Condoms
Ministry Of Ska Lyrics
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When I was a little boy, me had a favourite toy
It was a white balloon but when I came it was too soon
Pretty soon I was a man and met a girl called Pam
I want to spunk up all night but she put up a terrible fight
The only thing she said to me was. Condom
You must have a Condom
Where's your Condom
Me want Condom. Woe Condom
I & I on another day, looked for pussy that wanted to play
Doris was the girl that I found, but she looked like Huckleberry Hound
Me no want baby look like, that. It looks so ugly it looks so fat
But the only thing upon her mind was to grab me and give me a grind.
Me want Condom, Me want Condom, Where's my Condom? CCCCC Condom
What's it called now? Oh yeah Condom
Me want CondomI need a Condom
Hey, pass the Vaseline Doris
Give me that packet of three now
Hey Errol is this the 12"" version
If it is all the ladies like a 12"" version
Only trouble is you cant get a condom to fit 12""
And I should know. Condom, Oh Condom.
The lyrics to Ministry Of Ska's song "Condoms" tell a humorous story about the singer's experiences with sexual encounters and the importance of safe sex. The song starts off with the singer expressing his desire for sexual activity, using the phrase "pussy push-ups" to refer to sexual intercourse. He reminisces about his childhood, mentioning a white balloon which he compares to ejaculation, suggesting that he discovered sexual pleasure at a young age.
As the singer grows older, he meets a girl named Pam whom he wants to have sex with all night. However, Pam insists on using a condom, repeatedly asking the singer if he has one. The repetition of the word "condom" emphasizes the importance of safe sex and the necessity of using protection to prevent unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.
Later in the song, the singer encounters another woman named Doris whom he is interested in sleeping with. However, he hesitates because he fears that any baby they might have could resemble Huckleberry Hound, implying that he finds the character unattractive. Despite his reservations, Doris is eager to engage in sexual activity and urges the singer to use a condom.
Line by Line Meaning
Hey Errol, me want some pussy push-ups tonight
Hey Errol, I want to engage in sexual activity tonight
When I was a little boy, me had a favourite toy
When I was a young child, I had a favorite plaything
It was a white balloon but when I came it was too soon
It was a white balloon, but I ejaculated prematurely
Pretty soon I was a man and met a girl called Pam
Soon enough, I became an adult and encountered a girl named Pam
I want to spunk up all night but she put up a terrible fight
I want to ejaculate multiple times throughout the night, but she resisted heavily
The only thing she said to me was. Condom
The only thing she emphasized to me was the need for a condom
Where's your Condom
Do you have a condom?
You must have a Condom
It is necessary for you to possess a condom
Where's your Condom
Do you have a condom?
Me want Condom. Woe Condom
I desire a condom. Oh, condom
I & I on another day, looked for pussy that wanted to play
On another occasion, I was searching for sexual partners who were willing to engage in sexual activity
Doris was the girl that I found, but she looked like Huckleberry Hound
Doris was the girl I encountered, but she had an unattractive appearance
Me no want baby look like, that. It looks so ugly it looks so fat
I don't want a baby to resemble her because it would be unattractive and overweight
But the only thing upon her mind was to grab me and give me a grind
However, all she wanted was to grab me and engage in sexual activity
Me want Condom, Me want Condom
I want a condom, I want a condom
Where's my Condom? CCCCC Condom
Do I have a condom? CCCCC Condom
What's it called now? Oh yeah Condom
What is it called again? Oh yeah, condom
Me want Condom, I need a Condom
I want a condom, I need a condom
Hey, pass the Vaseline Doris
Hey, give me the Vaseline, Doris
Give me that packet of three now
Provide me with that pack of three condoms immediately
Hey Errol is this the 12" version
Hey Errol, is this the 12-inch version of something?
If it is all the ladies like a 12" version
If it is, all the ladies prefer a 12-inch version of something
Only trouble is you cant get a condom to fit 12"
The only problem is you cannot find a condom that fits a 12-inch size
And I should know. Condom, Oh Condom
And I should know this because I have experience in using condoms. Condom, Oh Condom
Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: Richard Coppen, Russell C. Brennan
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