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Mystery Men Lyrics

Trix for kicks hip to the mix
I enjoy trying new things, especially when they're trendy.

Posin' for pics chewin' chew with the hick chicks
I like to take photos of myself with rural girls while we all chew gum together.

Fun is a gang bang I'm doin' the wild thing
I find group sex to be enjoyable and exciting.

Boffin' and aa bruisin' in the back of a Mustang
I enjoy rough sex in the back of my sports car.

With style and finesse I'm never second best
I am always confident in my abilities and actions.

Drink beer for breakfast pass any piss test
I frequently drink alcohol in the morning and can still pass a drug test.

Mai Tai's no tie dyes I don't red by candles
I prefer tropical-themed drinks over hippie culture and don't use red candles.

I don't wear beads or Burkenstock sandles
I don't follow hippie fashion trends and wear Birkenstock sandals or beads.

I'm loud and rude dirty and crude
I am often boisterous and behave inappropriately or offensively.

Talkin' to you with a mouth full of food
I have poor table manners and often talk with food in my mouth.

Stayin' up all night makin' noise so illegal
I enjoy staying up late and making loud and potentially unlawful sounds.

Got your high power Trower playin' "Day of the Eagle"
I enjoy listening to classic rock, especially Robin Trower's "Day of the Eagle".

I'll sing like Sinatra go croonin' like Como
I have a good singing voice and can perform old standards like Frank Sinatra and Perry Como.

Laugh non stop watchin' Abbott and Costello
I find classic comedy duo Abbott and Costello hilarious and can't stop laughing when I watch them.

Make you move to the groove when I'm up to the bat
I have a talent for making people dance when I am in charge of the music.

Because I like to see you shake it when you shake it like that
I find it enjoyable to watch people dance provocatively and would like to see more of it.

I like to see you shake it when you shake it like that
I find people dancing provocatively to be sexually enticing and want to watch it more.

I'll make it clear I'll make it understood
I want to make sure you understand exactly what I am saying and what I want.

I like layin' by the fire with the burnin' firewood
I enjoy relaxing by a warm fire with someone special.

With a girl on a bear skin like that's all she's wearin'
I enjoy intimate moments with women who are wearing very little clothing.

Tellin' me all the things that I want to be hearin'
I enjoy receiving compliments and hearing things that flatter me.

Like come on come over let's break a sweat
I want to engage in physical activity, such as exercise, with someone else.

I'll rock you so hard on that you can bet
I am confident in my ability to provide intense physical pleasure.

I'll make a mountain move and put a smile on your face
I am very skilled at satisfying a partner sexually and making them happy.

I'll make your body quiver all over the place
I am capable of providing intense physical pleasure that will make you tremble.

Because I'll be your little play thing dance in a g-string
I am willing to engage in kinky sexual activities, such as wearing a g-string.

Give you the good stuff go till you get enough
I have a lot to offer sexually and am willing to continue providing pleasure until you are satisfied.

Take you so high you'll never want to say when
I am capable of providing intense physical pleasure that will leave you wanting more.

And then we'll take ten and do it over again
After satisfying a partner sexually, we will take a break and then repeat the process.

Yeah that's the kind of offer that I can't refuse
I find the idea of engaging in sexual activity with someone who enjoys it as much as I do to be very enticing.

I'm a man with a mission and no other excuse
I am focused on my goal of satisfying my sexual desires and do not need any other reason to do so.

So when we're doin' the do and she purrs like a cat
When engaging in sexual activity with a partner, I enjoy hearing them make pleasurable noises like a cat purring.

I say I like to see you shake it when you shake it like that
I find it enjoyable to watch people dance provocatively and would like to see more of it.

I'm like Jessie James I don't play games
I am a straightforward person who does not engage in deception or manipulation.

I might stumble and mumble but I don't drop names
I may occasionally make mistakes or have trouble speaking, but I do not try to impress people by dropping names of important or famous people I know.

Cool like a six pack two speed with a kick back
I have a laid-back, relaxed personality, like a motorcycle with two speeds and a comfortable seat.

Smooth as a felt hat wild as a wombat
I am charming and suave, while also having a wild, unpredictable side.

Toppin' the roster like Roger Decoster
I am at the top of my game, like professional motocross racer Roger DeCoster.

Bring your girl to my party you can bet that you lost her
If you bring your girlfriend to a party I am hosting, I am so confident in my abilities to attract women that you will likely lose her to me.

'Cause I'll rap a fast style and I make it stick
I am a skilled rapper with a quick, catchy delivery.

And all the girls can tell you my tongue is quick
My talents as a rapper are well-known among the women I encounter.

I rev it to the red line to get to the good tiime
I am willing to take risks and push myself (or others) to the limit in order to have a good time.

The pedal's to the metal won't slow for the stop sign
When I am focused on having a good time, nothing can slow me down or stand in my way.

Green is for go I'm pullin' all the stops
I am always ready and willing to take advantage of any opportunity to have a good time.

Can't fake it won't take it push it over the top
I do not pretend to have a good time - I am always authentic and push myself to the limit in order to truly enjoy myself.

Two kinds of people and I know them well
I understand that there are two types of people in the world: those who go with the flow and those who think for themselves.

Those who go with the flow and those who think for themselves
Some people prefer to simply follow the crowd, while others prefer to make their own decisions and take control of their lives.

So bust it make a move now you're on the attack
If you want to have a good time and enjoy life, you need to be proactive and take control of your situation.

I like to see you shake it when you shake it like that
I find it enjoyable to watch people dance provocatively and would like to see more of it.