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Patience
Paisley Sundae Lyrics

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Theo Von

1y↑226

https://bit.ly/theo-von

Devin Ramsey

If dak Prescott went 🤔

Christal Vanlear

Holy shit Theo…. “Last night we let the liquor talk” that was your grandma that’s all I’m saying.😂😂😂 holy fuck.

Chris Walker

Yo Theo if you wanna kill a hog with a knife get in touch. I can make it happen 100% for you. I live in Jennings Louisiana which is 3 hours west of covington on I-10. We hunt and kill them with knives all the time. Would love to have you as a guest. We went saw you in Baton Rouge last time you were in LA in Feb. You were awesome as you always are that night

JoshS89

kind of bullshit.... we all need it... and uhhh... gonna have to have it soon.... orr.... else.

JoshS89

why no theo caleb bod. every week?? wtf bro

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Samantha Lutz

1y↑3.5K

this podcast is like when you are at a sleepover and everyone is trying to sleep but can't stop giggling.

Acaidia

51w

This is a perfect comparison lmao

Aubrey Moore

51w↑1

Spot on

Filthysmug

52w

Always love that kinda moment

David Kamaunu

52w

i had that happen in jail the night before being transported.

marcus s

52w

For real

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luis barrios

1y↑356

I love Caleb’s laugh. It’s always like he’s not supposed to be laughing 😂😂😂

majestic910

52w

I don’t know why but this makes sense lol

Danielle Wilson

Like a quite Morgan wallen

Samuel Bohannon

1y↑896

Caleb saying “you ever seen security? Imagine more” was the most Theo thing he could say

Cedric Nora

1y↑2

@Samuel Bohannonunless he started doing that around the time Dangerfield and Rickles were rockin, Theo didn’t invent that shit 😂

Repent and believe in Jesus Christ

Repent to Jesus Christ ““Don’t be alarmed,” he said. “You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him.”
‭‭Mark‬ ‭16‬:‭6‬ ‭NIV‬‬
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Samuel Bohannon

1y↑3

@Delin Seurn I agree Theo has been using that style of joke for a long time

Delin Seurn

1y↑3

That's Theo's joke tbh

A Wiseman

1y↑2

Lmao this was a golden line in the pod 😂

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Taylor

1y↑875

The fact that Riley has this job is simply astonishing.

William Gernaat

51w

hes gone now

sheldon deegan

To be fair I thought Theo was saying “wydell” with his country ass

Bob Dobalena

Some of us have never heard of country music stars other than Carrie underwood or Garth Brooks so this Morgan fella isn’t there yet.

goonin

I love gobblers

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Lo

1y↑166

The running "gobbler", "last night" and "thought you should know" had me in tears

ChelseaOrgana

1y↑3

Theo doing Caleb’s grandma voice had me choking on my Marlboro 😂

jabberman64

1y↑6

Bro when theo spelled out “Slaves” i lost it. Hahahahaha

DieHardCards

1y↑161

Glad Theo has a friend like Caleb. He needs that. They have great chemistry. That would be a killer hang. But think about how crazy it is that Caleb, luke combs and chase rice all went to high school together. That’s wild.

skefman

@DieHardCards bruh keep fighting this fight I’m on your side

CrushCardz

How tf can you know what another man needs?

mickeydiamond

1y↑1

@AtonalApple Who says I'm pissed? 😂

AtonalApple

1y↑1

@mickeydiamond Man why did this comment piss you off so bad lmao

Nicholas

1y↑2

@mickeydiamond valid

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Andre BR

1y↑5.1K

Caleb being a recurring guest on Theo's show gives me the same level of excitement as when Theo would be a guest on Joe Rogan's. You just know the episode is gonna be good

Kylie

52w

We need another Rogan/Theo pod for certainly. And Rogan/Post Maloney on that note. Just cause

SuperAmericanism

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ I don't give my free will to anybody, be it magical entity or otherwise, but thanks

Repent and believe in Jesus Christ

Nennu

1y↑1

Theo And Caleb would be lightyears better than Joe and Theo. So many of Theo’s jokes go over Joe’s head

SuperAmericanism

@Electric said nobody ever

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Pathos

1y↑380

Theo just turned into a soundboard in this episode 😂

SassyLittleFrassie

Travers Finnerty 😂😂😂

AtonalApple

1y↑1

@Dosmurzayev Abylay 25:35

Dosmurzayev Abylay

1y↑5

@Noah Carmona oh man I wish someone will make time stamps for "coupla gobblers" here

