Just a Friend
Markie Lyrics

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
Have you ever met a girl that you wanted to date?

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?
But she wanted to wait a year before having sex?

Let me tell ya a story of my situation
Let me tell you a story about what happened to me

I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
I was talking to a girl from the United States

The way that I met her was on tour, at a concert
I met her while on tour performing at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt
She had long hair and was wearing a short miniskirt

I just got on stage, drippin', pourin' with sweat
I had just finished performing and was sweaty

I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
While walking through the crowd, I met someone

I whispered in her ear, 'Come to the picture booth
I whispered in her ear, asking her to come to the picture booth

So I can ask you some questions to see if ya hundred proof'
So I could ask her some questions to verify she was real

I asked her her name, she said, 'Blah, blah, blah'
I asked her name and she responded with something unimportant

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
She was wearing tight pants and a large bra

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I took a few photos and she was excited

I said, 'How do you like the show?' She said, 'I was very amused'
I asked her how she liked the show, and she said she enjoyed it

I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid range
I started playing bass music, she started dancing in response

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
But when I asked her an important question, she acted suspicious

Then when I asked, 'Do you have a man?', she tried to pretend
Then when I asked if she had a boyfriend, she acted like she didn't

She said, 'No, I don't, I only have a friend'
She said she didn't have a boyfriend, only a friend

So I took blah blah's word for it at this time
So I believed her at the time

I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
I thought just having a friend couldn't be a problem

'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Because I have friends, that is a fact

Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack
I have friends named Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack

Forget about that, let's go into the story
But let's move on to the story

About a girl named 'blah, blah, blah' that adored me
About a girl named 'blah, blah, blah' who really liked me

So we started talkin', gettin' familiar
So we started talking and getting to know each other better

Spendin' a lot of time, so we can build a
Spending a lot of time together so we could build

Relationship or some understanding
A relationship or understanding

How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
We were planning how things would be in the future

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
Everything seemed great and perfect

I had no idea I was in for a treat
I had no idea something bad was about to happen

After this was established, everything was cool
After we established our relationship, everything was fine

The tour was over and she went back to school
The tour ended and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin'
I called her every day to check on her

Every time that I called her, it seemed somethin' was brewin'
Every time I called, something seemed off

I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I called her room and a guy answered, so I called again

I say, 'Yo, who was that?' 'Oh, he's just a friend'
I asked who he was, and she said he was just a friend

Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that
Don't give me that, don't even try to lie

So, I came to her college on a surprise visit
So, I visited her at college as a surprise

To see my girl, that was so exquisite
To see my beautiful girlfriend

It was a school day, I knew she was there
It was a school day and I knew she was on campus

The first semester of the school year
The beginning of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
I went to the gate to ask where her dorm was located

This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
I had to fill out a form to be a visitor

He told me where it was and I was on my way
He told me where it was and I went there

To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
To see my girlfriend, I was excited

I arrived in front of the dormitory
I arrived in front of the dorm building

'Yo, could you tell me where is door three?'
'Can you tell me where door three is?'

They showed me where it was for the moment
They showed me where it was temporarily

I didn't know I was in for such an event
I didn't know something bad would happen

So, I came to her room and opened the door
So I went to her room and opened the door

Oh, snap, guess what I saw?
Oh wow, guess what I saw?

A fella tongue kissin' my girl in her mouth
A guy was tongue kissing my girlfriend

I was so in shock, my heart went down south
I was so shocked, my heart sank

So please, listen to the message that I send
So, please listen to the message I'm sending

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
Don't ever trust a girl who says she only has a friend