Table For Two
Peaches and Crime Lyrics

Come over here hot boys don't you worry I'm nice
Addressing a group of attractive men, inviting them over and assuring them of friendliness.

Have you ever heard of the woman named Heidi Fleiss
Bringing up the notorious Madame Heidi Fleiss to suggest a potential arrangement.

I got a lusty proposition that I know will suffice
Implying a sexual offer that will satisfy their desires.

Let me lay out this condition that I know will entice
Presenting specific rules for participation that will be alluring.

I wanna take you home get you satisfied
Expressing desire to bring them home and ensure their satisfaction.

Drugged out sexed up however you fly
Indicating a willingness to accommodate their preferences regarding drug use and sexual kinks.

Just one thing I can't compromise
Making it clear that there is one non-negotiable request.

I wanna see you work it guy on guy
Asking for the men to engage in sexual activity with one another.

I wanna see you boys get down with each other
Reiterating the desire for the men to engage in homosexual activity.

I wanna see you do your lil nasty brother
Encouraging them to engage in sexual acts considered taboo or perverse.

Two guys for every girl
Specifying the number of men expected to participate in relation to the number of women present.

Once you boys get started you'll be at it for hours
Predicting a lengthy sexual encounter once they begin.

Come on boys I know your not damn cowards
Challenging their bravery and motivation to engage in sexual behavior.

Just remember an ass is an ass
Suggesting that all booty is equal when it comes to sexual preference.

So roll over have yourself a blast
Encouraging them to have fun and let loose during the encounter.

Don't get me wrong I'm not afraid to lap up the Venus
Asserting that the artist is not opposed to having sexual encounters with women.

Don't get me wrong I'm not afraid to fill up my back
Reiterating that the artist is open to various sexual acts and positions.

Don't get me wrong I'm not afraid to be a wet freak
Emphasizing a willingness to engage in kinky or wet sexual behavior.

But its time for the brothers to take a pass
Suggesting that the men should take a break from sexual activity with women and instead focus on each other.

Working both bones and I'm not in the set
Implying that the artist is not currently participating but is watching the men engage sexually with each other.

I'm waiting while white your licking sucking getting a sweat
Describing what the men are doing in explicit detail.

Just when you realize there's nothing left to regret
Suggesting that the encounter has reached a point of no return and further action must be taken.

Move on over number one's about to rock it
Announcing that the singer is about to join in on the action.

I'll slink in when you boys are in a french knot
Describing how the artist plans to enter the sexual encounter.

We play a game its like your gonna get caught
Suggesting that the situation is risqué and has an element of danger or excitement.

That's the time you're gonna get so damn hot
Implying that the arousal and sexual energy will increase at this point.

You wanna see my pussy pop pop pop
Making a suggestive comment about the singer's genitals.

I'll be hitting bottom you'll be blowing your top
Describing the sexual positions and actions about to occur.

No no no baby I ain't carrying mace
Assuring the men that the artist is not carrying any protection or weapons.

Did you feel something just spraying your face
Making a crude joke about ejaculation.

He's covered in marmalade [Repeats]
Using a nonsensical line to add to the sexual nature of the song.

Slapping your dicks all over the place
Describing the sexual acts occurring in explicit detail.

Rubbing that shit all up in your face [Repeats]
Using another crude line to further emphasize the sexual nature of the encounter.