Talking Guitar Blues
Lonnie Donegan Lyrics


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‘Ere, if you wanna get in trouble
Let me tell you how to do it
Get yourself a guitar and then you're right into it
You play all day and you play all night
People say you'll never learn to play the thing right
Always messing about, groaning at you
Moaning, won't let you practise
So I bought meself a guitar about a year ago
The man said I could learn it in a week or so
Gave me a little book, pick or two
Said ‘here y'are mate, it's up to you'
Dirty rotter, cost me ten nicker, all the loot I had
Good guitar, though – call it a pluckit

Anyway, spent me dough
And I couldn't let it all go to waste, you know
So I took the book, guitar, and all
And I went back home where the trees are tall
Down in Woodford - good place to be if you've got a guitar
Pretty rotten if you ain't

Well, for weeks and weeks I worked hard
And I tried to learn a few main chords
Book says they're easy as abc
Cor, my fingers is killing me
Got sore on the ends.
Couldn't hold the strings down
Wanted to pack up, cor, I felt rough

Anyway, kept on playing with all me might
I could see mum's hair was turning white
And her face was lined with discontent
She said her patience was pretty near spent
She was nervous, ears ringing, wanted to scream
You know, couldn't get no relief

So sister, anyway, she took it worst of all
‘Cause she got married the following fall
She said ‘for love' but I got me doubts
I think the guitar chased her out
She's a game girl, though
Just couldn't take it, you know
Limit to everything

Dad, he took it a different way
He said, you can turn your mum's hair grey
Drive your sister away from home
But you or me boy's gonna start to roam
And I ain't going - never intend to
You figure it out – so I did, fast, you know

Anyway, next day had me clothes all packed
And I slung me guitar across me back
Caught meself a great long train
Searched the world for me share of fame




Ain't found none - just hardships, messing about
Skiffle, Tommy Steele

Overall Meaning

In Lonnie Donegan's song Talking Guitar Blues, the singer tells the story of his pursuit of learning to play the guitar. He narrates how he bought a guitar and a book on how to play it, with the hopes that he would learn to play it in a week or so. However, the journey was not an easy one, as he encountered difficulties in mastering the main chords. This leads to frustrations and conflicts with his family members who found his playing style irritating.


However, the singer is undeterred by the difficulties and decides to follow his dream of making it big through music. He packs his things and heads for the city in search of fame. The song is a commentary on how difficult it can be to pursue one's passion and dreams, especially when others do not believe in or understand them. It is also a reminder that with determination and persistence, one can overcome the challenges that come with the journey.


Line by Line Meaning

‘Ere, if you wanna get in trouble
Hey, if you want to cause some problems


Let me tell you how to do it
I'll give you a hint on how to do it


Get yourself a guitar and then you're right into it
Buy yourself a guitar and you're already in trouble


You play all day and you play all night
Spending all day and night playing the guitar


People say you'll never learn to play the thing right
People doubt you will ever learn how to play properly


Always messing about, groaning at you
People always interrupt and complain about your playing


Moaning, won't let you practise
Continuously whining about you playing the guitar


So I bought meself a guitar about a year ago
I purchased a guitar a year ago


The man said I could learn it in a week or so
The salesman said I would learn how to play in a short period


Gave me a little book, pick or two
Received a small instruction book and picks


Said ‘here y'are mate, it's up to you'
The salesman told me that it was up to me to learn how to play


Dirty rotter, cost me ten nicker, all the loot I had
The salesman was dishonest and took all my money


Good guitar, though – call it a pluckit
The guitar is good despite the salesman's deceit


Anyway, spent me dough
Regardless, I spent all my money


And I couldn't let it all go to waste, you know
I couldn't let the guitar and instruction book go to waste


So I took the book, guitar, and all
I took the guitar, instruction book, and everything else


And I went back home where the trees are tall
I returned home where the trees are large


Down in Woodford - good place to be if you've got a guitar
Living in Woodford is great if you play the guitar


Pretty rotten if you ain't
However, it's terrible if you don't


Well, for weeks and weeks I worked hard
I worked tirelessly for weeks


And I tried to learn a few main chords
I attempted to learn the fundamental chords


Book says they're easy as abc
The instruction book said they were straightforward


Cor, my fingers is killing me
My fingers are extremely sore


Got sore on the ends.
My fingertips were particularly sore


Couldn't hold the strings down
I struggled to firmly press the strings


Wanted to pack up, cor, I felt rough
I wanted to give up because I was not feeling confident


Anyway, kept on playing with all me might
Despite feeling discouraged, I kept practicing with all my effort


I could see mum's hair was turning white
I noticed my mother's hair was becoming white


And her face was lined with discontent
I saw a sense of displeasure on my mother's face


She said her patience was pretty near spent
My mother claimed her patience was nearly depleted


She was nervous, ears ringing, wanted to scream
My mother was on edge and wanted to shout out in frustration


You know, couldn't get no relief
But she couldn't find a way to get any relief


So sister, anyway, she took it worst of all
My sister had the poorest response to my guitar playing


‘Cause she got married the following fall
She got married the next season


She said ‘for love' but I got me doubts
My sister claimed she got married for love, but I was skeptical


I think the guitar chased her out
I believe my playing drove her away


She's a game girl, though
Despite that, she's still a resilient person


Just couldn't take it, you know
She just couldn't tolerate it anymore


Dad, he took it a different way
My father's response was different


He said, you can turn your mum's hair grey
He jokingly said I was making my mother's hair turn white


Drive your sister away from home
I had managed to drive my sister out of the house


But you or me boy's gonna start to roam
However, one of us boys would inevitably leave home


And I ain't going - never intend to
He wasn't going anywhere, at least not soon


You figure it out – so I did, fast, you know
He left it for me to figure it out, and I acted on it quickly


Anyway, next day had me clothes all packed
The next day, I had all my clothes packed


And I slung me guitar across me back
I hung my guitar over my back


Caught meself a great long train
I got on a very long train


Searched the world for me share of fame
I sought fame all around the world


Ain't found none - just hardships, messing about
But I didn't find any - only challenges and difficulties


Skiffle, Tommy Steele
I found myself mainly playing Skiffle music or Tommy Steele songs




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Mike Hannon


on Wabash Cannonball

If you want the donegan lyrics from the recording this link has provided instead of the johnny cash ones they are as fallows;

Wabash Cannonball
by Lonnie Donegan

She came down from Birmingham, one cold December day
As she rolled into the station, you could hear the people say
That train from Indiana, she's long and she's tall...
That’s a combination called the Wabash Cannonball

Listen to the jingle, the rumble and the roar
As she comes down the mountains through the hills and by the shore
Hear the mighty rush of the engine, hear the lonesome hobos call
He’s racing through the jungle on the Wabash Cannon Ball

From the great Atlantic Ocean to the wide Pacific shore
From the green and flowing mountains to the old mill by the moor
She's long and handsome, and quite well known by all...
That’s a combination called the Wabash Cannonball

Listen to the jingle, the rumble and the roar
As she comes down the mountains through the hills and by the shore
Hear the mighty rush of the engine, hear the lonesome hobos call
He’s racing through the jungle on the Wabash Cannon Ball

Well here's to that old engineer his name will ever stand
And always be remembered in the courts throughout the land
When his mighty race is over and the curtains 'round him fall...
It'll carry him back to dixie on the Wabash Cannon Ball

Listen to the jingle, the rumble and the roar
As she comes down the mountains through the hills and by the shore
Hear the mighty rush of the engine, hear the lonesome hobos call
Yeah he’s racing through the jungle on the Wabash Cannon Ball

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