Noah Carmona

1y↑5

@Ryan Rodarte I’ve been trying to find the time stamps of when he says it and I’m failing

Jaren Vince

1y↑5

@Ryan Rodarte he would just randomly come outta nowhere with that shit 😂😂😂

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sunnyd

1y↑90

riley failing to pull something up is my favorite part. theo’s reaction is so direct i love it

HarrySandersss

1y↑13

I have, with no shame, watched this entire podcast three times. Something about it being in the background at work makes the day a little easier. Onward

Kristijan Nusev

1y↑74

Need an actual combined podcast from these two. Such a genuine & positive connection, very rare in any podcast duo really

TomXXGunz

1y↑2

That would crash the internet.. they may be the only podcast that could be even close to Joe Rogan

Trever Farted

1y↑1.7K

These two together are hilarious, similar humor with outrageously different brains. Love it.

asonunique209

1y↑4

Hands down Trevor

Gaets

1y↑4

Exactly. Said it best

Blake of house Garrett

1y↑26

Absolutely. And it’s awesome seeing two naturally funny people, good people who actually like each other riff on one another. Whereas the dynamic of king and the sting was intolerable because Theo obviously couldn’t stand Brendan for the last couple years.

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Kevin

1y↑83

I’m glad these two have each other as good friends. Two gems.

Chris Rowsell

1y↑10

you just make sure theres no queering around out there

Schmusan 2021

52w↑1

Theo’s Michael Landon story is relevant in every conversation 😂

IaMSiNN3r

1y↑40

Theo Von and Caleb Pressley are my new favorite duo. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Ryan Connolly

1y↑62

Caleb and Theo vibe so well together, he’s forming his own gang and I love it

jrchavez

1y↑39

The whole part about if Theo would make a good Muslim or not at 54:20 was fucking hilarious. Caleb tried to set Theo up and he counters back smooth asf. “A lil taste of your own medicine” 😂

Casey Ryan

1y↑1.2K

Caleb laughs like a 13 year old who just smoked weed for the first time and feels like he did something super naughty. Legend.

smokedubs

Sounds Freudian what you telling us blood

Kieth J

1y↑2

I remember I smoked out a tent for my first time at 14. My friend told me not to laugh in front of his dad. Guess what I did as soon as I saw his dad 😂

L Alex 34

@Rob Reith same here, the majority of the students at my school had atleast tried it by 13. Quite a few were already smoking daily by that point 😂

jasonjavelin

Man Riley is a straight up enigma of a man but respect for being good natured about the questions hahaha

Rob Reith

1y↑1

@SaucyySam _ 13 was normal where I went to school for a lot of people.

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Andrew Griffin

1y↑6

Theo’s energy around this guy is so light and fun. It was never like that with Schaub or even Bobby. It was always sort of performative with them. Happy to see him free.

Benny Burbs

1y↑81

The “last night we let the liqour talk” bit just kept getting better

Łukasz Buczkowski

1y↑25

It's just heartwarming to watch these two being happy and so natural with each other

Joshua 2832

1y↑59

I wish these 2 did a full time podcast...It would be freaking huge!

Willy wooh

52w

Caleb always laughs like someone who is in class and heard a joke and is tryna hold it in 😂

Shrute Farms

1y↑30

Caleb’s giggle is so fricken cute! Theo making Caleb carry the whole podcast

Livin in the free world

1y↑3K

When every comedy podcast is featuring Bert, I’m glad this show exists

Dirk Diggler

1y↑1

Bert reading this comment 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

DynasticMirage

I'm super confused. What Bert? The guys name is Caleb Pressly. Did I miss something?

James Benton

Bert was better when he wasn't talking lol

wired to fish

Redbars watching

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Its LumberJack

1y↑9

I haven't seen much of Caleb but he seems like such a fun dude to be around. These guys are hilarious together

mnmsaregood1

1y↑2

Watch sundae conversation. All of them

Fiilthyy

1y↑10

I have never laughed this much at a podcast 🤣 these 2 need their own pod

JustHersh

1y↑27

The gobblers and the let the liquor talk call backs had me laughing through the entire episode

Bad Luck

1y↑45

Theo calling Turkey hunting fake prostitution was so quick witted I couldn’t even laugh I was just shocked lmao amazing brain that little fella has.

Ricky Boombotz

1y↑602

Caleb is carrying barstool. Sundae conversations is seriously some of the best content out there.

