Cockmeat Sandwich/Pissin' Between Train Cars
Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire Lyrics

Looks like you boys done fucked up
It appears that you all have made a serious mistake

I'm 'bout to make my ex sorry that she ever left me
I am going to make my ex regret her decision to leave me

Murder everything she
Destroy every memory of her

Some vodka in her belly mixed with ice that's from the deli
A combination of vodka and ice from the deli in her stomach

That's my daily regiment, my tolerance is getting deadly
This is my daily routine, and my ability to handle alcohol is becoming dangerous

Eddie hazel smedly smergenoff be bumpin' out my lexus le
Listening to Eddie Hazel's music while driving my Lexus LE

Makaveli mended me my mind so military
Tupac's influence has conditioned me to have a military-like mindset

Ready for whatever evils that demons bringin' at me
Prepared to face any challenges or harm that demons bring my way

We be laughin' at you niggas if you want it, come and get it (fuck college!)
We laugh at those who dare to challenge us, and if they want a fight, they're welcome to try (disregarding the institution of college)

I ain't scary actually its quite the contrary:
I am not afraid, in fact, it is quite the opposite

Very scary, never ever think that you get dare me
Extremely intimidating, never assume that you can challenge me

If your wifey says she met me, that means that she's in my celly
If your wife claims to have met me, it means she's in my jail cell (suggesting an intimate encounter)

And I took her to the deli, stuffed some cockmeat in her belly
I brought her to the deli and had sexual intercourse with her

I don't rock with pelle pelle rather dr. Romanelli
I don't wear Pelle Pelle clothing, I prefer Dr. Romanelli

If you got no clue what that is than you've got some steps to catch me
If you don't know what that is, then you need to catch up and learn

Hipster pac with odds against me, obviously i'm relentless
Similar to Tupac, I face challenges from hipster culture, but I am determined to persevere

Common sense should tell you that
It should be obvious and logical

You ain't equipped to come against us
You are not prepared to go against us

I'm servin' cockmeat sandwiches
I am offering sexual services

If ain't seen harold and kumar that means to suck my dick
If you haven't seen the movie 'Harold and Kumar', it implies that you should perform oral sex on me

And that's some real disrespective shit
That is incredibly disrespectful

But whatever, as long as niggas know they can't fuck with this
Regardless, as long as people understand that they cannot compete with me

I'm the shit
I am excellent

Oh my god!
Expressing surprise or excitement

You are now listening to
Attention, this is what you are currently hearing

The sounds of peel off entertainment
These are the sounds produced by Peel Off Entertainment

If your bitch want to suck my dick
If your partner desires to perform oral sex on me

I'm probably gonna let her
I will likely allow her to do so

So you should just get used to tastin' it
Therefore, you should become accustomed to the taste

I'm just sayin'
I am simply expressing my thoughts

Niggas stop me in the street like, 'ex, I knew you from back in the day!'
People approach me in the street, saying, 'Hey, Ex! I remember you from the past!'

I be like, 'good for you, my dude, now get the fuck out my face'
I respond, 'That's great, my friend. Now please leave me alone'

Moet, rozay metal thingy twister cork popper rock star e pill downer rama don-dana
Drinking expensive champagne and liquor, twisting metal objects, popping corks, living a rock star lifestyle, and using ecstasy and other drugs

Megatron arm, 50 shot drum
A powerful and destructive arm, a drum magazine that holds 50 shots

Rum pum pum pum
The sound of a drum

Dump leave chumps, slumped
Discard and defeat weak individuals, leaving them defeated

In the back of a mazda - miada
In the rear of a Mazda Miata car

Swing the katana like a highlander
Wield a katana sword like a skilled warrior

Rag top on a tan phantom
A convertible top on a tan luxury car

A bad bitch like the phantasm
An attractive woman who is like a fantasy

Apc denim saggin' off my ass
Wearing sagging APC denim jeans

So hard I fall and hit will crack
Falling so hard that I hit the ground with great force

A basket case in a deep-frier bubbling
An unstable person experiencing intense emotions, like bubbling oil in a deep fryer

Nut case in a bitch face if she suck a dick
Engaging in aggressive behavior towards a woman who performs oral sex

Audi r8, chrome body like collasus
Driving an Audi R8 car with a shiny chrome finish, similar to the fictional character Colossus

Ain't really got it but fuck you, that line was sick!
Not actually owning the car, but making a boastful statement about it

Naughty home-girl told me i'm obnoxious
A promiscuous female friend commented that I am unpleasant

I forgot her name but fuck you, you snobby bitch!
I don't remember her name, but I still have negative feelings towards her

They can't rattle me 'cause niggas ain't half of me
Others cannot unsettle me because they are not equal to me

My life-story's like a dystopian tragedy
My life narrative is similar to a dark and chaotic tragedy

