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@flandomaltrizian4603

2y↑7.4K

0:55 Sam’s mouth is the biggest Brushie ever had
5:30 Theater show info
7:15 Intro cinematic
9:00 EPISODE STARTS
10:30 Recap Ends
13:00 Panic room
14:20 Sharing a bed (booby trapped ship)
15:40 Ashton’s gift
17:35 Fantasy uggs
21:45 Tasting the ring
32:25 Not sure if Fearne is being sarcastic
36:15 How dare you, Imogen
37:35 Matt just steps on everyone’s innuendos
39:15 Curved tunnels (Fearne’s spire knowledge)
41:00 Shocker spires
42:15 Anthropogenic spire change
44:35 Map screen
47:50 FCG’s bird grudge
50:25 Exandrian evolution
1:00:55 Speaking with the Greenseekers
1:02:25 Speaking Marquesian
1:07:15 Sit and spin
1:11:45 Keep the tooth
1:17:05 Don’t discuss clients
1:20:30 Bell’s Hells
1:22:50 Honorary Greenseekers
1:24:50 Patches
1:33:25 Sam’s gas can
1:34:30 Hoods up
1:36:25 Nott the best detective agency
1:41:50 A huge goat
1:44:10 Ogdes
1:46:30 Bird in the beak, rat in the sheets
1:47:35 BREAK STARTS
1:57:35 BREAK ENDS
2:01:05 Liam helps
2:02:30 Ogdes makes demands
2:06:45 A full couple’s therapy session begins
2:13:55 Time’s up
2:14:50 Married to the work
2:16:10 Just like the always say
2:21:30 What’s the book?
2:23:00The second time that Laudna was so scary she knocked someone out
2:25:45 The New World Searchers
2:29:00 Platinum in a fanny pack
2:32:20 Pink lady
2:33:45 Detecting thoughts
2:36:05 Chetney already switched the coin
2:37:00 Fearne is eating during the interrogation
2:43:05 Laudna loses a toe
2:44:25 Scraping its way
2:45:10 Orym is squished
2:48:40 Freaking out Imogen
2:49:55 A fork ahead
2:50:35 Carved shaft
2:55:55 Game over man
2:56:45 Map out
2:59:10 I want it that way
3:01:15 Rollies
3:02:40 Emotional damage
3:03:35 Battle begins
3:14:05 That’s what I meant (Laudna did her best)
3:17:05 Spiritual bullseye
3:19:05 Gus comes in clutch
3:26:45 Laura is Laudna
3:31:05 Colorguard combat
3:35:05 Laura gives Marisha her luck
3:38:25 Laudna is a creepy princess
3:45:00 Marisha learns about the bullseye
3:47:30 Storm orb
3:49:40 Is that your turn Laudna?
4:02:20 Protect the wood (blood maledict)
4:03:45 Natural 40
4:04:55 HDYWTDT
4:06:30 Marisha is fully on the table
4:07:15 Quicker than a ray of frost
4:12:10 Heal us Sam
4:15:40 Happy feel-good times
4:18:15 The only man she’s ever loved
4:21:10 Write your notes, Laura
4:22:35 The cocoon
4:27:40 Touch Chetney’s shoulder (attack planning begins)
4:32:05 Planning done, they advance
4:37:45 Chetney’s discovery
4:42:10 Episode Ends

The in-game start date for the episode was in the year 843. Sam’s gas can says “4 Sale by Owner (Jrusar) wooden TOY BOAT. found levitating on street. Mild wear & tear. Smells like old man... 50gp OBO”

Lauren Walsh, who made some of my favorite art in the Tal’dorei Reborn book, has recently brought a new creation to life: a gelatinous cube adventurer named Woubble. This good lil guy really helped me get through my week, and I think they’d like to meet everyone. You can meet Woubble on Lauren’s Twitter, which also has links to their shop where you can get some Woubble in your life. He also has his own hashtag for fanart.

Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

All comments from YouTube:

@flandomaltrizian4603

2y↑7.4K

@user-se7jh5bi7s

2y↑27

Thank you once again, m'lord !

@KnightB97

2y↑18

Thank you for your service

@tkurz3071

2y↑10

Nice job on the quick fix.

@speeddemon3980

2y↑9

Fast as ever, thank you

@kaym360

2y↑5

Thanks 😊

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@emostiker222

2y↑2.4K

sam:
campaign 1: "i hate goblins"
campaign 2: "im a little goblin girl"
campaign 3: "i hate birds"
campaign 4: "im a little bird girl"?

@nesso.9944

2y↑525

Wow Sam's gonna play grown up Kiri next campaign, can't believe you cracked it!

@romxxii

2y↑149

There's like three different humanoid-avian races in 5e right now, so Sam will have his pick.

@parodycalfilms

2y↑117

Yes, I am very sweet.

@hopesndreams5033

2y↑26

@Ness O. I never knew how much i needed this in my life

@Blasted2Oblivion

2y↑47

@Ness O. Assuming they maintain the 20 years between campaigns, she would only be in her 40s and Kenku can live to be in their 60s so it is possible.

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@leah3801

2y↑2.8K

"I'm bathing in woodchips every night." I'm now picturing Chetney curled up sleeping in wood chips like a hamster

@kariissmol9172

2y↑74

he's a werewolf. while dogsitting i sometimes see dogs chewing on wood clippers for the fireplace.
i conclude, chetney chews on wood when he needs to occupy himself.

@mathmelody3213

2y↑47

It's not uncommon to put cedar shavings in outside dog houses for insulation and to repel ticks.

@yuki97kira

2y↑15

Thats fuckin adorable

@alderkliffkeep1169

2y↑13

@M A T H M E L O D Y Cedar and Pine! I used to work at a Tractor Supply and sold those two things so frequently! They work great for horses, chickens, dogs, and other critters (pun intended)

@RAWproducions

2y↑18

@Kari is smol Or he's a werehamster and too embarrassed to admit it

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@kellyrascon

2y↑833

“You have a negative nature score?!? You’re our DRUID!!” 😂😂😂

@jessevancooney6963

1y↑82

Tbf if there was going to be one player to make a druid with a negative nature score, it would be Ashley

@Nathan-oe8ut

1y↑23

Nature is intelligence, isn't it? Don't druids stack Wisdom?

