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The Come-up
Mazta I Lyrics
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Adam Churvis
I grew up on Manischewitz Egg and Onion matzos. I was crushed when, at the age of five, my grandmother Moira explained to me that it wasn't Kosher for Passover. The conversation went like this:
"Bubie, you can't eat that today; it's Passover."
"So?"
"So, this kind of matzoh isn't kosher enough for Passover."
"Well then, I'd say that Passover has a mighty high opinion of itself."
"Don't talk like that, boychuk!"
"They say that egg and onion matzoh is a ba-a-a-a-ad motherf--"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
"I'm just talkin' 'bout matzoh..."
"HERSCHEL?! HERSCHEL?!!! HE'S SAYING NEGRO THINGS AGAIN!"
Adam Churvis
I grew up on Manischewitz Egg and Onion matzos. I was crushed when, at the age of five, my grandmother Moira explained to me that it wasn't Kosher for Passover. The conversation went like this:
"Bubie, you can't eat that today; it's Passover."
"So?"
"So, this kind of matzoh isn't kosher enough for Passover."
"Well then, I'd say that Passover has a mighty high opinion of itself."
"Don't talk like that, boychuk!"
"They say that egg and onion matzoh is a ba-a-a-a-ad motherf--"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
"I'm just talkin' 'bout matzoh..."
"HERSCHEL?! HERSCHEL?!!! HE'S SAYING NEGRO THINGS AGAIN!"
EyeSaySdoopedChit
I’m dead.
Jude Lion
I was absolutely blown away by this! After watching this, I plan on buying Manischewitz kosher for Passover matzo next year Passover instead of the local seasonal Brooklyn matzah Bakery ones, which is crazy expensive!
EyeSaySdoopedChit
Watching matzah being made is awesome. That being said, I’m a Streit’s guy.
JewishLife
Wow, very informative, thanks for sharing
Muonium
I'm eating matzahs right now!
I'm not a Jew. In fact, I don't even believe in any god at all.
I just like the plain toasty crispyness.
They're tasty.
Maryland Man
Very interesting.
thornmallow1
I completely understand the strict religious belief of don’t cook it if it’s not Kosher, but isn’t there a way to NOT waste all of that dough and food? Do they donate the rejected food?
Boomer Saraga
VINnews - This video just came across my feed and should be taken off the internet, it's out dated and misleading. Manischewitz outsources their Matzo production overseas and is no longer a domestic, American producer. Don't quote me, but I believe Streit's is the only Family owned, American Matzo producer left. With that said, Happy Passover to all!
Jada Parks
4/14/17: WOW, how very interesting.