Professional Pirate
Muppets Lyrics
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My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Pirates: Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
All: And when you're a professional pirate
Bad Polly: That's what the job's about
Long John: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Pirates: Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
All: But when your a professional pirate
Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
Morgan: I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
Pirate: And me...I could have been a contender
Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
Long John's speech...
All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
Long John: You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
All: When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company
The song "Professional Pirate" by Muppets is a witty and upbeat tune about pirates and their profession. The singer, a former lad who was searching for his vocation, chose to become a pirate instead of pursuing conventional careers such as a doctor or a financier. His father gave him the option to consider a more challenging career, and the singer sees piracy as the perfect fit for him. He takes pride in being a professional pirate and even acknowledges the risks involved and the negative stereotypes attributed to their profession.
The singer then goes on to compare the perception of pirates in different cultures. Sir Francis Drake is viewed as a hero by the British but despised by the Spanish, and the singer believes that it is how pirates are perceived that makes them either good or bad. He perceives pirates as members of a noble brotherhood and honorable men who always count to ten before losing their temper. Even when executing people, they do it with a sense of professionalism and without wearing suits.
The song emphasizes the camaraderie and loyalty among pirates, and how they consider themselves as "gentlemen of fortune." They are proud to be professional pirates, and when you're a professional pirate, you're always in the best of company.
Line by Line Meaning
When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
As a young boy seeking direction for my future career
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
My dad advised me to consider all options with careful thought
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
Although you have talents for being a physician or managing finances
My boy why not consider a more challenging career
Why not entertain the idea of a more exciting profession?
Hey ho ho
A phrase of encouragement
You'll cruise to foreign shores
You'll travel to distant lands
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
You'll remain mentally and physically healthy
By working out of doors
By working outside
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
We crave companionship and thrilling experiences
And when you're a professional pirate
If you pursue piracy as a vocation
Bad Polly: That's what the job's about
That's the essence of the profession, as stated by a crewmate named Polly
Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!
Give me your full attention, this is my one big performance
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
Using Drake as an example, the Spanish loathe him for being a pirate
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
However, to the British, he's a celebrated figure to be admired
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
The perception of pirates is based on one's perspective
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
I regard us as members of an honorable group
Hey ho ho
A phrase of encouragement
We're honorable men
We are respectable gentlemen
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
Rather than reacting impulsively, we'll take a moment to control our emotions
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
In certain circumstances, it might be necessary to kill someone
But when your a professional pirate
However, if you're a pirate by profession
You don't have to wear a suit, what?
You don't have to conform to traditional attire, right?
I could have been a surgeon
I had the potential to become a skilled medical practitioner
I like taking things apart
I enjoy disassembling things
I could have been a lawyer
I had the potential to pursue law as a profession
But I just had too much heart
However, I had more aspiration for adventure than those occupations could provide
I could have been in politics
I had the potential to pursue a career in politics
'Cause I've always been a big spender
Due to my tendency to spend money extravagantly
And me
Also, concerning myself
I could have been a contender
I had potential to be a promising competitor in a vocation
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
Some people contend pirates commit theft and deserve fear and revulsion
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
However, I argue that we are unjustly portrayed in a negative light by the media
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We would never betray you by acting deceitfully
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
On the contrary, we are quite amicable and personable
Long John's speech
Long John Silver's statement
Hey ho ho
A phrase of encouragement
It's one for all for one
We are a team, and we help each other out
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We'll share everything with you and care about you deeply
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
We are noble pirates, and we are content with that distinction
And when your a professional pirate
If you become a pirate by profession
Long John: You'll be honest brave and free
Long John Silver assures that you'll be truthful, courageous, and liberated
The soul of decency
You will embody the qualities of uprightness and morality
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
You'll remain faithful and impartial, adhering strictly to the rules
And most importantly
Above all else
When you're a professional pirate
When you pursue piracy as a vocation
You're always in the best of company
You're always among the best and closest of friends
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Professional Pirate lyrics:
[LONG JOHN]
When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"
[PIRATES]
Hey ho ho!
