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Lil Wayne Lyrics

Soulja Boy on the beat
The song is produced by Soulja Boy.

My tongue is a Uzi, my dick is a AK
He uses his tongue and his penis like a machine gun to pleasure the girl.

My tongue go brr, my dick go BAH
He makes noises during sex to show his enthusiasm.

Lay on the bed, open that twat
He wants the girl to lie on the bed and spread her legs.

I French kiss that pussy, like muah
He uses his tongue to pleasure the girl's genitals.

Sit on my face, M-U-A-H
He wants the girl to sit on his face and he kisses her genitals.

Before I eat that pussy, I say my grace
He is grateful for the opportunity to pleasure the girl.

Girl I'm nastier than him,
He is more sexually adventurous and skilled than the girl's current partner.

I don't know why you still with him
He doesn't understand why the girl is still with her partner if he can't satisfy her sexually.

Beat that pussy, go to sleep
He wants to have sex with the girl until she falls asleep.

She got that Tylenol P.M
Her vagina makes him feel drowsy and relaxed.

Fuck that bitch until she tired
He wants to have sex with the girl until she's too tired to continue.

'Til she tired like a rim
The girl is as tired as the rim of a car tire.

Give her head like a brim, it tastes good, M-M-M
He performs oral sex on the girl which tastes good.

Pussy monster in her closet, full of surprises
He is a skilled lover with many techniques.

I give full body massages
He massages the girl's entire body including her genitals.

I hope that pussy smell like a violet
He wants the girl's vagina to smell sweet like a flower.

I hope that pussy warmer than luke
He wants the girl's genitals to be warm and ready for sex.

And sweet as Godiva
He wants the girl's vagina to taste sweet like chocolate.

Suck this dick and swallow that nut
He wants the girl to perform oral sex on him and swallow his semen.

And call it Penis colada
He makes a reference to Pina colada, a type of cocktail.

Lift up that mini-skirt, that's my dinner desert
He is aroused by the thought of the girl's genitals.

She fell in love with the martian
The girl is in love with Lil Wayne (the Martian is one of his nicknames).

I said you too down to Earth
He thinks the girl is too normal and he is too special for her.

Man, these hoes love Wayne
This is a modest boast about his popularity with women.

Got a bunch of dimes, that's chump change
He has a lot of attractive women.

This shit is target practice
He is very good at having sex.

And your bitch is my gun range
He is using women for sex.

I'm down here waiting for her to come like payday
He is eagerly anticipating the girl's arrival.

I'm hoping this juice is sweeter than baked cake
He hopes that the girl's vagina is even sweeter than he anticipates.

She say it's for Tunechi
The girl says that she is doing this for Lil Wayne (Tunechi is one of his nicknames).

She lie with a straight face
The girl is lying about her intentions.

But I'm trying to eat healthier, so I ate a veggie
He is trying to have a healthier diet.

Sucked on that pussy, I feel better already
He feels physically and mentally better after pleasuring the girl.

She say "Tunechi go slower" and Tunechi went faster
He enjoys going faster during sex.

My tongue is a motor, my dick is a NASCAR
He has a fast tongue and a fast penis.

Whipped cream on that pussy, dickhead like a bullet
He compares his penis to a bullet when he uses whipped cream during sex.

If her hair real I'mma pull it
He pulls the girl's hair during sex.

I hope her ass feel like cushion
He wants the girl's buttocks to feel soft.

I give her wood when he wouldn't
He gives the girl an erection when her partner can't.

I hope that pussy tastes like pudding
He wants the girl's vagina to have a sweet taste.

And I get that ho the boot
He will leave the girl after sex.

Hold up, let me put my foot in (Tunechi)
He is making a sexual pun with his nickname.

Got a sweet tooth, candy yam pussy
He likes sweet food and sweet-tasting genitals.

I'mma leave that ass smoking
He will satisfy the girl sexually.

Like a Amsterdam tourist man
This is a reference to smoking marijuana in Amsterdam.

I do my lil' dance, he scoping me out
He is dancing for the girl who is checking him out.

If that dick like a tree
The girl wants a penis that is large like a tree.

Watch me build a tree house
He will please her with his large penis.

OK the baddest bitch in this bitch
She is the hottest girl there.

Got the fattest clique in this bitch
She has many friends in the group.

You might drown
The girl might feel overwhelmed by her pleasure.

You better start doggy paddling in this bitch
The girl should prepare to be rocked with pleasure.

I'm Trin, B nigga, Queen nigga
These are nicknames for Trina, a rapper and songwriter who is also on the song.

Sleep in this pussy tree nigga
She loves when men sleep with her after sex.

I stay on that dick
She is good at having sex.

Like a fucking balance beam nigga
She can balance herself well during sex.

Hair pull, neck grab
She likes when a man pulls her hair and grabs her neck during sex.

Don't fuck with hoes that back stab
She advises men not to have sex with women who are untrustworthy.

Don't fuck with niggas that ain't got shit
She advises women not to have sex with men who are unsuccessful.

If I fucked a nigga then that's my dick
If she has sex with a man, she claims him as her own and he belongs to her.

My mouth a Jacuzzi, my pussy a safe place
Her mouth during oral sex feels good, and her vagina is a place of comfort.

Fuck me 'til daybreak, then you can go skate, Trina
She wants to have sex with a man all night and then he can leave after morning sex.