Preach
Lil Wayne Lyrics

With my first hundred G's bought my momma house
I bought my mom a house with the first hundred thousand dollars that I made.

Bitch don't try to suck my dick if you got cotton mouth
If you have a dry mouth, don't try to perform oral sex on me.

Watch these snitches, man these rats think they're Mighty Mouse
Beware of these informants, they believe they are heroic figures.

In the kitchen, Arm & Hammer, just the right amount
I am using Arm & Hammer in the kitchen, but only in the sufficient amount.

Got the dope spot popping, dope spot jumping
My drug-selling location is very popular and is generating a lot of business.

Car parked by itself, robot stunting
My car can park itself, and it's impressive.

And it's voice activated, I just tell it something
I don't even have to press a button, my voice control can operate the car.

I ain't even got to press a button
I don't have to work hard, things come easy to me.

Viper with the rally stripes, I don't eat no Rally's
I own a Dodge Viper with some rally stripes, but I don't patronize the fast-food chain Rally's.

I don't eat my words, nigga I don't eat no salad
I don't backtrack or apologize, and I don't eat salad.

I got too much on my plate, I got too much on my palate
I have too much going on in my life, and too many diverse tastes.

Never seen my car before, it's like a unicorn in traffic
My car is so unique that people rarely see it.

Too much fucking talent, rap Shakespeare go Hamlet
I am a talented rapper, and likening myself to Shakespeare's Hamlet.

You other boys could kiss the game goodbye, be romantic
My skills are so superior, that other artists should give up and pursue a romance career.

Please don't worry Nancy, all my weed is organic
Nancy should not be worried, all of my marijuana is organic.

If my children end up smoking
If my children smoke weed

I'll whip they ass if they don't pass it
I will physically discipline my children if they don't share their marijuana.

Hol' up, I just got a package
Hang on, I just received a package.

I let my bitch test it, with flying colors passed it
I had my girlfriend test the illicit substance for quality assurance - and it passed with flying colors.

Burning money fast, like fire on the plastic
I am spending money recklessly, like setting fire to plastic.

You a dead man walking, throw some tires on your casket
You are about to meet your demise, so put some tires on your casket for your journey.

They say niggas in wheelchairs is half dead as it is
The popular belief is that people in wheelchairs are already halfway dead.

I still keep the heat on me, attitude cavalier
I still carry a gun for protection, and I have a casual attitude about life.

Boy I think your whole clique's Summer's Eve, Massengill
I think your entire group of friends smells bad.

Monastat 7 Vagisil
References two feminine hygiene brands: Monistat 7 and Vagisil.

Uh, and my name don't need no adjectives
My name is so strong, it doesn't require any embellishments.

And my flow don't need no adlibs
My rapping style is so natural, it doesn't need any accompanying sounds or nonsense words.

The booth the battlefield
The recording booth is like a battlefield - I approach it with intensity and focus.

Flag red like I'm Russian, call me Vladimir
I wear the color red like Russians, so you can call me Vladimir.

Took a picture with the pistol, gave it rabbit ears
I took a photo of myself holding a gun, and made the hand gesture of rabbit ears behind the gun.

These niggas got fast careers, fast as Batmobiles
These other rappers have quickly gained success, like the speed of the Batmobile.

My bitches got sex appeal, they like sex and pills
My female companions are attractive and they enjoy sex and drugs.

For reals, I'm sorry if you hate you
Seriously, I apologize if you dislike yourself.

And I'm sorry for the wait too
I apologize for making you wait.

Boom, It's my shot like Biloxi
Boom, it's my turn to take this opportunity.

Even my shadow don't trust me
I am so untrustworthy that even my shadow has learned not to rely on me.

Big dog in this shit like a husky
I am a dominant force in this game, similar to a husky dog.

285, 20 pounds of musty
I'm carrying 20 pounds of marijuana on I-285, which has a musty smell.

Stopped by the spot, had to serve Pooh bear
I had to tend to my drug-selling location and serve my customer Pooh bear.

He buy one, I front him one, so I left two there
He purchased one from me, so I gave him another one for free, leaving two drugs there.

In a two seater, pull up popping 2Pac
I pulled up in a two-seater car, blasting music by Tupac.

Didn't have a safe, so I stashed it in my tube sock
Since I didn't have a safe to store my drugs, I hid them in my sock.

Eat so much Benihana I need nunchucks
I eat at Benihana so often that I need nunchucks to eat my food.

You just a old nigga always saying big bruh
You are an older man who always calls me 'big bruh.'

You a bad bitch always saying big daddy
You are an attractive woman that always calls me 'big daddy.'

You a real nigga talking 'bout you want a selfie
You're a genuine person, but still want to take a selfie.

A baby bottle with my shit in
I'm keeping my drugs stored in a baby bottle.

And my role model was a kingpin
My inspiration was a drug kingpin.

I say let's work, he say let's work
I suggested that we should collaborate, and he also agreed.

Let your next work be your best work
Make sure your next project is your best one.

And it's that Sorry 4 The Wait 2
This song is from the mixtape 'Sorry 4 The Wait 2.'

From New Orleans to the A, TRU
From New Orleans to Atlanta, I am true to myself and my music.

You test my homies, we ace you
If you disrespect my friends, we will defeat you.

Tity, these niggas monkeys in ape suits
My friend Tity and I think these other rappers are fools.

I got a city, got a ocean, got a lake view
I have a prime location with views of the city, ocean, and a lake.

She took some shots, til she shot down a grey goose
She drank some shots of alcohol until she passed out.

This that Sorry 4 The Wait Deuce
This is from the second edition of the 'Sorry 4 The Wait' mixtape series.