My mentality is money-orientated
I prioritize and focus on making money

I'm destined to live this dream for those who said I wouldn't make it
I am meant to fulfill this dream for all the doubters who said I would fail

Its 2010 and ain't nobody five-percent-ers
In 2010, there are no longer any Five Percenters (cultural and spiritual movement)

These little niggas is ignorant, preachin' to get your head up
These young individuals are uninformed, encouraging others to stay strong

Pick up and hit up (again)
Resume and continue the hustle

Bitch i'm from brooklyn, pissin' between cars on the c-train to euclid
I am from Brooklyn, urinating between train cars on the C train to Euclid

My stop is utica, get off walk 3 blocks
I get off at Utica, then walk three blocks

Turn by the chicken spot and come and fuck with the squad
Take a turn by the chicken restaurant and join our group

Critical plot, administered by the nigga who
A crucial plan, supervised by the individual who

Critics consider the illest shit in the city now
Critics regard me as the most impressive artist in the city currently

Bitch lie me down, so hot I could drown
Woman, lie me down and pleasure me intensely

I got em right where I want em and the tables are turnin'
I have them in a vulnerable position and the situation is shifting in my favor

Tell me who's laughing now?
Ask yourself, who is now finding amusement or satisfaction?

Without a doubt i'll pound on these clowns
With certainty, I will defeat these foolish individuals

They talk fowl about me, but when i'm around I never hear a sound
They speak negatively about me, but in my presence, they keep quiet

You know my style, coke mixed with brugal
You are familiar with my preferences, mixing cocaine with brugal (rum)

Two wack hoes from elmont, I switch up fuckin' 'em doggystyle
Having sex with two unattractive women from Elmont, changing positions to doggystyle

Throw in the towel, I got this for now
Give up, I am in control for the moment

Probably forever 'cause i'm only gettin' better
Likely forever, as I continue to improve

Time to hand me my crown
It is now the appropriate time to give me my recognition and respect

Fuck ya'll niggas
Disregard and criticize all of you

(Stay off his dick)
Stop being so obsessed with him and his success

Chumps don't think I can flow
Foolish individuals don't believe I can rap well

So here we go, release a new track to show the wack
Therefore, I am releasing a new song to demonstrate my skills to those who doubt me

That I can throw styles back and forth, fast and slow
That I am capable of switching between different rap styles, including both fast and slow

Mothafuckas actin' like I never bust' they ass befo'
People are behaving as if I have never defeated them in the past

Well now you know; shout out to my cousin goldie glo
Now that you are aware, I send greetings to my cousin Goldie Glo

'Cause he kept them hoes but my nigga, vanessa, let her go
Because he had multiple women, but my friend Vanessa decided to end their relationship

Mind on my money
I am focused on making money

Doin' crimes we never really fail
Committing crimes in which we rarely fail

I die for a dollar, imagine what i'll do for millions
I am willing to die for money, so just imagine what I am capable of for millions

Shout out to my other cousin reem
Sending greetings to my cousin Reem

And his main man lump in scranton doin' their thing
And his close companion, Lump in Scranton, doing their own thing

Shout outs to the haters who talked shit about me
Acknowledging and giving shout outs to those who have spoken negatively about me

Knowin' damn well that they ain't shit without me
Fully aware that they are insignificant without me

Its like *perfect strangers* balki
The situation is comparable to the TV show 'Perfect Strangers', specifically the character Balki

Niggas sheep: bunch a weak niggas who follow niggas who weak
People are like sheep, weak individuals who blindly follow other weak individuals

I need to find me a nigga that know what to do with me
I want to find someone who knows how to satisfy me sexually

Know how to give it from the back, mmm, and bend me ova'
Someone who knows how to perform sexual acts from behind and bend me over

And then he gon' spank that, yeaaa. I want me a hood nigga
And then he will spank me. Yes, I desire a man from the urban neighborhood

I want me a hood nigga to do those crazy things to mee
I want a man from the urban neighborhood to engage in intense sexual activities with me

Make me bust that nut, water pussy
Make me reach orgasm, causing my vagina to become wet

Yea, I like the big dick
Yes, I enjoy a large penis

Yo your shits good
Hey, your music is impressive

Oh thanks yo
Oh, thank you

Yea, i'm sayin' its good though like
Yeah, I am saying it is really good

Oh aight you wanna
Oh, alright, so you want me to

Yo you should rap on it too
Hey, you should also contribute to the song with your rap

Maybe you get more confidence when you see that you can do something
Perhaps you will gain more self-assurance when you realize that you are capable of doing something

Nah
No, I don't think so

I need some sort of payment
I require some form of compensation

How are they gonna
How do they expect

We gon' have to record this
We will have to make a recording of this

You want me to oh ok
You want me to, oh okay