Mr. Mister was an American pop/rock band. Known for 80s singles such as "Br… Read Full Bio ↴Mr. Mister was an American pop/rock band. Known for 80s singles such as "Broken Wings" and "Kyrie", both of them #1 hits, the group was made up of music industry veterans and picked up significant commercial success for a while, though their time in the spotlight didn't quite last. Musician Richard Page had worked as a session musician for people such as jazz and rnb master Quincy Jones and also composed for artists such as Donna Summer, Kenny Loggins, Michael Jackson, and others.

In the late 70s, he and his childhood friend Steve George founded the band Pages (most notable for "I Do Believe In You") in Phoenix, Arizona. The outfit Mr. Mister sprang out of that project 1982. The two continued to apply their tight harmonies to background vocals on albums by successful pop artists like Laura Branigan while working on their own material as well. About the time when the first Mr. Mister album, titled 'I Wear the Face', came out in early 1984, Page was offered the chance to replace Bobby Kimball as lead singer of Toto. He even was also later offered Peter Cetera's place in the jazz rock outfit Chicago.

Page refused both offers, confident in Mr. Mister's potential. The single "Hunters of the Night" managed to become a near-hit, reaching the #57 slot on the Billboard Hot 100, and the new wave fueled album had brought them with producer Peter McIan, who had been behind releases by Dear Enemy and Men at Work. Still, the line-up of Page, George, Pat Mastelotto, and Steve Farris failed to reach a mass audience as the album just didn't sell that well.

Mr. Mister's second album, 1985's 'Welcome To The Real World', featured emotive lyrics from Page's cousin John Lang and became the breakthrough that the guys had been hoping for. The group had three top 10 singles, two of which even coming #1 hits on the U.S. pop charts. The band's compelling ballad "Broken Wings" had become a part of the national pop consciousness, particularly serving as a sort of 'signature song' for the outfit. In those days of widespread success, they toured with legendary diva Tina Turner, for whom their song "Stand And Deliver" was written. This song eventually appeared on Mr. Mister's third album, titled 'Go On', which the band said contined "some of the best stuff we ever did".

With expectations sky-high for the band, the guys planned on taking a more mature approach lyrically, standing up against the notorious materialism and celebration of greed during that decade, and the album had a sound that hinted at progressive rock. Nevertheless, 'Go On' failed to achieve commercial success, and the band members found themselves getting lost in the 80s pop/rock shuffle. Guitarist Steve Farris left around 1989, which seemed to spell the beginning of the end for the group. Still, the band began working on a fourth album, called 'Pull', with session guitarists. Dropped by their label before that work could be released, the band decided to break up for good.

That album remained unreleased for something like two decades, although one track ("Waiting In My Dreams") later appeared on a popular greatest hits collection. The release in its entirely finally surfaced in 2010 on the indie label Little Dume Recordings, a company project of Richard Page's that had also published solo efforts by him such as 'Peculiar Life'. After the band's split, Page continued to work as a composer (for example, he co-authored Madonna's 1994 Golden Globe nominated song "I'll Remember") and as a background singer for several artists. Page additionally produced a solo album, called 'Shelter Me', in 1996 that featured guest appearances by all his former band-mates.

Steve Farris has toured with Whitesnake and also recorded songs with artists such as Tori Amos and 4 Non Blondes. Pat Mastelotto has played with groups such as King Crimson and XTC. Steve George served as musical director for American singer-songwriter Kenny Loggins until 1997, also having toured with the star Jewel. Finally, John Lang became a part of the alternative rock group Djinn (not to be confused with the DJ of the same name and other artists), an obscure band that gained some interest when they produced their 1998 album 'All-Time'.

Welcome To The Real World
Mr. Mister Lyrics

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I'm cryin' tears of joy
I'm cryin' tears of pain
Cryin' tears of joy
They run down my face into a river
That winds its way into your life

Welcome little one
To this place of earth and stone

Welcome little one
All blue eyes and innocence
The world is so much colder
Than your own soft glance

Hey, it's a human race
Hey, it's a brave new place
Hey, now you're at the gate
Welcome to the real world
There's so much to learn
Welcome to the real world
Welcome to the real world
There's so much to learn
Welcome to the real world

The past is a memory
The chains that were choking me
I'm cryin' tears of pain
I'm cryin' tears of joy
I see my freedom lying in my arms tonight

Hey, it's a human race
Hey, it's a brave new place
Hey, now you're at the gate
Welcome to the real world
There's so much to learn
Welcome to the real world
Welcome to the real world
There's so much to do
Welcome to the real world

(Welcome to the real world)
I know you'll find your way
(There's so much to learn)
In the real world
(Welcome to the real world)

Welcome to the, welcome to the
(There's so much to learn)
Welcome to the
(Welcome to the real world)

Welcome, welcome
(Welcome to the real world)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Mr. Mister's song "Welcome to the Real World" convey a mixture of emotions that the singer is experiencing. The opening lines draw attention to the tears of joy and pain, suggesting that life is not black and white, and often the two emotions intermingle. As the song progresses, it's revealed that the tears of joy stem from the arrival of a newborn, while the tears of pain refer to the singer's own struggles. The lyrics paint a picture of the world as a harsh and unforgiving place and imply that the baby is unaware of the difficulties it will face in life.

The singer's voice changes from one of advice to one of warning in the chorus. He tells the baby that the real world is a place where there's a lot to learn as he welcomes the newborn to the human race. He also seems to acknowledge the harsh realities of life by welcoming the baby to a brave new place. In the end, the singer expresses a sense of hope, although he acknowledges that the future is uncertain. The closing line suggests that the baby will find its own way in the world.

Line by Line Meaning

I'm cryin' tears of joy
I'm overwhelmed with happiness

I'm cryin' tears of pain
I'm suffering and in agony

Cryin' tears of joy
My emotions are so intense that they bring me to tears of happiness

They run down my face into a river that winds its way into your life
My tears are so powerful and moving that they affect others and become part of their experience

Welcome little one
Greetings, newborn child

To this place of earth and stone
You have entered the physical world of matter and rock

All blue eyes and innocence
You are pure and uncorrupted

The world is so much colder than your own soft glance
The reality of the world is harsh and unforgiving compared to the gentle innocence of your gaze

Hey, it's a human race
The world is populated by humanity

Hey, it's a brave new place
The world is a bold and frightening new territory

Hey, now you're at the gate
You have arrived at the portal to this new world

Welcome to the real world
You are now experiencing the true world as it is, unfiltered and unadulterated

There's so much to learn
There is an endless amount of knowledge and wisdom to gain

The past is a memory
The events that have already occurred are now only a recollection

The chains that were choking me
The restraints that once held me back are now removed

I see my freedom lying in my arms tonight
I am now free to hold on to my newfound liberation