Internet Goin' Nutz
Paul Wall Lyrics


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Okay, on this computer, gon' see what it do
"Paul, you've got mail"
Let's see what new e-mails I've got
"I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
Hit me on this e-mail, I'ma hit 'em back, see what it do
What they talkin' 'bout
Well I got me a couple pictures on this e-mail too
We gon' see what they talkin' 'bout man, okay

I'm comin' straight up outta that chat room, and live from the message board
I'm at the crib all by myself, chattin' online when I'm bored
Oh my Lord, Black Planet got all the {hoes} and all the freaks
I'll get your page and send a note, then hit me back when it's time to creep
I'm tryin' to reach this girl Monique, her screen name is Chyna Doll
She's light brown with big thighs, and standin' five foot seven tall
If she don't call me it's okay, I'll hit up SexyEyez02
Sophomore at TSU, and she run track, that's what it do
I'll send a note to my girl Crystal, she ShootiNStarr99
She uploaded some sexy pictures and oh my God that girl is fine
Wine and dine, but not this time, I pimp the keyboard, I'm online
Talkin' fly in the chat room, my conversation is goin' down
Where you from? Where you at? Lil' momma sho' talkin' nice
I tell her meet me at U of H right by the towers later on tonight
I'm sendin' all my girls a kite, I'm tryin' to find some internet hype
Just hit me up on my Sidekick, I'm signin' off and I'm switchin' the site

[Chorus]
"I've got the internet goin' nuts" "I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
"I've got the internet goin' nuts" "I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
"I've got the internet goin' nuts" "I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
"P-P-Paul Wall baby, what'chu know 'bout me"
"I'm on that five nine South Lee baby, holla at me"

Okay I signed on to this Dallas Peeps, on the hunt for a couple freaks
I'm logged on and I'm ready to chat, where you at let's meet and great
These sexy {hoes} at U and T, I'm sendin' e-notes talkin' fly
If you lookin' for late night love, holla at me girl I'm your guy
I met a girl on College Club, her screen name was Jazzy Brown
She told me when I come to her town, to hit her up and it's goin' down
She e-mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boy
I was ready to pay her a visit, she used to look like Ke-Toi
But, one too many Almond Joys, I went and seen this girl in person
But when that big {bitch} opened the door I damn near started cryin' and cursin'
(Damn) Just too many mega bites and, not enough roadrunner
But big girls need love too, so I beat it up like Royal Rumble
Shit, lil' momma looked like a whale she broke the scale
I told her baby I gotta bail, I won't tell if you won't tell
What the hell, the first minute I got in range of the nearest Dell
I changed my screen name and my number, this internet pimpin still prevails

[Chorus]

So I log on to the Facebook, I'm tryin' to find me a good look
I'm lookin' for a lil' one night love, I throw the bait and they bite the hook
I holla at that boy Goo, my potnah puttin' me up on game
He let me know which girls are freaks and e-mailed me they screen names
I hit 'em up like it ain't no thang, how you do and it's nice to meet cha
Late night a few e-mails later I'm knockin' senorita out her sneakers
Check me out on my own website, DJPaulWall.com
Hit me up on that home board and we can chat baby all night long
What's the scoop you goin' to school? Maybe pimpin that 9 to 5?
Download my computer love, and get a taste of my hard drive
I'm on the search for cyber sluts, lookin' at pics on in the mix
Tryin' to find a computer check with a web cam that'll make a flick
Hit me up on that AOL, Instant Messenger what it do
My D-S-L is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshu
You got some potnahs that's just like you? Call your crew and I'll call mine too
Just take a look at my hit count, this internet pimpin' thing ain't new





[Chorus]

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Paul Wall's "Internet Going Nutz" are about the experiences of online relationships and virtual connections. The song highlights the process of connecting with women online, chatting through various social media websites, and taking them out on a date. The rapper uses various screen names, such as Chyna Doll, Jazzy Brown, ShootiNStarr99, and SexyEyez02, to connect with women on various social media platforms, including Black Planet, College Club, and Facebook. The lyrics also showcase the downside of online dating, including misrepresentation of oneself, as evidenced when the rapper connected with a woman who appeared different from what was in her picture.


The song is a reflection of the era when online dating was still new and many people were still trying to figure out how to use the internet to connect with others. It also highlights the dangers of online dating, including the possibility of meeting someone who misrepresents their identity, causing disappointment and even harm. The repeated refrain of "I've got the internet going nuts," emphasizes the rap artist's ability to navigate online communication and connect with a variety of women.


Line by Line Meaning

Okay, on this computer, gon' see what it do
Let's see what this computer can do, I'm going to use it now


"Paul, you've got mail"
Someone just sent me an email


Let's see what new e-mails I've got
I'm going to check my inbox for new emails


"I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
I'm receiving a lot of attention and activity on the internet


Hit me on this e-mail, I'ma hit 'em back, see what it do
Send me an email, I'll reply and see what happens


What they talkin' 'bout
I'm curious about the content of the emails


Well I got me a couple pictures on this e-mail too
I also received some pictures in the email


We gon' see what they talkin' 'bout man, okay
Let's find out what the emails are about, alright


I'm comin' straight up outta that chat room, and live from the message board
I'm participating actively in chat rooms and message boards


I'm at the crib all by myself, chattin' online when I'm bored
I'm alone at home, chatting online to pass time


Oh my Lord, Black Planet got all the {hoes} and all the freaks
Black Planet has a lot of attractive women and wild individuals


I'll get your page and send a note, then hit me back when it's time to creep
I'll visit your profile and send you a message, let's connect later


I'm tryin' to reach this girl Monique, her screen name is Chyna Doll
I'm attempting to contact a girl named Monique with the screen name Chyna Doll