You'll cruise to foreign shores
(HAHAHAH!)
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
(Sing it lads)
By working out of doors
(Show em’ you’ve been practicing!)
[LONG JOHN]
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without,-
[PIRATES]
and when you're a professional pirate[POLLY]
-that's what the job's about
[LONG JOHN]
(spoken)
Upstage, lads. This is my only number
(sung)
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British, he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
[PIRATES]
Hey ho ho!
(Oh I love it! )
(Tis poetry in motion!)
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will
Always count to ten
[LONG JOHN]
On occasion, there may be someone you have to execute,-
[PIRATES]
And when you're a professional pirate-
[CLUELESS]
-you don't have to wear a suit.........what?
[MONTY]
I could have been a surgeon. I like taking things apart
[POLLY]
I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart
[CLUELESS]
I could have been in politics 'cause I've always been a big spender
[BLACK-EYED PETE]
(spoken)
And me, I could've been a contender
[LONG JOHN]
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press that's all exaggerated
We never stab you in the back, we never lie or cheat
We're just, in fact, the nicest guy you ever want to meet
(spoken)
Tell the truth, lad. Do you really think the Captain and the Squire are planning to share the treasure with the likes of us? Can't hear ya. No? And we being the rightful owners, Flint’s own crew, who shed our blood getting it here. Join us lad. Donate your compass to the treasure hunt and get a full share!
[LONG JONG and PIRATES]
Hey ho ho!
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you
And love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're bound to be
And when you're a professional pirate-
[LONG JOHN]
You'll be honest, brave, and free!
The soul of decency!
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
But most importantly,-
[LONG JONG and PIRATES]
-when you're a professional pirate
You are always in the best of company!
@EmpireFanatic
Brilliant classic song and performance by Tim Curry :D.
LYRICS: Copy/pasted:
When I was just a lad, looking for my true vocation.
My father said, "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor, or perhaps a financier
My boy, why not consider, a more challenging career
Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
And when you're a professional pirate
That's what the job's about
Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
But when your a professional pirate
You don't have to wear a suit, what?
I could have been a surgeon,
I like taking things apart
I could have been a lawyer.
But I just had too much heart
I could have been in politics
'Cause I've always been a big spender
And me
I could have been, a contender
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
Interlude
Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company
@zanetadavies5796
Upstage lads , this is my only number 😂😂😂
so many fantastic lines in this song ,
1. You could be a doctor or perhaps a financier , why not consider a more challenging career.
2.sing it lads , show him youve been practising.
3. Members of a noble brotherhood
4. I love it, poetry in motion.
5. When your a professional pirate you dont have to wear a suit ,
6. I couldve been a lawyer but i just had too much heart.
7. I couldve been in politics but ive always been a big spender.
Tim curry is so invested and I love it 😂😂😂
@brandywinebridget
“the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet”
@SuperMrHiggins
That's such a cool quote. Where is that from? I want to read that interview or whatever it is from.
@brandywinebridget
@Yakko Benefiel random Tumblr user lol
That was the whole quote, no further context to be found
@nobodybutaghost
I came to this clip because of a tumblr post, hello friend.
@Tropicalpisces
Wow. 🎉😮😅👏👏👏👍
@gorgonzola9373
@Internet Ghost hello friend we are in the same boat :>
@RichardX1
Tim Curry as Long John Silver in a Muppet version of Treasure Island was one of the best casting ideas in the history of the dramatic arts.
@ryanodonovan9497
It's only a shame that his version of Long John Silver wasn't in any of the Pirates of the Caribbean films. Him interacting with Johnny Depp and/or Geoffrey Rush would've been more golden than the treasure that pirates typically hunt for.
@HypnoSwag
I adore Tim Curry.
@brandonhea4394
It’s his second favorite role