@jessevancooney6963

1y↑13

@Nathan yes, but druids are all about nature so most people become proficient in nature. If she was proficent in it, even with a neg int score, it probably wouldnt me a neg roll

@Nathan-oe8ut

1y↑8

@Jesse Vancooney i feel like that's such a boring choice of proficiency, similar to the overdone "flirtatious, suave bard" trope. But I get it

@jessevancooney6963

1y↑13

@Nathan it may be boring, but alot of people still pick what makes most sense to their classes. Athletics is a boring choice for Barbarians but thats still the first choice for them

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@afedorchak77

2y↑3.5K

and the minute Matt decided to use the line: "You made the kids honorary members", every single critter went oh we like them

@heyvedur

2y↑96

They are like Holmes, Watson & the Baker Street boys ^^

@AshtonMonitor

2y↑148

First Eshteross, now Gus. Too many adorable men that I would die to protect.

@devonsmith9519

2y↑24

Matt's personality bleeds through when he puts in stuff like that. I don't attribute that to Character fluff; I attribute it to wanting the party to go in a particular direction or reinforcing a direction they were potentially going to go in.

As far as Gus and Olly are concerned, they are giant blinking arrows of "GO HERE!" And given that Matt had NPC's chatter at each other from himself, that further reinforces the theory.

Using two NPC's to justify some of the party's guesswork also does the same.

Hardly likable. More manipulative DM.

@AshtonMonitor

2y↑187

@Devon Smith Hardly. Ashton didn’t trust them, neither did Fearne. Had things gone differently (players withholding more information, for example) the two of them could have become hostile and tried to arrest the party, or listed them as suspects, or put out a bounty on them. Olly and Gus began opening up after the party grew more cooperative with them, compared to Olly’s aggressive questioning and Gus’s skeptical, standoffish behavior at the start.

@conorlastname882

2y↑146

@Devon Smith You must be fun at parties

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@bumbolimbo

2y↑2.1K

Matt Mercer once again proving he is an improvisational master. Successfully and convincingly carrying on an awkward and tense conversation between two people that exist only in his mind.

@Direwolf181

2y↑101

the party was completely invested in it too XD

@JJTheJuggernaut

23w

so was I!@@Direwolf181

@thewastedwanderer5787

21w

It was a pretty cliché moment if you ask me.

@mothblood877

18w↑14

@@thewastedwanderer5787well no one asked you

@thewastedwanderer5787

18w

Kek. And who asked you for your response? We can do this all day, bub.@@mothblood877

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@Gladuos1

2y↑1.9K

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how cool Batman Orc-dad Lord Eshteross is?

@M00nSlippers

2y↑26

You make a good point.

@zolo49noname45

2y↑119

Like Liam mentioned last episode, he's basically the elderly Bruce Wayne from Batman Beyond. And I am here for it.

@shiggydiggyjones9953

2y↑22

@Bibir007 Orc-estrate

@victorlrs6686

2y↑45

Owlbearman

@kaneo1

2y↑52

Owlbearman is a myth.

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@BlakePolden

2y↑5.2K

Travis giving out IRL toys for the things Chetney makes is fucking great

@rafaelstoll3305

2y↑2

@SexyZ0mbieKillers That you need to explain. I dont understand what you are talking about!?

@putinmahcochin1636

2y↑12

@SexyZ0mbieKillers He says from a phone or computer that's most likely using similar groups to manufacture. How do you go through drive-thru's on that ultra high horse you're riding, cowboy?

@phenjaws569

2y↑4

@SexyZ0mbieKillers where'd your other comment go?

@TheCBC1984

2y↑1

@PhenJaws if you reported it, youtube auto hides it for you.

@phenjaws569

2y↑17

@SexyZ0mbieKillers I didn't though

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@bdletoast09

2y↑959

I love how Orym is dying from second hand embarrassment while Gus and Odges are dealing with their relationship issues.

@roxelmillian7242

2y↑35

But now rewatching it after hearing him and Chetneys talk....it's kinda sad now.

@moraien3278

40w↑8

Fremdschämen

@bdletoast09

40w↑4

@@moraien3278 Ha! Should have known there was a german word for that. It's close to schadenfreude after all.

@moraien3278

40w↑8

@@bdletoast09 It is. Your right. Fremdschämen is what Orym was feeling for Gus and Schadenfreude is what Olly, the Gnom was feeling upon Gus.

@kaicrodrigues2578

30w

well i gotta say that that german thing of having very specific words is fun@@moraien3278

@jestersvoice9692

2y↑926

"It lacks human features you'd expect from a disrobed person"
A very PG and foreboding way of saying she doesn't have genitals and is in a Barbie doll situation.

@johnwilkinson1096

2y↑49

Nonips

@risingphoenix7769

1y↑6

Can i just say your name is perfect

@kaityr9693

14w

Because I'm a mature adult I giggled and said "She got no nipnops or vajayjay"

@TwinRiver100

2y↑703

"Bird in the Beak, rat in the sheets."
Pate de Rolo

@zoltanszaszi2264

2y↑5

But also what's up with Laudna introducing herself as a de Rollo? What did she say? Lana de Rolo? Something with an L. The table even perked up. Pâté is just foreshadowing, I'm calling it now.

@rayejohnston2821

2y↑10

@Zoltán Szászi I think it was Lorelai? She is from Whitestone so she would know who they are and know they're nobility maybe?

@RuailleBuaille

1y↑6

@Zoltán Szászi I think that was a reference to Liam's one-shot, the Song (or Call? I can't quite recall off the top of my head) of the Lorelai.
She mentioned in an earlier episode that she was chased out of many villages and called many things, including Lorelai.

