Uno
Mr. Noitami Lyrics

Listen, bro
Pay attention, my friend

They ain't even ready for Our Compositry
They are not prepared for our composition

Our Mozart-ary
Our musical genius like Mozart

Our Beethoven-ary
Our musical brilliance like Beethoven

Our Shakespearean-ary
Our mastery of language and storytelling like Shakespeare

Bro, we about smack them in the face with fucking a song or something
My friend, we are going to impress them strongly with our song or something similar

Shit, I'm pretty sure this kind of qualifies as music I think
I'm quite certain that this can be considered music

I'm about to hit them with a verse right now actually
I am going to present them with a verse immediately

Imma smack you with a sock full of hampsters
I will metaphorically hit you with a surprising and dramatic element

You doodie in your diaper, yeah, you need yourself some Pampers
You have made a mistake and need to address it

We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
We are consuming with no regard for etiquette, you should acquire some manners

I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I am unable to see in darkness, let me illuminate the area with my lamps

He gave me a participation trophy but I want to be the champers
I received a trophy for participation, but I strive to be the champion

She said she on her period, well, fuck those fricking crampers
She mentioned experiencing menstrual cramps, which are unpleasant

I'm a good actor like my name is Adam Sandlers
I possess skill in acting, comparable to Adam Sandler

I'm from the Simpsions, my name is Ned Flanders
I am referencing the TV show The Simpsons and identifying with the character Ned Flanders

What are boobies? Let me take a gander!
I am curious about breasts, allow me to have a look

AH, hampster
Expression of surprise or disbelief, possibly related to a hamster

He ran over my guinea pig, Mr. Hampster
Someone accidentally harmed my guinea pig, named Mr. Hampster

I got a calendar, yeah, I call that a fricking planner
I possess a calendar, which I humorously refer to as a planner

Ring, ring, I ain't eating graham crackers but my name is Alexander
I am making a play on words, referencing Alexander Graham Bell while stating that I am not eating graham crackers

I'm not a nice person, I'll say some slander
I am admitting to not being kind and potentially making hurtful remarks

You stinkin' poopy head
You are an unpleasant and childish person

They call me obese, they call me obese that means fat I think
People label me as overweight, which I believe refers to being fat

Bro thinks he's philosophical but he ain't the thinker
My friend believes he is deep and philosophical, but he lacks true intellectual depth

They said the Titanic's unsinkable, that's a sinker
They claimed the Titanic could not sink, but that turned out to be false

I think french fries and ketchup work well with vinegar
In my opinion, combining french fries and ketchup with vinegar is a good combination

I think I have the Spanish flu
I believe I am experiencing symptoms similar to those of the Spanish flu

Somebody have sex with me! what about you?
I am expressing a desire for sexual activity, asking if anyone else shares the sentiment

NO!
Expression of strong disagreement or refusal

Oh! She said no! Man, got me messing up the flow!
Oh! She declined my proposition! It has disrupted my rhythm and flow!

I just stubbed my pinky toe
I have accidentally injured my little toe

I ran out of bars, so I passed to my bro
I have exhausted my lyrical material, so I handed the song over to my friend

You looking scary in a wheat field, looking like a scarecrow
You appear intimidating or frightening while standing in a wheat field, similar to a scarecrow

I feel like the three stooges Curly, Hairy, and the third guy
I perceive myself and others as resembling the comedic trio of the Three Stooges

My legs are so thin it looks like I don't got thighs
My thighs are particularly skinny, giving the impression of their absence

I like sitting in a hot tub with a bunch of hot guys
I enjoy relaxing in a hot tub surrounded by attractive men

I'm a little hungry, get me some Mcdonald's fries
I am slightly hungry, please acquire some McDonald's fries for me

I think Connor has something to say
I believe that Connor has a message or statement to share

I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I am unable to see in darkness, so I will activate my lamps for illumination

ON HIS LAMPERZ
Emphasis on using his lamps for light

Fast food is overpriced, look at Five Guys
I find fast food to be excessively expensive, citing the restaurant chain Five Guys as an example

It's like five ninety-five for a pack of small fries
They charge approximately five dollars and ninety-five cents for a small portion of fries

I'm a pathological liar, yeah, I always do white lies
I habitually engage in deception, specifically telling small untruths

Basketball highlights
Referring to captivating moments from the sport of basketball

I'm waiting for a time that I can reborn
I am anticipating a future moment where I can start anew or reinvent myself

I'm waiting for a day, yeah, I'm waiting for a day, yeah
I am patiently anticipating a specific day

I'm waiting for today, yeah, I'm waiting for today, yeah
I am eagerly waiting for the current day to unfold

Marry me without a wedding ring
Symbolizing a desire for commitment without the traditional symbol of a wedding ring