I Can't Keep up with the Holidays
Mattstagraham Lyrics


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What the hell do you want? I'm broke.
Trying to keep the god damn heat on.
This season is a fucking joke.
I'm struggling to make the rent on time.
I hope that the landlord chokes
On my last penny
On December 25th.
I've got nothing in my pockets
And you're asking for all of it, so

Merry god damn Christmas
Hope you get plenty of presents
Sorry that I can't afford to
Show you that I give a shit aside from
Spending time with you

So merry god damn Christmas.

Everywhere I see a fucking ad.
20 PERCENT OFF OF YOUR MAD OUTRAGEOUS ORDER
IF YOU ADD THE COUPON SANTAS LITTLE BITCH' UPON YOUR CHECKOUT
Fucking tone deaf corporations
Reaching for your empty wallets
Turn around and blame inflation
Making record fucking profits.

Merry god damn Christmas




Hope you get plenty of presents
Sorry that I can't afford to

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "I Can't Keep up with the Holidays" by Mattstagraham express the frustration and struggle of the holiday season from a perspective of financial hardship. The opening lines set the tone for the song, as the singer confronts the listener with their own lack of funds and inability to keep up with the expenses. They are unable to even afford basic utilities like heating, which adds to their frustration and sense of despair.


The lyrics highlight the commercialization of the holiday season, with the singer expressing disdain for the consumerism and materialism that saturates their surroundings. The mention of advertisements and discounts emphasizes the pressure to spend money and participate in the holiday frenzy. The sarcastic tone towards the corporations that profit from this exploitation is evident, as they mock the tactics of using catchy phrases and blame inflation to justify their high profits.


Despite their financial struggles, the singer still expresses a desire to show love and care to their loved ones during the holidays. They apologize for not being able to afford extravagant gifts, but emphasize the importance of spending quality time together. The repeated phrase "merry god damn Christmas" further reflects their mixed emotions, combining the frustration and bitterness they feel towards the holiday season with a sarcastic and ironic holiday greeting.


Overall, the lyrics of "I Can't Keep up with the Holidays" convey a sense of resentment towards the financial pressures and commercialization that often overshadow the true meaning of the holiday season. They provide a glimpse into the struggle of those who cannot afford to meet society's expectations, while also emphasizing the importance of genuine connection and love during this time.




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Written by: Matt Graham

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