@alexwest9015

51w

Bird on the head, rat in the bed XD

@dark_neverland

2y↑683

As a mental health professional watching Matt role play couples counseling with himself is equal parts hilarious and also scarily accurate and I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that he knows how to play both these roles so well

@twrose3070

1y↑5

Pfffffffffft-

@visnoga5054

1y↑47

To be fair I feel that this is a constant about many of his NPCs, how he goes 1st person into such a wide range of very different type of characters, and what impresses me all the better is how he "morphs" his body language each time depending on who he is acting as. I wouldn't be surprised he did and does tons of reading and research outside the range of what his domain is because I got that feeling of "real" many times, I think there is a reason why people love a lot of his friendly "NPCs" and rightfully hate those that are made to be hated.
To give some examples (do not read further if you didn't watch campaign 2) :
Marion Lavore : A very charming and welcoming person suffering from agoraphobia (or maybe I am mistaking for something else but, people who cannot stand to go out), and it was not obvious from the very beginning but signs were slowly showing that she lives a very secluded life and that so did her daughter, instead inviting a lot of people at her place, and does not like to go out, and Matt in one of Talks Machina was asked about it and he said it came from him knowing people like that, "beautiful people" according to his words, and taking inspiration from that. People loved her and she was played in a very convincing way.
Another one; Trent Ikithon. Now I am not an expert in psychology so I am not sure which one it is between sociopathy and psychopathy, but he is also brilliantly played as an individual incapable of emphathy, which made him so convincing and so hatable, even more frustrating knowing that hate couldn't reach him, yet as chilling as it may be I do not believe there is reason to worry that Matt can make an excellent impression of such a character other than incredible acting.
Phew, that was long sorry but lots of things to say.

@Mgaak

1y↑12

Maybe it's a function of emotional affinity of a person. I admire this trait in people.

@visnoga5054

1y↑18

@Mgaak Probably deep empathy indeed, I can't believe I didn't mention that :)

@daehdalas730

@dark_neverland So? How's your mental health going?

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@dan-os7gx

2y↑2.2K

the way travis' eyes turned into hearts when laura fake flirted with him was one of the most endearing things ever, he's so in love with her it's not even funny

@kellywelch2515

2y↑22

Timestamp?

@doodleskadoodle4469

2y↑70

4:18:28 it’s adorable

@joncomisky

2y↑42

I mean who wouldn’t be?!?

@abydosianchulac2

2y↑114

It's like the romantic seal that was broken last campaign had really let him loose emotionally. Forget Grog, I don't think even Fjord would joke about breaking into showtunes. They all have really, really swung for the fences with their characters this campaign.

@OrangeyChocolate

2y↑150

I remember the episode where Laura arrived late from an awards ceremony, and she was wearing that gorgeous, figure-hugging golden dress. Travis' eyes nearly popped right out of his head, ha ha!

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@deathbykonami5487

2y↑1.8K

Travis went from "no d&d romance" to elderly but even more horny Scanlan. I am here for this.

@J-manli

2y↑75

Wait, it's possible to be even hornier than Scanlan?!

@kieran163

2y↑122

@J-manli1989 it wasn’t until travis’s stunning innovations in elderly sexuality.

@SamFishback

40w↑9

"Use your fingers. Explore."

@charlottephillips6270

1y↑342

“I do appreciate I’ve instilled in you a deep fear of furniture” 😂😂

@BLACKGEAR026

2y↑425

Eshteross is an adoptive dad that did not want the kids when Bertrand and he divorced, but now Bert is dead hes like "I only know these hellions for a short time but if anything was to happen to them I would kill everyone here and then myself". The dad vibes.

@lukeduncan2814

2y↑874

I really like how Marisha adds so much flavor and description to her eldritch blasts.

@alexsmith7387

2y↑89

Laudna by far is her best work. I liked Beau, and I loved Kyleth, but Laudna is something else

@uriahedwards

2y↑20

Blahst

@konstance13

2y↑19

I really think she's one of the best in describing her combat. Beau largely did a lot of the same moves, but it felt fresh and different with her descriptions.

@mariekeho

1y↑3

Agreed, but does anyone know WHY she insists on only casting a cantrip as her attack? Everyone else is hurling 2nd level spells while she is fixated on this one...

@awizardwithwords994

1y↑32

@MariekeNL Well one spell conservation is a real thing, typically I do the same with casters, but more to the point, warlocks have rediculously low spell count, like high level warlocks only get to 3 to 4 spells a day or something like that. Not to mention the multiclass which can put you behind in some respects and ahead in others. She has a lot of ability to go nova and use all her sorcerery points in one go, but afterwards it just becomes a cantrip game.

Also most of the time, the most chosen eldritch invocations are the ones that make eldritch blast better, so maybe that's why.

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@SunLovinSolaire

2y↑326

I think this is the First Time across all 3 campaigns that they’ve allowed some amount of trust towards some Authority Figures.

@jerrycraig9213

2y↑41

Really hoping it doesn’t come back to bite them, I’m loving the gritty NY PI vibe from the green sleeves. I mean, wardens.

@mwalkerl

2y↑17

Sometimes it doesn't feel right how skeptical they are of absolutely everyone in the world. I appreciate the camaraderie.

@mdfrenchy

1y↑4

Too trusting. They are headed to Hartmoor to do a burglary and Orym just tells the cops where they are going? Not a wise move.

@donb7519

i didnt finish campaign 1 but wasnt there quite a few figures they trusted there namely kima and allura

@SunLovinSolaire

1y↑3

@Don B they didn’t show trust in them because of their authority though, they trusted Allura because they were friends. And they straight up didn’t trust Kima for a while because of how Authority-y they were acting at first.