GG-Bogllin

Well Caleb.. and Glenny Balls of course.

Chris Rowsell

@pjmac550355 bro only thing people like is Sundae convos

yallknowitsme

1y↑1

I dont watch any barstool content besides him

Jackson Costello

Had no idea it was football season only and I’ve followed it for a long time

Portland Goose

@Tyler Berg just reminding you that you arent the center of the universe bud

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00JJ

1y↑2

2 brothers from another mother here. Calebs Satire on Sundae Conversations is top notch, and Theo is uniquely great.

Tiflozun

1y↑3

Watching you guys start off the show in such a vulnerable state was fun af! Amazing content ❤😂🤣

Daniel

1y↑9

For once I have to thank tiktok and these youtube shorts because Theo is finally getting the recognition he deserves. His sense of humor is unmatched.

Bonnie

1y↑6

Their relentless questioning of Riley is too funny.

Manny Hefley

1y↑19

1:21:28 I genuinely almost choked and died from laughing

The Filthy Gypsies

1y↑1

My favourite bit too 😂

katie chatelain

1y↑649

Riley is a national treasure. The long pauses and just overall cluelessness is unbelievable.

mnmsaregood1

@javcar24 lmfao

bryan hartline

@Grant Masden Theo is pretty Christian-friendly

Grant Masden

1y↑1

I’m honestly surprised he works for Theo with hot devote he is to his faith.

Chelsea

I feel like every podcast now has a Riley lol

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Sheldon Lee

1y↑12

As a hunter my whole life I cannot understate how much I would give or pay to go hunting with the two of them. When Caleb said you kept calling him Dyslexic Ed I almost fell over laughing. That's such a funny bit to do while the boys are hanging out around camp, especially considering Ed is a 50 year old absolutely dead serious life long hunter. Loved the pod

Matty Dips

1y↑7

These 2 need to have a full time podcast together they gel so well and its so damn funny

HNC

1y↑28

Best
Duo
Ever!
I could listen to these to vibe it every day. If there was a daily show with these two, with a paid subscription, I’d say shut up and take my money!

Neal Lott

1y↑4

Everybody needs a Theo I'm their lives 🤣. True friend with no sugar coating

ChelseaOrgana

1y↑2

Theo and Caleb are the reason I only get 6 hours of sleep at night. The bromance is real 😂

High value

1y↑731

I would PAY big $ to see Theo, Caleb, and Riff Raff do a podcast!😂

Kyle Bell

Only if there were brief check ins with Riley

Orkob

@Go bengals yeah him too

Jason Meador

1y↑1

That would be gold!!

Miles McWayne

1y↑1

GOATED COMMENT

Ryan Bob

THIS!!!!!

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Fat Duncan & Yvonne Dirty

1y↑15

1:21:29 I must of rewatched this part like 50 times and it still makes me laugh 😂😂😂
This whole podcast was amazing

polo bubble vest

1y↑1

that was one of the funniest moments in the history of recorded video

Chulo Santana

1y↑4

As good as he is in character it’s awesome to see Caleb how he really is. Great cast

J B

1y↑8

These two have got the best chemistry, really infectious laughter as well 😂

PODLIFE

1y↑8

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder than I did on this episode 🤣 I’ve watched it like 5 times 😂

Patrick Roche

1y↑9

The two of you should really make a show together or have a podcast or something. Electric chemistry

Davis Schlichte

1y↑355

I speak for everyone when I say we need a king and the sting type show but with Theo and Caleb. These two are the most perfect duo man, had me rolling the whole time.

Cody M

Theo, Caleb, Riff Raff and Druski would be one of the best shows ever.

Candice Nolan

1y↑2

And.... RIFF RAFF! Get that turquoise tornado up in the mix

Brayden Gaune

1y↑2

Looking at Schaubs face, that show should’ve been called the King and the Stung

Hawaiian Punch

1y↑3

And both hosts would be funny!

Aaron Davenport

1y↑3

Yes!!!!!!!!

Gdub

1y↑4

When these guys just hang like casual friends I can’t stop laughing. They fit the same dumbass humor my friend group and I have. My face is hurting from laughing so hard. They are on the same vibe so they know what makes each other laugh. Definitely recommend smoking and watching this podcast💯😂

Zack Adamec

1y↑8

These two were absolutely born to create content together and you can't tell me different 😂 this is gold.