She's light brown with big thighs, and standin' five foot seven tall
She has a light brown complexion, curvy thighs, and is five feet seven inches tall


If she don't call me it's okay, I'll hit up SexyEyez02
If she doesn't contact me, that's fine, I'll contact SexyEyez02 instead


Sophomore at TSU, and she run track, that's what it do
She is a college sophomore at Texas Southern University and participates in track


I'll send a note to my girl Crystal, she ShootiNStarr99
I'm going to send a message to Crystal, whose username is ShootiNStarr99


She uploaded some sexy pictures and oh my God that girl is fine
She posted attractive photos, she looks amazing


Wine and dine, but not this time, I pimp the keyboard, I'm online
No need for traditional dating, I'm focused on online interactions


Talkin' fly in the chat room, my conversation is goin' down
Engaging in engaging conversations in the chat room, my interactions are successful


Where you from? Where you at? Lil' momma sho' talkin' nice
Asking people about their origin and location, a girl is speaking kindly


I tell her meet me at U of H right by the towers later on tonight
I instruct her to meet me at the University of Houston near the towers later tonight


I'm sendin' all my girls a kite, I'm tryin' to find some internet hype
I'm sending messages to all the girls, looking for some online excitement


Just hit me up on my Sidekick, I'm signin' off and I'm switchin' the site
Contact me using my Sidekick device, I'm logging off and changing to a different website


"I've got the internet goin' nuts" "I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
The internet is buzzing with activity because of me


"P-P-Paul Wall baby, what'chu know 'bout me"
I'm Paul Wall, do you know anything about me?


"I'm on that five nine South Lee baby, holla at me"
I'm located at the address 59 South Lee, contact me


Okay I signed on to this Dallas Peeps, on the hunt for a couple freaks
I joined the Dallas Peeps website, searching for some wild individuals


I'm logged on and I'm ready to chat, where you at let's meet and great
I'm online and prepared to chat, let's meet up and have fun


These sexy {hoes} at U and T, I'm sendin' e-notes talkin' fly
There are attractive women at the University of Texas, I'm messaging them and having engaging conversations


If you lookin' for late night love, holla at me girl I'm your guy
If you're interested in late-night intimacy, reach out to me, I'm the right person


I met a girl on College Club, her screen name was Jazzy Brown
I encountered a girl named Jazzy Brown on College Club


She told me when I come to her town, to hit her up and it's goin' down
She informed me that when I visit her city, I should contact her for some excitement


She e-mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boy
She sent me an old photo of herself before she became a mother


I was ready to pay her a visit, she used to look like Ke-Toi
I was prepared to meet her in person, she used to resemble Ke-Toi (someone)


But, one too many Almond Joys, I went and seen this girl in person
However, she had gained weight, and I regretted meeting her


But when that big {bitch} opened the door I damn near started cryin' and cursin'
But when that overweight woman opened the door, I was shocked and upset


(Damn) Just too many mega bites and, not enough roadrunner
I had encountered too many large women without enough attractive ones


But big girls need love too, so I beat it up like Royal Rumble
However, larger women deserve love as well, so I engaged in intimate relations with her


Shit, lil' momma looked like a whale she broke the scale
Wow, she looked extremely overweight, she exceeded the weight limit


I told her baby I gotta bail, I won't tell if you won't tell
I informed her that I had to leave, but I promised not to reveal our encounter


What the hell, the first minute I got in range of the nearest Dell
What a surprise, as soon as I found a computer from the brand Dell


I changed my screen name and my number, this internet pimpin still prevails
I decided to change my online identity and contact information, but I'm still successful in finding partners online


So I log on to the Facebook, I'm tryin' to find me a good look
I log in to Facebook, aiming to find an attractive person


I'm lookin' for a lil' one night love, I throw the bait and they bite the hook
I'm searching for a brief sexual encounter, I initiate contact and they show interest


I holla at that boy Goo, my potnah puttin' me up on game
I talk to my friend Goo, who keeps me informed about the situation


He let me know which girls are freaks and e-mailed me they screen names
He informed me about the promiscuous girls and emailed me their usernames


I hit 'em up like it ain't no thang, how you do and it's nice to meet cha
I message them casually, asking how they're doing and expressing pleasure in meeting them


Late night a few e-mails later I'm knockin' senorita out her sneakers
After exchanging a few emails late at night, I have sexual intercourse with the girl


Check me out on my own website, DJPaulWall.com
Visit my personal website, DJPaulWall.com


Hit me up on that home board and we can chat baby all night long
Contact me on the homepage and we can chat for hours


What's the scoop you goin' to school? Maybe pimpin that 9 to 5?
What's your situation? Are you a student or working a regular job?


Download my computer love, and get a taste of my hard drive
Experience my virtual love, and discover the intensity of my passion


I'm on the search for cyber sluts, lookin' at pics on in the mix
I'm searching for promiscuous individuals online, browsing through explicit photos


Tryin' to find a computer check with a web cam that'll make a flick
Attempting to find someone with a webcam who is willing to create explicit content


Hit me up on that AOL, Instant Messenger what it do
Contact me on AOL's Instant Messenger, let's see what happens


My D-S-L is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshu
My DSL internet connection is very fast, I'm searching for sexual gratification


You got some potnahs that's just like you? Call your crew and I'll call mine too
Do you have friends who are similar to you? Bring your friends along and I'll do the same


Just take a look at my hit count, this internet pimpin' thing ain't new
Take a look at the number of people visiting my webpage, this form of online promiscuity is not a recent trend


"I've got the internet goin' nuts" "I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
The internet is buzzing with activity because of me




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Written by: CRAIG LAWSON, WRITER UNKNOWN

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