Walk of Shame
P!nk feat. Lily Rose Cooper Lyrics

One step, two steps, counting tiles on the floor
I am walking step by step while counting the tiles on the floor.

Three steps, four steps, guess this means that I'm a whore
I took a few more steps and now I am ashamed and feel like a prostitute.

Uh oh, hell no, how long 'til I reach the door?
I am worried about reaching the door and leaving this public place.

Fuck me, my feet are sore
I am expressing my discomfort due to the long walk I have taken.

I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot ass mess
I am wearing clothes from the night before and I look terrible.

Although my hair looks good 'cause I haven't slept yet
I have not slept enough, but my hair looks good.

Make the elevator come a little faster
I want the elevator to arrive quickly.

I'm pushing all the buttons but nothing's happening
Despite pressing all the elevator buttons, nothing is happening.

Please god don't let anybody see me
I am praying that nobody sees me in this embarrassing state.

Please god, I'll do anything you ask of me
I am willing to do anything in exchange for nobody seeing me in this state.

I promise no more walks of shame,
I am pledging to avoid these shameful situations in the future.

So walk this way!
Follow me and I will lead the way.

We're walking, we're walking
We are currently walking.

Last night's bubblegum, no more bubbles, no more yum
The leftover flavor from last night is no longer enjoyable.

Where'd I get the wristband? tell me there's no tramp stamp
I am unsure where I received a wristband and I hope I do not have an embarrassing tattoo.

One two three shoot, no I know this shit ain't cute
I am taking action to change my situation because it is not attractive.

But dammit man, it sure is fun
Despite the negative consequences, the experience is enjoyable.

Party 'til the sun wakes up
I partied all night until the sun came up.

Okay now raise your hands if you've ever been guilty
Admit to wrongdoing by raising your hands.

And clap clap clap like an if you walk with me
Celebrate walking with me by clapping.

I shouldn't have let them take my keys, take my keys
It was a mistake to let my friends take my car keys.

And left me here with too much beer
I was left behind with a lot of beer.

My friends, they hung me out to dry
My friends left me in this difficult situation.

It's not my fault and that's why.
I argue that it is not my fault and that is the reason why this happened.