Jake Hackman-Salazar

1y↑4

I'm 20 minutes in and this is the most I've ever laughed while listening to a podcast. You boys together are magical haha. Amazing stuff

David _

1y↑5

Love how Theo tries to get sophisticated, issuing orders to Riley to bring up stuff on the internet, like he's Joe Rogan asking Jamie for stuff, but Riley's like "Urgh - wuh?" and brings up something totally wrong. It's a friggin beautiful thing to behold !

mari h

1y↑6

I love Caleb! its refreshing to see him outside his Sundae Convo character aka the real him 😂

Brandon Beliveau

1y↑432

I think the best part of Caleb coming on this show is hearing his laugh...absolutely love Sundae Conversation but seeing his genuine self is totally awesome!

FooGaawz ⛤

1y↑1

@2519JMAN great comment it’s so good lmao

Erik

1y↑2

Yea I wish he played more content of his general life he has a fun life

2519JMAN

1y↑6

great comment its so good lmao

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Brian Patterson

1y↑3

They need to do a podcast together full time my favorite 2 people to listen too and make me laugh I could be having the worst day and see ether one them and immediately be in a better mood Theo could make a joke directly about what I’m upset about and I couldn’t be mad or anything just laugh

travis delima

52w

“you got Adam, you got Eve, you got their 3 sons” “where did the rest of um come from” beat part of the whole thing

Jeff Rogers

1y↑48

You could make the next 10 episodes with Caleb and id be more than okay with it

Mewgiah

1y↑6

This is one of the best podcasts I've ever seen. I literally couldn't stop giggling every few minutes due to how infectious Theo and Caleb are together.

I never thought someone would be able to match Theo's energy. Too bad they don't have a show together because that would be the best.

Also glad Theo has a genuine friend that makes him smile so much. Love to see our boy happy.

Shayna Chang

1y↑8

Theo not being able to think of a single animal besides a rhino just cracked me

VzwsoN

1y↑2

These two have unstoppable chemistry together.

Incredible.

Big E

1y↑683

Theo and Caleb have good chemistry. This is one of the funniest pods in a while. Do more content together. Theo and Caleb should have a show

Christopher McCormick

1y↑1

Theo is on the record that he wants to do a show with Caleb. It may happen.

Brock N

1y↑1

@Jamie Andrei I ALMOST typed that as well 😆 🤣

Jamie Andrei

1y↑3

+ Riff Raff for a threeway.. 🔥

Angus Mcnabb

1y↑7

@Jadonploxyou must be fun at parties

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Finding JC

1y↑13

Caleb’s laugh sounds like the kind of laugh you do when you’re not suppose to be laughing 😂

Bonnie

To me it seems like he is trying to keep his laugh in check instead of losing it, lol.

Lisa-Marie Salley

51w

I've watched this whole podcast 6 times now and it's still funny

B8

1y↑6

Can we talk about how dope of a guy Theo is tho for adding however many shows so his fans aren’t gettin their pockets picked by resellers 💯

Keegan Nichols

1y↑4

This is the funniest podcast I've seen. These guys need to do a show together

Ratatouille

This podcast be helping me through my shitty job of cleaning house’s my dream is just too see theo’s stand up live! Theo is the most cutest gooofy dude and I have a parasocial crush on this man foreal !

Frida

1y↑521

This episode is the equivalent of two 11-year-old best buds having a sleepover... Giggling and stuff LMAO they're so cute

Shayquaza

1y↑1

They’re both kind of dressed like kids too lmao

Kay-C

1y↑1

@Isaac they’re literally both comedians...

Isaac

@Kay-C it’s not a comedy podcast

speakertrees

@Kay-C ya i think it was the sexualization of it. Which is w.e I guess. Gl hf

Kay-C

1y↑1

@speakertrees weird you’re watching a comedy podcast

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Kieth J

1y↑3

Every now and then I come back to this podcast thinking is Riley still with us. Then Theo proceeded to say his name. Hell yes!! Riley the champ 😂

Michael Gregory Horner

1y↑1

Always tune in when y'all are together, dynamics between you two is hilarious.

Visuals to You

1y↑1

It's funny just how helpful a podcast can be for someone having a tough time

Gregory Phillips

1y↑8

Such loveable people. I'm so glad these guys are friends and share their comedy stylings with the world.

Andrew Todd

1y↑11

Caleb, nick Swardson, Davi Spade, Riff Raff, Dirt Nasty, and Yung Grvy… all the best guests and chemistry with Theo. All these guys are best

Ephraim Leal

1y↑3

Bobby Lee?!?

