A Fine Romance
Louis Armstrong Lyrics


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A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like parts of seidlitz powder

Yes, a fine romance, with no glitches
A fine romance, with no beaches
Just as hard to land as the Isle de France
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the arctic ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance

Yes, a fine romance, my dear judges
Two old fogies who need crutches
True love should have the thrills
That a healthy crime has
Oh we don't have the thrills
That the march of time has

A fine romance, my good woman
My strong aged in the wood, woman
You never give the orchids I sent a glance
No you like cactus plants
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my dear duchess
Two old fogies who need crutches
True love should have the thrills
That a healthy crime has
You know Louie we don't have half the thrills
That the march of time has

You're telling me
Fine romance, my very good woman
My strong aged in the wood woman
You never give the orchids I sent a glance




No I prefer cactus plants
This is a fine romance

Overall Meaning

Louis Armstrong’s A Fine Romance is a playful and witty song about a relationship that lacks the passion and excitement associated with romantic relationships. The song is filled with sarcasm and irony as the two characters exchange lines about a love life that is far from what they had hoped for. The lyrics ‘a fine romance, with no kisses’ and ‘we should be like a couple of hot tomatoes’ describe the tension and absence of intimacy between the pair. Similarly, ‘you won't nestle, you won't wrestle’ emphasizes the unromantic nature of their relationship. The lines ‘I might as well play bridge, with my old maid aunt, I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance’ and ‘just as hard to land as the Isle de France’ illustrate the futility of their attempts to create a fulfilling romantic relationship. The song ends on a humorous note with the characters praising the thrills of a healthy crime.


Overall, A Fine Romance is a satirical jab at the less-than-fine romance between the two characters. The lyrics are filled with comparisons that mock the traditional romantic relationships we see in films and literature. Instead of passion, the relationship is unromantic and passionless like ‘yesterday’s mashed potatoes’ and ‘parts of seidlitz powder’. Similarly, the image of old fogies who need crutches is used to illustrate their inability to be passionate lovers.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance, with no kisses
Our relationship lacks passion and intimacy


A fine romance, my friend this is
Our so-called romance is anything but fine


We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
We should be bursting with passion


But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
You are emotionally distant and unresponsive


A fine romance, you won't nestle
You won't cuddle or embrace me


A fine romance, you won't wrestle
You won't engage in any physical or emotional conflict with me


I might as well play bridge With my old maid aunt
I have no chance of having a romantic relationship with you


I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance
Our relationship is not what I hoped it would be


We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
We should be cozy and comfortable together


But we just fizz like parts of seidlitz powder
Our connection lacks spark or energy


Yes, a fine romance, with no glitches
Our relationship is technically functional but lacks true connection


A fine romance, with no beaches
We have nowhere to go and nothing to see or do together


Just as hard to land as the Isle de France
Our relationship feels unattainable or unapproachable


A fine romance, my good fellow
Addressing the listener in a friendly manner


You take romance, I'll take jello
Your idea of romance is different from mine


You're calmer than the seals In the arctic ocean
You are unresponsive and unemotional


At least they flap their fins To express emotion
Even animals show more emotion than you


A fine romance with no quarrels With no insults and all morals
Our relationship is polite and proper but lacks any real emotion


I've never mussed the crease In your blue serge pants
Our relationship lacks any sort of physical intimacy


I never get the chance This is a fine romance
Our relationship is stagnant and unchanging


Yes, a fine romance, my dear judges
Addressing the listener(s) as if they were judges in a competition


Two old fogies who need crutches
We are old and out of touch with modern romance


True love should have the thrills That a healthy crime has
Real love is exciting and adventurous


Oh we don't have the thrills That the march of time has
Our relationship lacks any sort of excitement or passion


A fine romance, my good woman
Addressing the listener in a respectful manner


My strong aged in the wood, woman
Addressing the listener as if she is a fine wine that has aged well


You never give the orchids I sent a glance
You are unappreciative of my romantic gestures


No you like cactus plants
Your preferences are unconventional and unromantic


This is a fine romance
Our relationship is not what I hoped it would be




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, SHAPIRO BERNSTEIN & CO. INC.
Written by: JEROME KERN, DOROTHY FIELDS

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@violinguitarduo2294

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants
I never get the chance, this is a fine romance

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@margotblanchette3767

Valentines Day today in NZ. 14. 2. 2021. Our son asked his Dad the question- Well! Did you do a romantic breakfast for Mum ( don't be funny, he ain't no cook. Lol)
This song suddenly came to me to play. Love Ella's take on it. Very appropriate.
Yes! I can vouch for yesterdays mashed potatoes...🤣🤣🤣

@ct70ms65

いい曲だよね~

@stuffnuns

First sung by Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, and it is a wonderful, funny version. And here, Ella and Louis, they are having such fun. And such complete pro's, I can't help but love it.

@Imani_AM

This will always be my favorite version :) Sammy Davis Jr and Carmen McRae is a close second ♥️

@gerriebuckley4388

stunning.....grew up with this music....

@Quantum_Nebula

Fallout 4 baby! Heck yeah!

@24Tyson

"Little twinkling whirling doodlebells. Ah! Listen! We'll all bend down together and look into the center of the music box till we learn about the secrets—tinklydoodlebell,where." Ed Dunkel was also sitting on the floor; he had my drumsticks; he suddenly began beating a tiny beat to go with the music box, that we barely could hear. Everybody held his breath to listen. "Tick . . . Tack . . . tick-tick . . . tack-tack." Dean cupped a hand over his ear; his mouth hung open; he said, "Ah! Whee!"

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@sxmebxdy5532

This get me SHMOOVIN

@myphonyaccount

Wow! Expanded version??

@violinguitarduo2294

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants
I never get the chance, this is a fine romance

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