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@joshf1729

2y↑704

2:01:06 “don’t do that Liam!”
She legit sounded like a little kid getting mad at her brother, I love it! XD

@sleepingArisu

2y↑37

i love the twins

@TimStamper89

2y↑49

Re watched that bit a couple of tinware and you can see when he decides to be mischievous
It was an absolute moment of sibling energy. I'm so glad that hasn't gone away over the years with the end of the Twins

@AmarakEkim

2y↑3

Thank you for it... I didn't catch it for some reason...

@Aethrin

2y↑6

They absolutely have sibling energy.

@sarahanonymous3770

35w

they will always be twins <3

@eustacetuberson4375

2y↑1.7K

Chetney: I sense a fork ahead.
Imogen: A what?
Ashton: A fork.
Fearne: How can you sense something so small?

@Peter_Cordes

2y↑34

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

@elisam.2896

1y↑28

I love how that was somehow even too much for Ashley 🤣. When she said, "thats so stupid" to Laura I was like, girl, Fearne is you talking!

@TheTemplarFear

2y↑174

I swear Marisha's torrents of swear words cursing her rolls is strangely wholesome and hilarious.

@sarahanonymous3770

35w

I love the different combinations she throws in, like "son of a cock"

@zoltanszaszi2264

2y↑177

Gus: throws fireball and causes a loud, echoing explosion, rocking the entire cave
Me through potato chips chewing noises: Now all of China knows you're here.

@alexwest9015

51w↑1

Omfg 😂😂

@thescoon1

2y↑685

Unrelated to anything in the episode specifically, but Marisha's character is just awesome, and her portrayal of Laudna is so fun.

@jaxbraithwaite1819

2y↑7

came here to say this :D

@2arobinson2

2y↑32

Ashley as Fearne. Marisha as Laudna. I don't see how they top this. They are so damn good. It feels so RIGHT

@austintyler7901

1y↑4

I just don't get that take. I find her completely obnoxious. It's like she's trying way too hard to keep up with everyone else.

@Chilliconkanye

1y↑3

Nope

@onepunchtocelebrate670

1y↑2

Laudna is my favorite pc marisha made.

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@emcaco

2y↑390

2:13:00 Liam and Taliesen just simultaneously DYING together gives me life and waters my crops.

@mammers15

2y↑15

Me too, I really want to know what they were laughing about

@MMB3262

2y↑53

@Chris after Matt said there was still a bit of feelings and it's hard to fully get over somebody that burns you, BOTH grunted together and caught each other on it. Which I assume, the grunt was probably them trying to push back some memories 😂

@BartixShieldsmen

2y↑27

That was just beautiful to watch how mirrored the two were for a solid half a minute, all beginning with a double geralt of rivia impression

@alexwest9015

51w↑1

@Bartix "Geralt of Rivia impression" omg 😂😂

@electricbluetiramisu3713

2y↑284

Taliesin: I do not like to rage, I do not want to rage, I fucking rage
Me: heh cool
Also me: ooh, write that down! Write that down! Possible character lore disguised in a quip!

@tirinoarim

27w↑2

Dont make me rage, you wouldnt like me if I rage?

@TheQuirkyNerd

2y↑3.4K

Campaign 1: “Your secret is safe with my indifference.”
Campaign 2: “I killed my whole family. I’ll throw you under a bridge.”
Campaign 3: “Bird on a wire, rat in a pocket.”

@monkeykingw

2y↑410

Exandria Unlimited: "Time is like a weird soup"

@moonykash

2y↑52

“Bird on a wire, rat in a pocket”

May I know what this meant? 🥺

@xyllac

2y↑77

@moony kash pretty sure it's just a silly little thing they made up that doesn't mean anything. there was another version of the saying earlier in the episode, but they're talking about Patee when they say "rat." so, kind of like if someone said "you don't want to open that can of rats."

@myrmidonmamori

2y↑94

Wouldn't "life needs things to live" be a better choice from C1 to fit with the other quotes?

@gabrielarchangel2658

2y↑48

"bird in the beak, rat in the bed"

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@KatabaticPlays

2y↑142

Laudna: If i had a nickle for every time i've scared someone unconcious. I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it's happened twice.
Pate: Mhmmm... I concur.

@rogeredrogered

2y↑250

"No, I always prefer working with people who were in it for the money. Then you know what they want. The right thing can mean fucking anything. Tell me I'm Wrong" -- Ashton 1:15:30 my favorite quote ever

@WorldWalker128

1y↑6

Those are words of wisdom that should be carved in the side of a mountain. Whether your money-motivations is greed or simply taking care of yourself, money is one of the few true-neutral motivators.

@Promance2300

51w

As Master Kim would say: Read-a-more-book!

@katieduncan9702

16w↑1

Big Captain Jack Sparrow vibes - 'A dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. You never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.'

@kameronhughes884

2y↑413

2:57:50 We had a brief visit from some of The Mighty Nein.
Laura (Jester Voice): Meester, Meester is out.
Taliesin (Caduceus voice): Mister is indeed out.

@matthewschultz6050

1y↑76

I'm glad Travis gets to play a crotchety old man and say whatever he wants and farts with a blank face. I'm here for it

@charmer129

2y↑194

"Good cop dead cop" is amazing

@abbylanning3308

2y↑5.6K

matt didn't HAVE to make the two npcs bitter exes that were forced to interact with each other, but he did. he did that for us. and he did it so that fcg could finally have the therapy session they've been wanting to have this whole time

@usern4metak3ns

2y↑48

We still don't know who she cheated on Matt with, I'm guessing illidan, who took his bros girl tyrande too. Heh

@sarahraynore6713

2y↑185

I think he did it as a fun little backstory for the NPCs and didn't expect that the cast would double down on it so much

@illumbiscotti

2y↑37

We don't deserve Matt

@monkeykoder

2y↑77

@Sarah Raynore Matt knows his players...

