Weezy Baby
Lil Wayne Lyrics

Yeah, my girl get in at 1:15 am
My girlfriend arrives at 1:15 am, and this is a fact I'm sharing with you.

The guitar's crying right now
This guitar is expressing emotional pain, and that's how I feel sometimes.

Just a couple things going on in my life, you know
I have some things happening in my life that I want to mention to you.

Brim leaning, cup tilted, blunt flicking
I'm wearing my hat tilted to the side, holding my cup at an angle, and flicking ashes from my blunt.

Get money, fuck bitches
My priority is making money and having sex with women.

Young Weezy, young pimping, she love it
I am a young pimp, and the woman with me is enjoying it.

I keep going, she keep cumin, what you know 'bout it
I continue having sex with the woman, and she's experiencing orgasm. Do you understand the situation?

So 'bout it, like Master P, but no coward
I am serious about my lifestyle, like Master P, but I'm not a coward.

No I am no Howard the duck, duck
I am not like the cartoon character Howard the Duck.

Lead showers, black flowers
I am referring to violent and deadly situations by using the imagery of bullets and black flowers.

Black dresses, two hours, closed casket
I am describing a funeral where the casket is closed, and everyone is wearing black dresses. The funeral lasts two hours.

Ma dough tactics is so crafty
I am skilled at making money in creative ways.

No laughter, I do that after I get the dough bastards
I don't have time for laughter until after I make money, which is an insult to people who don't make as much.

I get the dough faster, what if I flowed faster
I'm saying I could make even more money if I rapped faster - this is a hypothetical scenario.

Like, oh Nancy the flows plastic, automatic, I'm
I mention a fictional person with a plastic flow to convey my own flow is real and authentic.

More drastic, ain't no names compared to me
My music is more extreme than others, and I am the best at what I do.

Who are you, where are ya, I can't see, ya air to me
I don't know who you are or where you are, and you are insignificant to me.

Ya not there to me, I ain't fucking with you bitch niggas
You don't exist to me, so I am not interacting with you.

I'm fucking ya sis' nigga, it's Weezy
I am having sex with your sister's boyfriend, and that's just who I am - Weezy.

If you gon' call him Weezy
If you are going to refer to me as Weezy.

Then you must say the baby
You have to include the word 'baby' in my nickname otherwise it's disrespectful.

If you don't say the baby
If you fail to include 'baby.'

Then just don't say it at all
Don't use my nickname at all if you're not going to say it correctly.

I'm, slick as an old mac, I'm, sick as a Prozac
I'm witty like an old Macintosh computer, and I'm mentally ill like someone on Prozac.

And, the Carter one was the, dick for you hoes trapped
My first album, Tha Carter, was a trap for women who were attracted to me.

And, this is Tha Carter two and, this is the bozack
This album, Tha Carter II, is like a kick in the testicles (bozack).

Digging you hoes back, quick if I blow back
I can shoot you quickly if you try to attack me after I have sex with you.

Got it, gone Rabbit
If you understand what I'm saying in my lyrics, you're like a speedy rabbit.

Fast ma daddy's Rabbit at home
I'm describing a fast car, like my dad's Volkswagen Rabbit at home.

What up pa (what up), what up Pac (what up), what up Pun (what up)
I am giving a shout-out to my dad, Tupac, Big Pun, and other deceased rappers who inspired me.

What up Big (what up), what up Solja
I am also giving a shout-out to the Notorious B.I.G. and Soulja Slim.

As the streets get colder I get chillier
As things become more difficult in my environment, I become more hardened and cold-hearted.

What up Left Eye (what up), what up Aaliyah (what up)
I am giving a final shout-out to the late Left Eye from TLC and Aaliyah.

Teck 9 close by touch 'em up
I have a firearm nearby (a technical nine) to use on anyone who tries to harm me.

I shoot niggas in the mouth boy pucker up
I am threatening to shoot someone in the mouth and telling them to prepare.

Sweet sucker tash gee golly what the fuck
I am expressing disbelief or confusion with old-fashioned phrases.

Where the hell all these new pussy rappers come from
I am criticizing contemporary rappers who lack skill or authenticity.

I chew 'em up like bubble gum, yum yum
I am saying I easily defeat these rappers, like I'm chewing bubble gum.

Young Weezy so troublesome, what what
I am referring to myself as a source of conflict, and ending with a phrase of agreement.

I ain't talking fast you just listening too slow
I'm not rapping too quickly; you're not keeping up.

I'm, getting them Benjamin's
I am making a lot of money and referring to $100 bills (which have Benjamin Franklin's face on them).

Can serve like the Wimbledon
I am saying I am skilled at what I do, like a tennis player competing at Wimbledon.

If I'm in any predicament, nervous never that
If I'm in a dangerous situation, I am never nervous or worried.

Got a gat to knock whoever back, back, very flat
I have a gun to intimidate anyone who comes at me, and I will shoot them until they fall flat.

Chest, caved in, mess on the pavement
I'm describing a gruesome scene of someone being shot and their chest being crushed and blood spilling on the ground.

Splat, cherry wax, rah, bury that
More imagery of death and blood with cherry wax (bullet casings) and the sound of gunfire (rah).

Rats, scary cat, rat carry that
I'm saying anyone who talks behind my back is a rat or a coward, and they will carry that label with them.

Hollygrove trigga man guns in a knapsack
I come from the Hollygrove neighborhood and I carry guns with me in a backpack.

Area code five zero four, I ain't Nino fucking Brown
I am referring to my hometown's area code, 504, but I'm not the drug dealer Nino Brown from the movie New Jack City.

And, this is Tha Carter hoe, this is a quarter stick
This album is part of the Tha Carter series and is like a stick of dynamite (quarter stick).

This in ya garter ho, leave out the back and go straight to the corner store
I'm saying I want to have sex with a woman and then send her out the back door to buy some drugs for me.

Return with the cake, come wit all ma dough
I want her to come back with both drugs and money.

And if not they find you in a lake in the morning ho
If she fails to deliver, she will meet a violent and watery end in a lake.

Weezy Baby please say the baby
Again, I'm asking you to use my nickname correctly.

If not, don't ya motherfucking say it at all, bitch
If you can't call me Weezy Baby, don't call me anything at all, and don't disrespect me with insults.