Some say they hail from Wisconsin, some say their accents on stage betray a New Jersey heritage and some people think they’re just Chixdiggit in disguise, but one thing’s for sure, Blue and the gang have been crafting some of the sweetest pop-punk gems about breaking and entering, stalking, and muggings that you’ve ever heard. Not many grown men in ski masks can claim to be the very favorite band of Fat Mike’s daughter, for example (not many men in ski masks should be around children at all) but that’s what makes Masked Intruder so special. They’re more than a gimmick. They’ve got chops. They’re weird, kinda arty, fairly goofy, vaguely dumb, relentlessly smart and they appeal to pretty much everyone, from their fellow hardened criminals to little girls and everyone in between.
Now, they’re back on the lam in support of M.I., featuring thirteen tracks of broken hearts, broken promises and breaking and entering. Recorded by Matt Alison at Atlas Studios in Chicago (Alkaline Trio, Lawrence Arms, Menzingers), M.I. boasts the Intruders at their toe tapping, jewelry stealing best. I mean, if there’s a better title for a love song than Don’t Run Away, I sure as hell haven’t heard it.
In support of M.I., and in order to stay a step ahead of their parole officers, the Intruder duders are hitting the road nonstop, traversing the globe, from Europe to Australia to the US of A, with bands like the Dwarves, Face To Face and more, bringing their heart-stealing songs to the people, all while merch dude, stage security and exquisitely mustached lawman Officer Bradford makes sure that hearts are the only things Masked Intruder steals. Officer Bradford may not wear a smile during a Masked Intruder show, but everyone else in the house sure is, and you can bet your ass that whether live or on record, the boys in Masked Intruder are sure to have you singing along and looking for your wallet. Oh, that prison in Louisiana is called Angola. Score one for memory. Take that, Google.
Why Don't You Love Me in Real Life
Masked Intruder Lyrics
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In the summer sun.
You were eating a popsicle and we were
Having so much fun.
We made out under the stars, you told me I'm the only one.
So why don't you love me in real life?
Every night in my sweetest dreams
I tried to get some in real life
But just set off your burglar alarm.
Why are you calling the cops, baby?
I don't mean you any harm.
Why don't you love me in real life?
Is it because of my mask?
Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?
Why don't you love me in real life?
Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms.
I tried to get some in real life
But just set off your burglar alarm.
Why are you calling 911, baby?
I don't mean you any harm.
Why don't you love me in real life?
Is it because of my mask?
Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?
Why don't you love me in real life?
The lyrics of Masked Intruder's song "Why Don't You Love Me in Real Life" speak about a dream-like world where the singer is able to find love and affection from the person that they desire. The singer dreams of a relationship where they can hold hands, have fun together, make out and be told that they are the only one. However, in the harsh reality of their life, their efforts to get close to this person only lead to misinterpretation, followed by alarm and law enforcement.
The song lyrics throw light on the idea of an unrequited love which the singer is seeking from a person, who is completely oblivious to their feelings or are possibly scared and caught up in the fear of the masked intruder who is attempting to get close to them. The singer is seen questioning why the other person does not love them in real life and wonders if it is because of their mask or knife, which makes them feel trapped and lost. There is an obvious contrast that underlines the dream of love in a fictional world and the reality of it.
In summary, "Why Don't You Love Me in Real Life" by Masked Intruder portrays a person's desperation for love and affection, which they are unable to get in the real world. The song speaks about the confusion and desperation that comes with trying to seek out a meaningful connection with someone and the fear of rejection that inevitably accompanies it.
Line by Line Meaning
I had a dream that we walked hand in hand
I envisioned a romantic moment where we held each other's hand
In the summer sun.
It was a bright day, and we enjoyed the warmth of the sun
You were eating a popsicle and we were
Having so much fun.
We were having a good time together, engaging in fun activities like eating popsicles
We made out under the stars, you told me I'm the only one.
We shared a moment of intimacy, and you expressed that I was the only one for you
So why don't you love me in real life?
I wonder why our relationship doesn't reflect the sentiment we shared in my dream.
Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms.
I dream of being able to hold you in my arms every night
I tried to get some in real life
But just set off your burglar alarm.
When I attempted to pursue a relationship with you in real life, I accidentally triggered your burglar alarm
Why are you calling the cops, baby?
I don't mean you any harm.
I don't intend to cause you any harm, so I wonder why you are calling the authorities on me
Is it because of my mask?
Are you not interested in me because of my persona as a masked intruder?
Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?
Are you not attracted to me because I wield a knife?
Why don't you love me in real life?
I keep wondering why you are not interested in developing a relationship with me in real life
Contributed by Charlotte D. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
FTWorWTF
I know everybody says this, but these guys are amazing live.
Lacippo
such a great band, the album is amazing!
Brooks Bonkoski
this song is so awesome... makes me smile and laugh and feel like crying all at the same... these guys are fucking great!
E - Coli
I can really relate to this song right now....
Rod Joshua Muldes
You broke in?
Gluesniffer16
such a good album. this one of my favorites off it
Jessica Eddington
I am 18 years young and I LOVE the Ramones, the Clash, Sex Pistols and the Misfits. I haven't lost faith in punk rock. I just think that people are innovating to find something that will change the world of music the way the Ramones did. It's not a bad thing to try something new. I mean of course no one could ever come close to the Ramones. People like Joey Ramone (R.I.P.) are one in a million.
TheRealAdamT
Lol, the fucking hipsters and posers on this comments section. From the goofy album cover to the tongue-in-cheek lyrics to the catchy pop-punk sound, this band isn't trying or pretending to be anything they aren't. And THAT'S what PUNK ROCK is all about.
Gregory Downey
these guys are punk A-F.....
Adj Core
great songs...whole album is great :)