@evelynnsophia7631

2y↑93

I also love that (so far as I've watched at least) it wasn't some drastic awful thing that pulled Gus and Ogdes apart, but just the insane amount of time it took for it to happen really sucked, I mean the Gus decided after 10 and a half months that he should be "focused on his work"?! RIP that relationship but still love the FCG therapy and how flustered it made the two

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@dangeonsanddrugons3921

2y↑79

4:13:00 “do something cleric, heal the party cleric!”
Sam proceeds to outdo Jesters heals in one strat.

@dangeonsanddrugons3921

2y↑4

Exposing myself, didn’t realize FCG was oh so unique in having varying spell casting abilities. Stand by jester being a better caster than healer but oh they’re both just so cute and kind

@flawlix

2y↑133

I genuinely loved the home-game chaos of “shit where are the minis, Aw crap now I need to pee”

@Gwolf303

2y↑225

You know for a group that does a lot of heist / investigation jobs these characters stick out as much as Mollymauk Tealeaf.

@wondywon5463

2y↑26

The perfect cover no one would suspect the rainbow troop to look for dark secrets

@beartrappr2841

2y↑3

@Wondy won except the opposite happened 🤣

@friskybitzboi

29w↑6

VM: normal people
M9: colorful with a couple less commonly seen races
BH: A werewolf, a rock person with their brain exposed, a robot, a fey creature, a corpse, and then three relatively normal people

@EvelynNdenial

2y↑121

i love the party's tactic of scattering the second combat starts. no more warlock pocket, every man woman robot and walking corpse for themselves.

@jasonreed7522

1y↑9

AoE is really powerful on clusters, last campaign they had a lot of defensive AoE abilities to justify clustering, this season they don't really have those abilities and all their enemies use AoE. (Either in their attacks or the shade creepers exploding on death) It makes sense when that they are scattering this campaign.

@EvelynNdenial

1y↑4

@Jason Reed but theres a difference between spacing and running off to the other end of the battlefield.

@bunniteeth7155

2y↑298

matt: so here are the gays

the entire party as well as myself: so, tell us EVERYTHING

@Chilliconkanye

1y↑3

It's so lame. I wish more straight characters were in games. I feel like people forget that straight people exist. They don't get pride months and companies don't change their logos for a month to get money.

@caramel7050

1y↑26

@Chili Con Kanye lmaoooo cry more

@Chilliconkanye

1y↑2

@@caramel7050 what for?

@deb388

51w

Homophobia even in fantasy? Dude needs to relax most characters are straight. It's funny how people have problems with gays yet inter-species love is just fine. Imbocilé.

@Promance2300

51w↑1

Timestamp for CR: ♾️

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@theosink2222

2y↑2.4K

I like Bell's Hells but it would be so funny if they just pretended to be members of the Green Seekers for the rest of the campaign

@heaventide

2y↑249

lmaooo. yes but they just go around getting the name wrong and calling themselves the Green Sleeves for the entire campaign

@scabardgmvault

2y↑60

Bells Hells is cool, but I just love the art possibilities for a group named Bells Hellions (plus it has that intimidation factor).

@charliemetheany1610

2y↑26

@Scabard GM Vault Bell's Hells was my first suggestion, but I gotta say, I also really like "The Nobell Waymakers", because there's No-Bell and they're always Making Their Way. ^_^;

@brandonmikowski2058

2y↑37

I'm hoping they start calling themselves the Green Sleeves.

@scabardgmvault

2y↑15

@Brandon Mikowski Still, Vox Machina…The Mighty Nein…Green Sleeves lol

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@thesnowwolf1114

2y↑127

I like how after mat said "...it's hard to necessarily fully get over somebody that has burned you." 2:12:50 Talesin grunted in agreement and Liam copied him in agreement. It was both cute and hilarious.

@Toporshik

2y↑251

To be honest, seeing successful therapy in media (even in a comic tone) is quite refreshing.

@MattKitten

2y↑356

as chaotic as Jester was with Sending, Sam is with his spiritual weapon. Matt can't predict him

@incrediblefrown1288

2y↑153

"well gosh ollie, we're just trying to do the right thing! :)"
i aspire to be as good at clapping back as taliesin

@katieravenhill6633

2y↑240

"you're pretty terrifying" - liam, "thank you" - smol marisha voice AW I LOVE HER 3:25:17

@Ailieorz

2y↑2.1K

Taliesin and Laura: "Come on Cleric, heal the party, cleric!"
Sam: "Oh I'll heal the party alright" busts out the best spell neither of them had even heard of

@nutsuchan

2y↑321

hahahahaha always loved how she always avoided healing as jester, best moment was when Cad was using mass healing word and she faked using it as well

@aidanmillow566

2y↑141

To be fair it wasn't on the cleric spell list until Tasha's and even then it wouldn't show up on their spell lists (assuming they're actually using D&D beyond) unless they went and toggled an option on the create character screen.

@valwenventureco9285

2y↑59

I love that 3 out of the 4 characters Sam has played in the main campaign could have had that spell, but it wasn't till now that he finally took it.

@lovethepandainyou

@Valwen Ventureco What spell is that?

@valwenventureco9285

2y↑75

@lovethepandainyou Aura of vitality, it's normally available to just paladins, but bards can pick a few spells from anyone, battle Smith artificer (which is what darrington would be) get it as a subclass feature same with FCG.

also I think the lightning zone spell is just a reflavor of hunger of Hadar making it less alien tentacles and more purely psychic in nature.

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@jennamarie1812

2y↑60

I love how long Marisha laughed at the "rat in the pocket" line from Liam. She fully giggled to herself for so long

@michaelnolan6075

2y↑181

Damn all these comments talking about therapy, not a single one talking about how fucking brilliant Matt's descriptions of the monsters are; mans creates horrifying images in my brain every single time, and just look at the others' faces when he describes the mother, fucking brilliant

@miniskalk6159

1y↑1

do you happen to know what his refrance is to the monsters? he commented on it while chutney was invisiable and scouting ahead. i don't know if it's a alien refrance or something else

@lucasalviani3756

@@miniskalk6159 it made me remember of re4 ramon salazar boss, but now that i looked it up i dont think it is him, if you found who he is referencing to please leave a coment!

