Everybody's Drunk
Nine Pound Hammer Lyrics

Reel Big Fish Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's d…

800 Miles 800 miles to the Georgia crossroads I'm going to see my…
Ain"t Hurtin Nobody I ain't hurtin' nobody So get off of my land What part…
ain't livin long like this I look for trouble And I found it, son Straight down the…
Ain't Nothin' to Do So sick of TV I'm getting bored of the tube Sick and…
Aint Hurtin Nobody I ain't hurtin' nobody So get off of my land What part…
Black Sheep My daddy was a brake man on a highball travelin'… Cadillac Inn With your glitter bandanna and your Sammy Hagar T-shirt, you…
Carl's Theme The pants that I'm wearing wick the sweat from my balls A…
Dead Dog Highway Well I'm counting dead dogs on the highway Praying for a…
Don't Get No Drinkin' all night long to sad country songs It's driving me…
Drinkin My Baby Goodbye Sittin' on a bar stool Actin' like a durn fool That's what…
Drive-In Couldn't find a girl Couldn't start a fight Wound up at th…
Drivin' Nails In My Coffin My sweetheart has gone And I′m so lonely She said that she…
Drunk Tired & Mean The way you talk makes me ignore every single word So…
Drunk Tired And Mean The way you talk makes me ignore every single word So…
Drunk, Tired & Mean The way you talk makes me ignore Every single word So I…
Drunk, Tired and Mean The way you talk makes me ignore every single word So…
Everything You Know Is Wrong Sittin' in the classroom, thumbin' through the pages of a…
Feelin' Kinda Froggy My grandpa Doc was a wild old man, if what…
Fightin' Words This nine pound hammer Is a little too heavy For my size Bud…
Folsom Prison Blues I hear the train a comin' It's rolling round the bend And…
Fuck Pie When you're hit, turn the other cheek, God always rewards…
Hayseed Timebomb He's got a one bedroom trailer, an' a brand-new satellite…
He Done Run Outta Worms There's a boy who liked to fish Some night's he'd never…
He's Gone Sally was the apple of Johnny's eye Johnny had ramblin' on…
I'm Yer Huckleberry Ya gonna throw down boy, or Stand there and bleed? Skin that…
I'm Your Huckleberry Ya gonna throw down boy or Stand there and bleed? Skin that…
If You Want to Get to Heaven I never read it in a book I never saw it…
Little Help Self-righteous condemnation Against those who don't share m…
Lookin' for Somebody Driving, driving in my car Down by the singles bar Tell me…
Outta the Way Pigfuckers Well, I gotta go, down the road Outta my way, Pigfuckers,…
Radar Love I′ve been driving all night My hands wet on the wheel There'…
Redneck Romance Now Billy Bob picks up Thelma Jean in his pick-up…
Rub Yer Daddy's Lucky Belly I work the same job for 25 years Boss still don't…
Run Fat Boy Run Chicken Box, corn dog, hot grits, pecan logs, watermelon, pi…
Runaway Train I hear a fuzzy AM station As I head toward my…
Shakey Puddin' When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste…
She's So Cool Pasted pictures on the wall of groups she's never seen A…
Shotgun in A Chevy Got a '68 Chevy that his cousin bought in '71. Traded…
Skin a Buck Well, I shot my cousin's butt off, in a huntin'…
Slam Bang Your arm looks like a railroad track, and you ain't…
Stranded Outside of Tater Knob Raised on a diet of No-Doz, donuts, an' diesel emissions,…
Stranded Outside Tater Knobb I was raised on a diet of no-doz Donuts, and diesel…
Tater Knob Raised on a diet of No-Doz, donuts, an' diesel emissions,…
Wreck of the Old 97 Well they gave him his orders at Monroe Virginia Saying Stev…



Wrong Side of the Road Drinkin' the rest of last night's beer, staring at channel…