Ian Simpson

1y↑709

Dude the one thing Riley had to do the whole podcast he googled the wrong shit had me crying laughing that was hilarious 😂

Devine Beats

1y↑2

Agreed. That not Michael Waddell, that's Mickael Widdle 🤣🤣🤣

Chris Rowsell

1y↑4

dude was brutal

Garrett

1y↑45

@Kyle Bell right I still can't figure out if it's him deep in character or not but then I realized that if it's really how he is, that just makes Theo that much more genius keeping him around lol

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Tom Sevcik

1y↑3

Please do a podcast together guys! I can feel it. Just you guys both and some guests fairly often would be a hit. Just find a great name and theme. Your gold! I mean it!!

Tom Sevcik

Maybe This Past Sunday. just an idea

Eric Kollmansberger

1y↑1

Omg this was hilarious. Within the first 30 seconds I was rolling 😅 Both are hilarious! I could totally see theses guys doing more collabs

Brandon Bonaudo

1y↑7

The fact that these two gems are friends is amazing. Amazing content lmao.

Tical JARVIS

1y↑2

Caleb & Glenny are the best thing about barstool by far!! Caleb has so much potential yet to be utilized

Master Meeks

1y↑2

If we don’t get a Caleb/Theo pod outta this then it’s all for not.

Great Show, guys. Well done.

Oscar Torres

1y↑287

Theo and Caleb are a dream team duo we need more of

Shane Tolson

1y↑1

You’re definitely onto Something 👍

DASARI Music

1y↑1

💯💯💯

Ty Adams

1y↑10

These two need their own show…

x3.x3

1y↑2

these 2 need to have a weekly podcast together!

Simply D

1y↑5

That whole turkey segment had me in tears 😂😂

jbis6

1y↑3

Definitely my favourite duo on the internet , need to make Caleb a regular guest for sure !

Chevy_OK

1y↑3

Caleb and Theo together is everything

James Venkatrao

1y↑190

I love how Theo checks up on Riley every now and then hoping that the next answer will be more interesting than the last

nug

1y↑3

He lying, though😂😂

Jess Ramirez

1y↑6

Lol at the on Theo’s face when the camera cuts back to him after asking him “the other people”

Abigail Toomey

1y↑28

& they never are…

Justin

Man I love these two cats together! Great podcast boys!

Kevin

1y↑1

As funny as the turkey story was, I really love how they brought the perspective of eating processed food from a restaurant and compared it to the field-to-table style. Theres so many people that love to bash hunters even while they simultaneously wouldn’t hesitate to chow down on some chicken wings at a bar.

Connor Mason

1y↑1

Man their sundae conversation brought me here these guys need to do a podcast together

Townsend Hamilton

1y↑7

My favorite part is Caleb telling Luke to make changes to his songs 😂😂

Rylee Lamson

1y↑3

How do these two not have their own show yet?!

Pepper Brooks

1y↑404

Theo, Caleb, Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker could be the greatest sleep over ever imaginable

Ben Redden

Nick Mullen is the werid kid who’s house it’s at

Justin Mahoney

@Rebecca Flores this chicks hot y’all trippin

QTGramps420

1y↑1

Nick Mullen is invited

k bensley

this would be gold

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Crystal Umberger

1y↑10

I love how much you guys make each other giggle!

Clay Rester

1y↑2

one of the best episodes ive heard in a minute...
definitely one of the better "Theo Duos" out there...

Penny-Pacca Owens

Good damn show. Theo always keeps me in a state of jiggle and you 2 together paired up nicely.

Thad C

1y↑2

The subtle slams on DE through the whole pod we’re killing me 😂

EARTHBOUND806

1y↑2

This whole episode is like when you stay the night at your friends house and you stayed up too late binging on little Debbie's and sodas and now you're so sleepy every sound out of yalls mouths makes you laugh.

Chili Styles

1y↑330

I feel like Theo is about to or is currently reaching another level in his career and I'm so fucking happy for it.

RonnySwanton

1y↑1

@Watcher505 tf?

Daniel

It's all these shorts and tiktoks people are finally seeing his sense of humor.

DårK Šøûł

1y↑1

@Watcher505 Me too

Watcher505

1y↑3

He's about to come out of the closet real soon too. Which is great.

guibble gabble

Yes sir

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Illuminati

This episode is so great theo and Caleb are great together it would be nice if they did a pod together.

EmmyCorrigan

No for real Caleb, the idea you have for sundae conversations is a yes from us! We want them anytime all the time whenever you can get em

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