@NatFloofer

2y↑238

Matt: yea, it's typically a paladin spell
Me: WAIT WHAT?! runs to my character sheet to check spells

@God-qi1fr

2y↑1

which spell was this about?

@NatFloofer

2y↑1

@God I forgot lol.

@God-qi1fr

2y↑6

@Luxion Rogue I found it its aura of vitality

@NatFloofer

2y↑2

@God ohhh, right and I do have it (after checking again)!

@Mamataur

1y↑1

I gave that spell to my grave cleric loxodon

@johail3510

1y↑28

Anyone else feel like taleisan's meta joke about leaving horses to a horrible fate was horribly underappreciated 🤣 I was hoping he would mention harpees

@nataliebutler5725

2y↑85

4:14:32 if anyone is curious, FCG healed a total of 71 HP + however much they healed themself at the end (Sam didn't say). Which is fucking insane and awesome

@cakes4494

1y↑1

holy shit I gotta start playing paladins

@Punz18

2y↑2.2K

The episode where Matt goes to couples therapy with himself via 2 NPCs.

@shinybugg9156

2y↑29

That was so funny. Nice username, btw!

@usern4metak3ns

2y↑1

Oof

@Rnn-dv6hv

2y↑36

With Sam Freaking Rigel as the therapist

@JmsEllis14

2y↑122

I really hope the Bird/Rat idioms become a through-line for the whole campaign

@kaneo1

2y↑38

4:12:10 Laura: "C'mon CLERIC! Heal the party, CLERIC!!"
Sam: "Ok." (heals party to full with 1 spell)
Laura: shocked pikachu face
TBF, wasn't cleric spell until Tasha's, or Twilight Domain Cleric. And Jester got built over a year before Tasha's got published.
(Now slap in Goodberry...)

@lunavixrn5651

33w↑1

Besides it’s a domain spell anyways, empathy domain is a home brew subclass

@Notbatman374

2y↑1.4K

Campaign 1 theme: dragons and undead.

Campaign 2 theme: aberrations and demons

Campaign 3 theme: GOO.

@prettypancakes2359

2y↑139

Goo and furniture

@tiffanymorgan1059

2y↑135

Campaign themes / arch nemeses

Campaign 1: Doors
Campaign 2: Chair
Campaign 3: All inanimate furniture

@bonniefazman9065

2y↑8

Fear the Goo!!!!

@michaelwicker9538

2y↑28

Campaign 1 bbeg: doors

Campaign 2 bbeg: that damn chair

Campaign 3 bbeg: the animate objects spell...

@mrsprinklesdarat

2y↑4

I think they might mix fey and other creatures but side note that's so true lmao : also i think their going down aberrations again

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@skapunker96

2y↑49

Matt is trying so hard to avoid saying "toothy maw"

@dresdenvalareo1002

2y↑139

"Sweaty Dwarf that is writing a horrible adventure book"

.....Why did Matt put Teenage Me in his game?!

@rockstardeath8558

2y↑1.7K

I feel so cheated that it took three whole campaigns before we all got to properly meet "mischievous Ashley"

@ands1983

2y↑69

She's the best Ashley!

@TheConjurersTower

2y↑13

Yeah, I want a recount!

@kswas2784

2y↑11

Or just Ashley doing, well anything!

@ZombiZohm

2y↑3

That player Ashley

@georginachard8604

2y↑39

That thing she does with the lifts is so good everytime! Her face "oh nooOOOoOOO ;)" so funny

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@hamborglol

2y↑43

I love 2:47:00 where Laudna just yells "Wh- ASHTON." It's so good

@rosanabrew9568

2y↑68

The scene with Matt having to play out the therapy session was soooo entertaining. Literally role playing to and from himself. My mind was blown

@grumdiddlydoo3559

2y↑89

Have a nightmare;

Normal person: Fuck that!

Matt: Oooh, a new encounter!

@missmoonlight7366

49w↑4

Also, fitting into that category:
Liam: Ohh, an Oneshot to wrap my friends up in the weirdest of scenarios and tell them I love them

@nataliebutler5725

32w↑1

Marisha: Oo, a character!

@DreamingOfInnocence

1y↑35

3:01:38
Sam: (Pokes Marisha) "Boop"
Marisha: "Did you just boop me?"
Sam: (Pokes Marisha again) "Boop"

In case anyone missed this. I just thought it was cute. 😊

@TheDisnerd

2y↑48

"And those kids you made honorary members."

The Exandrian equivalent of Mystery Inc.?

@kauansantos6944

2y↑875

"You have negative nature? YOU ARE A DRUID" That feels very fitting with Fearne tho

@byrd3790

2y↑10

Our Druid doesn't have druidcraft, but Fearne may beat her out for worst druid lol

@probablynotasith5355

2y↑18

I mean. Caddie was basically a druid with a god, and he had a negative nature.

@davidcurry5240

2y↑13

People in my campaign keep giving me shit for being a ranger with negative nature lol. I keep going “iTs a sTeAlTh/suRvIvAL BUilD”

@clumsygarage1578

2y↑17

Also fitting that she can cure wounds and only did it once so far, like 11 episodes in or something.

@aniqueevans1547

2y↑10

And that with such a large party going on a stealth mission she doesn't have Pass Without Trace prepared

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@sadicalradness6927

2y↑17

It's funny that FCG is a therapist bot but also, there is nothing more annoying than your friend jumping into therapy mode with you when you simply did not ask for that XD

@d2beej

47w↑18

"You have a -1 to nature?!? You're our Druid!" had me dyin

@MrMikellsof88

2y↑46

Liam's Gollum is chillingly amazing.

@AyKayEll

2y↑9

I love that he's such a consummate LOTR nerd that he practiced the voice for Serkis' Gollum long before he was ever in the running for the role himself.

