I'm Ready
Long John Baldry Lyrics
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I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
I know you feels like I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin' baby come overhere
I'll prove to you baby, that I ain't no square
Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I been drinkin' vodka like never before
I feel so good, I want you to know
One more drink, I wish you would
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
The lyrics of "I'm Ready" by Long John Baldry are suggestive of a person who is confident and prepared for anything that comes their way. The opening line reiterates this confidence, as the singer proclaims that he is 'ready as anybody can be.' The following lines add to this confident image by metaphorically describing the singer's possessions; he has an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame, which shoots tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain. These descriptions suggest a tough, hardened individual who is ready for anything.
The lyrics also shift towards the singer's attitude towards women. He invites "pretty little chicks" to come over to him, reassuring them that he is not a "square" and is capable of proving that he is deserving of their attention. The alcohol references further paint the picture of a confident individual who wants to prove themselves in every aspect of their life.
Line by Line Meaning
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am fully prepared and eagerly awaiting whatever may come my way.
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I am now prepared to face you and hope that you are equally prepared to face me.
I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
I am carrying a deadly weapon, an axe handle pistol, on a frame that was acquired from a graveyard.
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain
The bullets from my weapon are designed to resemble tombstones and I am wearing a balls and chain metaphorically indicating something heavy that is holding me down.
I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite
I am currently ingesting highly explosive substances, TNT and dynamite.
I hope some screwball start a fight
I am hopeful that someone who is crazy or unusual will provoke a physical confrontation with me.
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Once again, I want to emphasize that I am fully prepared for whatever comes my way.
All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
Addressing a group of attractive women and their appearance.
I know you feels like I ain't nowhere
I understand you may consider me a nobody (nowhere), but that is not the case.
But stop what your doin' baby come overhere
I am inviting one of the women to leave her current activity and come closer to me.
I'll prove to you baby, that I ain't no square
I am assuring her that I am not a boring or uncool person.
I been drinkin' vodka like never before
I have consumed a significant amount of vodka more than I ever have before.
I feel so good, I want you to know
I am feeling elated and want to share that feeling with someone.
One more drink, I wish you would
I am requesting to have one more drink and encouraging the other person to join me.
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good
It takes a significant amount of affection to make me feel truly happy and fulfilled.
Contributed by Maya R. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@philwearmouth1102
Brilliant version of the old Muddy Waters' classic
@johnkeato9339
Love him too, he helped start ing the British rock movement.
@lindajones8101
Love him. Especially that album.
@blakesexton5040
I am here because of Elton's memoirs and I cannot believe I have never heard this LP
@antonioribeiro3480
Não o conhecia mas muito bom contemporâneo do auge do rok roul top
@mikeflynn1629
Mick Waller drives the drums with such passion.
@VictorBurgund
i would rank this album up there with the stones--- exile on main street as the greatest albums to come out of the early 70s
@dianaheaberlin5422
Ready as any can be!
@jerrycombs8405
If I had written any song ever I'd pick "I'm Ready."
@archibanke
Great