Hip Hop Junkies
Nice & Smooth Lyrics

I gotta funky funky rhyme with a funky style
I have a cool rhyme that I perform in a funky way

Pete's rickety rocket was my favorite cartoon
I loved watching the cartoon Pete's rickety rocket when I was young

After marriage the honeymoon
After getting married, couples usually go on a honeymoon trip

I'll be damn gag me with a spoon
I am so surprised that I feel like I want to gag, this is like a joke

Who loves Popeye, Alice the goon
Who loves the Popeye cartoon characters Popeye and Alice the goon?

Ladies let your body flow
Female listeners should feel comfortable dancing to the music

Send a chill up your spine like an eskimo
The music should bring a cold feeling up your spine just like Eskimos experience colder temperatures

Here's a backstage pass to a funky show
I'm offering a pass for someone to come to the behind-the-scenes part of my cool concert

Come give me a kiss under the missle toe
I want to share a romantic moment with someone under the Christmas plant called mistletoe

Greg Nice, my lifes like a fairy tale
My life is full of magical experiences like a fairy tale story

Orca, was a great big whale
Orca whales are big

I knew a fat girl who broke the scale
I know a girl who was overweight and made the scale break

You won't tell, I won't tell
Let's keep this secret between us and not tell anyone else

Clientele I must excel
I must succeed in pleasing my customers

Took a little test, I passed then failed
I took an exam and passed at the beginning, but then failed later

Breaks... HUH, no need to hit'em
I do not need to use breaks in the music

Skins, ya got 'em - I wanna get wit 'em!
Wow, you have many attractive people around you, and I want to get together with them

Got outta my about eight
I left around 8 o'clock

And then I called Greg Nice cause it wasn't too late
I decided to call Greg Nice because it was not too late in the day

To get some skins and come around the block
I planned to find some attractive people and go around the block (neighborhood)

Cause man, my tip is harder than a rock
I am confident in my ability to perform better than anyone because my skills are very strong

...the teacher's pet
Annazette is known as the teacher's favorite student

You sure shes gonna come on this set
Are you certain that she is going to come to this location?

My twive is on his way yo, quite as kept
My friend is coming here soon, let's keep it quiet

The tall slim, fly kid with dope steps
A tall, thin, and cool kid with great dancing skills

Yep, coming with a box of hats
He will bring a box filled with hats

Yo Greg Nice is that girl all that
Greg Nice, is that girl really attractive?

He said Smooth B the skins is fat
The people are very attractive

I don't beg cause cause I'm not at begonia
I won't beg or plead because it is not necessary

I dress warm so that I won't catch pneumonia
I wear warm clothes to protect myself from getting sick

My rhymes are stronger than ammonia
My music lyrics are strong and powerful

I'm a diamond, you're a cubic zirconia
I am a valuable diamond and you're a less valuable cubic zirconia

Nice & Smooth is funky
I define myself and this music as having a cool and lively sound

Also hip-hop junkies
I am obsessed with and passionate about hip-hop music

All we wanna do...
All we want is to do is create and perform great music

Is Unh Unh and you...
All we need is the support of our listeners

Oh yeah
Absolutely