@mlgnerd13

2y↑48

Liam and Taliesin grunting in agreement to Matt's line about not getting over someone was amazing

@Jack.A.C

2y↑59

I have never played Dungeons & Dragons before and only started watching Campaign 3 as research for a University project but I have to say I have instantly fallen in love with everyone here and their characters and the creativity of Matt's world is nothing short of awe inspiring, love watching these videos every week now, hope it never ends!

@charlesalbrecht6201

2y↑5

Don’t know how this didn’t get more traction but I’m absolutely intrigued about this project! Do you have a thesis about TTRPG’s?

@Jack.A.C

2y↑14

@DR Chubbes No I study Communication Design, which is a fancy way of saying Illustration, Graphic Design and Videography. For my project I was commissioned to create a banner for someone's campaign, but my knowledge of tabletop games extended to "you play them with 20 sided dice" and that was it hahaha. So since then I've been looking into all the rules, classes, races etc. so that I can best portray the game in my final design. I have to say it looks far more entertaining than I imagined.

@statistical-cats-sophia

17w

@@Jack.A.Chow's ur journey into ttrpgs going? Still watching critical role? 🥰

@Jack.A.C

16w↑2

@@statistical-cats-sophia Cut to all this time later and I'm DMing for the first time doing Curse of Strahd for my friends! Loving the journey!

@julianbandhan5273

2y↑654

I like how soon as Matt realized he said "massive carved shaft" infront of Laura Bailey, Travis' eyes were already glaring at his wife.

@xinahliaofthefeywild8985

2y↑5

Timestamp?

@fravolt2

2y↑15

2:50:30 for anyone still wondering

@emmettkogan8006

2y↑41

Green seekers are straight from Psych in my head cannon. One is even named Gus

@captaincapitalis1205

1y↑1

That was exactly what I was thinking. The moment I heard Gus the memories came back. Lol

@lucascova7875

@@captaincapitalis1205I don’t understand, can you explain the significance of gus

@captaincapitalis1205

@Lucas Cova There is an old detective show called Psych from the 2010s. It’s a duo comedy team and one of them is named Gus.

@djtazzyjeff

2y↑27

"Bird on a wire, Rat in a pocket" literally the best description of Imogen and Laudna

@chrisframe2227

2y↑69

I love watching Matt role play with…Matt.

@dharmeshmistry342

1y↑61

This is super trippy cause I’m really far behind and Elden Ring’s update trailer just dropped yesterday morning before the update, yet in the ad section I’m seeing the first trailer for Elden Ring. Really crazy how time flies.

@Fly96High

1y↑4

same dude

@MtlRocker

I just started playing Elden Ring a month ago (bought it around Christmas).

@TaylorHam

2y↑18

Gus and Ollie remind me of Harry Dresden and Murphy from the Dresden files. The ruggedly handsome caster with anger issues and the short feisty cop with martial art capabilities and a great aim, both of them investigators. I LOVE it

@arcticfoxinsox

2y↑2.5K

This episode was so funny. ‘we haven't spoken in TWO years and you come back asking for help and you bring a THERAPIST??’ had me fucking dying

@AxxLAfriku

2y↑1

GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest YouTuber of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear ai

@ThomAldershof

2y↑59

2:06:45 with context or 2:07:10 without, for those wanting to relive that line.

@arcticfoxinsox

2y↑3

@Orange Pukeko you’re a legend thankyou

@rhokesh4391

2y↑24

I'm so grateful that the house I live in has thick walls, or I would have woken up all my neighbors laughing. That couples' therapy session was so great, contender for the Critical Role Funniest Moments Hall of Fame right there! XDDD

@arcticfoxinsox

2y↑12

@Rho Kesh Yes me too! I’m lucky no one in my flat goes to sleep early because I was cracking up at 5am. I knew from the second matt said ‘I’d like my furniture back’ it was gonna be good

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@EdwardSwardt

2y↑18

Am I the only one who wants more Green Seeker adventures? I need more Mulder & Scully type investigations in my DnD life.

@alexm498

2y↑27

Two hard boiled detectives are something that I never knew that I needed to see Matt roleplay... damn this is good!

@MiniMoni9594

2y↑41

we need an updated "things that [cast members] say" because so much funny stuff has been said since the beginning of campaign 3, especially Ashley, so happy to see her play such an outgoing character!

@miss_bec

2y↑16

14:45 You can see the EXACT moment Liam has that thought, followed by a moment of contemplating "should I??"

@joeun1004

2y↑28

This is actually the first campaign I'll be catching up on to watch live and I'm already loving it! I don't get why people are complaining in the comments. I love the story and lore so far and how it's a slow dynamic and build not to mention the mystery /detective feeling, feels more genuine to me.
I feel honored to be able to be part of this adventure and watch these friends play and laugh together and share it with us

@Pluveus

2y↑14

To be honest, some people just like to complain, and most of them flock to comment sections to make sure everyone knows it.

@duckduckgoose6977

2y↑1.8K

Liam was amazing as both Caleb and Vax’ildan, but seeing him play a somewhat positive/often embarrassed guy makes me so happy! He has great sense of humor!

@ahaziahjoshua1397

2y↑139

I think lil orim falls right in the middle of Vax's swagger and Caleb's seriousness. Love him sooo much

@vietbluecoeur

2y↑157

Orym is honestly so precious, he’s just more subtle in his moments! His blush and puffing out his cheeks in embarrassment drawing in the dirt with his sword while Ogdes and Gus are having their awkward reunion… He’s just a funky lil’ man!

@queengoblin

2y↑82

His characters are always super emotionally complex I love it, Liam is a gem

@theanyktos

2y↑92

Honestly, as much as Orym seems a bit boring on paper (halfling fighter isn't really what I would pick for a character) and I wasn't sure I was gonna be that interested in him in the beginning, he's grown into one of my favourite characters. We all know Liam's an rp genius, but I just really love the way he brings Orym to life with all these tiny little roleplay moments. They just make Orym seem so real . Like, I love every player character (and an astonishing number of npcs) that's ever been on Critical Role, but they've all seemed like, well, characters . And fantasy characters at that (which isn't a bad thing). Orym feels like someone you could meet at work and who would become a great lifelong friend.

