamonds that are so clear, they look 3-D.

We really don't get along
Not being friends with someone.

She anemic, I'm more chill
The girl he's with is weak or boring, while Lil' Uzi is more exciting and active.

Had to keep this shit for real
Honesty is the best policy.

All the way to the beat build
Going hard until the end of the song.

You know I'm cappin' for real
Emphasizing that he's being truthful.

Walk around with it for real
Actually possessing the things he raps about.

You wanna bet that my money, for real
Challenging others to bet on his wealth.

All of my diamonds for real, different color like Pharrell's
Authenticity is important to Lil' Uzi, even when it comes to the colors of his diamonds.

Yeah that's for real, for real, for real
Repeating that this is all truthful and not a lie.