@Graycata

2y↑35

I feel like he and Sam are trying to hold back their role playing skills to let the others flourish

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@KitastropheKat

2y↑21

55:12 Travis’s genuine excitement at getting a whisper from Matt made me smile 😊.

@22Dooms

2y↑15

when I heard Matt saying "green cloaks" I was like...traveler con?!

@annaclause8634

1y↑16

“That’s a humdinger of a son of a bitch” is my favorite line so far

@veego121

2y↑52

Watching Travis and Taliesin slowly unravel as Matt was forced to do relationship therapy with himself was just golden.

@howlingcreator

2y↑58

FCG's spell and them talking about how they slept on paladins is so funny, because paladins are in my top three favorite classes and I love them so much. They have so much potential to have amazing and badass paladins in this group as well

@jonahgreallyryan4249

2y↑9.3K

It's weird to watch critrole without Robbie, even though we've already done it for 2 campaigns. He was such an excellent addition to the cast

@hfar_in_the_sky

2y↑82

I really hope he comes back. He really did add to the party

@bryanwoods3373

2y↑485

Indeed. One of the first things I watched out for was how the intro changed. It was cool having Robbie's lack of experience bringing a kind of naivety to both Dorian and his reactions to everyone.

@typo203

2y↑355

He was honestly my favorite person in the party in and out of character

@mikeage9824

2y↑285

He filled a hole that was missing since Orion. And I honestly miss robbie so much more than I ever thought I would

@miketerran4140

2y↑111

He'll be back. 😎

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@graceDavis89

1y↑19

Marisha saying “mom???”in response to that midwest/southern “I’ll tell you what…” is quintessential Kentucky and I’m here for it. 3:46:28

@kelsoistired

39w↑2

Oh shit I didn't realize she was from Kentucky lmao

@elusivegamergirl

2y↑16

Catching up on Critical Role C3 (finally) and I immediately smiled as I heard Robbie's voice in the intro song. I'm gonna miss Dorian so damn much. I honestly hope he comes back for the final battle, whenever it happens.

@MadnessOpus

2y↑45

Never ever in my life would I expect Travis saying "emotional damage" to be something I really needed in my life.

Yet here we are.

@rachelgreenwald7946

49w↑9

Sam knowing what color guard is let alone knowing it’s cool shit makes my heart very happy

@9_oaken_lions54

2y↑9

ONE SHOT FEATURING- The Production Crew!
Would love to see that happen! Faces to names, and see what they’ve picked up after having worked with the cast for so long!

@AyKayEll

2y↑2

There have been a few references over the years to the crew playing their own games (not sure if a whole campaign). I'm sure that would be entertaining!

@reese2bb

2y↑1.4K

Sam giving a totally normal advert

"Huh...i guess Quip doesn't want the goofy ads"

Starts breaking up with his old toothbrush

"Ah, there it is"

@TheConjurersTower

2y↑31

A messy break up too...

@reese2bb

2y↑14

@The Conjurer's Tower at least it cleaned itself up quite well lol

@AnxietyRat

2y↑6

I assume they don't go with sponsors that won't allow Sam to do whatever he wants these days. He did do some normal ads in the early days IIRC...but not anymore. Lmao.

@jasonreed7522

@@anxietyismymood5375they usually have 2 sponsors, Sam does a crazy bit and Matt does a normal read & thank you.

@FenkenK

2y↑11

matt having a dialogue with himself between two NPCs broken relationship is both gold and in my opinion one of the hardest things a DM can do on the spot.

@cloud_sauce

2y↑13

2:10:00 I may not have seen Gus' stats, but I know for sure his emotional intelligence is in the lower digits...

Also, holy shit, Matt plays him so well! Actually, both of them. That scene got me thoroughly invested in these characters' background together. They feel like real people, it's amazing!

@DellikkilleD

yes, Im sure his not a stat stat is reaaaaal low..

@cloud_sauce

@DellikkilleD That was the joke

@SmileDarnYa

2y↑20

2:13:00 where Liam and Talisen felt that a little too deeply and at the same time 😅😅😅

@cloud_sauce

2y↑15

2:12:53 Oh my god, that little moment of recognition and bitter memories Liam and Taliesin share... xD

@RAGINGcajunAsian

2y↑11

Ashton's random rage mechanic is intentionally or unintentionally like Kite's Nen ability? He even complains about "bad rolls" like he does! I love it!

@jasonreed7522

1y↑1

The distinction is that Kite's Nen ability isn't actually random, it was described as always giving him an advantageous weapon, even it it wasn't the one he wanted. (And obviously its fully determined by the author)

In contrast, Ashton's ability is actually dependent on the random 1D4 that Tal has to role. But otherwise they are similar in theory/lore.

@noahlyons9722

2y↑958

2:51:15 "you have a negative nature score?!? You're our druid!!!" I'm dying 🤣

@inaudiblebear0

2y↑107

it amuses me that nature and religion are intelligence based skills, so most clerics and druids suck at them

@YDG1015

2y↑21

My druid sucks at nature. Great at survival tho

@sofiacalado8836

2y↑10

@inaudiblebear0 religion honestly makes sense. As a cleric you only really know about your own religion, you don't study for situations where you might need a check. Nature is bullshit tho lmao

@craiglewis7186

2y↑77

@Walkingbro it's the difference between "I have no idea what that bird is" and "don't eat those berries, they'll fucking kill you!"

@invaderzam

2y↑23

Sam "failure is fun" Riegel

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@elisam.2896

1y↑8

omg i got the actual literal chills when matt was describing the thing there at the end. like goosebumps all over my body and just complete revulsion. first time ever, well done mr mercer, well done!