In the House
Pete & SmoothC.l. Rock Lyrics

I'd like to introduce myself
I am a new presence, here to make myself known.

Check it out and give me my 'spect
Take a closer look and acknowledge my skills and accomplishments.

Hit the lights and I appear beyond the stratosphere of Meccable function
I bring a level of energy and talent that is out of this world.

And if you're pretty let your lady sleep in Carmel City
If you have a beautiful companion, let her relax and enjoy the luxurious surroundings of Carmel City.

Begin and end the day on Lennon hunts for beachfronts
Start and finish your day by searching for the perfect beachfront location, just like John Lennon did.

To lit blunts, now all agreed we're sippin OJ with the Dom P
We are smoking marijuana and drinking a combination of orange juice and Dom Perignon champagne, which we all enjoy.

Bounce and bring it like it counts to be Luccified
Dance and perform with full confidence and energy, as if it is the most important thing in the world.

CL is sextified and women spell me nationwide
I am viewed as a sex symbol by women across the country.

You say you want my lips where and I can grab your what?
You are expressing interest in kissing me in a certain place, and I am responding with a playful innuendo about holding your body.

I love your hips legs breasts faces with the firm butt
I appreciate all aspects of your physical appearance, particularly your toned buttocks.

Now feel the muscle when I hustle in the bedsheets
Experience the strength and intensity of my sexual performance in the bedroom.

Cause my manly treats can hit the fridge for more sweet
My abilities in bed are so satisfying that you may need to replenish your energy with a snack from the fridge afterward.

SPLASH, and let me do my thing til it's hot and sweaty
Let's engage in vigorous sexual activity until we are both sweating and exhausted.

Reload the CamCorder, I guess by then you'll be ready
Let's pause for a moment to recharge the video camera, and then resume our sexual activity when you are ready.

Cause All My Children got One Life to Live
Life is short, so we should enjoy ourselves and make the most of our time.

But knockin wifey out the box is clearly a negative
Cheating on one's spouse or partner is never a good idea.

I'm in rugged wears with fancy facial wears
I am wearing clothing that is both tough and stylish.

And all the real shit come in pairs, and bounce em in the house y'all
The best things in life come in twos, and we should celebrate and enjoy them in this house.

Back again, I'm here to win, to bust rhymes on beats again
I have returned with a vengeance, ready to impress with my rhyming abilities over beats once more.

Copycats and rugrats, sit back and watch a champion
Lesser imitators and inexperienced individuals should observe and learn from a true master of the craft.

It's time to wreck shop and show the world I'm true to hip-hop
It is time to showcase my skills and dedication to the art of hip-hop to the world at large.

So check the style and peace to niggas in the penile
Take note of my unique style, and give respect to those who are incarcerated.

Now umm, it's the original Funky Chicken tactic
I am employing a dance move known as the Funky Chicken, which has been around for some time.

I run game on your brain for the fame cause I'm active
I am skilled at mentally manipulating others in order to gain fame and attention, and I am always active and on the move.

You try to follow in my footsteps, you can't do it
Others may try to emulate or imitate me, but they will never be able to match my level of skill and creativity.

It's Pete Rock and CL Smooth to the utmost
We are Pete Rock and CL Smooth, and we bring our best possible performance to every situation.

From coast to coast, the music makes you overdose
Our music is so powerful and intoxicating that it can overwhelm and overtake you, no matter where you are in the country.

You fiend, for the gangsta lean, I makes you scream
You are craving the gangsta lean dance move, and I am providing the musical accompaniment that makes you want to scream with excitement.

Rugged Bro Soul on the scene
We bring a tough, masculine energy to the music scene.

A.k.a. the funk doer, numero uno, that means
We are known as the ones who create and bring the funk, and we are number one in our field.

Number one I get the job done plus I pack a gun
I am the best at what I do, and I am also armed and prepared if necessary.

So run, and tell your peoples you'll be on the lookout
Spread the word to your friends and associates that they should be wary of me and my skills.

It's all about "Who's in the House?" with the funk
The most important thing right now is to determine who is present and bringing the funk to the house.

Money up steps the new era of my lyrical terror
I am ushering in a new period of powerful and frightening lyrics.

Funkadelic for lightin up spots ever since little tots
We have been creating electrifying and funk-infused music for as long as we can remember.

When the dust settle I'm packin heavy metal plenty
When everything is said and done, I will be heavily armed and prepared for whatever comes my way.

The drop'll slaughter many, strictly off illegal entry
My arrival will lead to many casualties, often through illegal means of entry.

It's elementary Watson, I drive a Benz not a Datsun
It is obvious, my dear Watson, that I am wealthy and drive a Mercedes-Benz rather than a less expensive Datsun.

Before my kicks hit the stage, we've been Foot Locking
Before I even begin performing, I have been shopping at Foot Locker for the perfect shoes.

Body rockin to keep the ladies flockin with a concoction
I am using my impressive dance moves to attract and keep the attention of women, along with my signature blend of music.

Rippin your blouse for no less than arrest in Morehouse
I am tearing off your blouse and engaging in sexual activity with you, even if it means getting arrested at Morehouse College.

My teeth prints where my knife slits, we train em
I leave my bite marks when I cut people with my knife, and I am skilled at training others to do the same.

And scar em like pits, off vibes of the Mecca joint
I am capable of inflicting significant scars on others, aided by the powerful atmosphere and energy of the Mecca music scene.

Vibe to position, never runnin out of ammunition
I am always ready and prepared for anything, and I never run out of ammunition or ideas.

Now to the heart, I'm steppin with a concealed weapon
I am approaching this situation with my most powerful and deadly weapon, concealed and ready to use if necessary.

Nothing's calm when the bomb blaze you know the phrase
Things always get chaotic and explosive when I am present, as everyone knows.

It's Pete Rock and CL Smooth knockin nowadays
We are the ones who are bringing the noise and making an impact right now.

Eastside kid, you don't want none, so catch a relay
I am a tough and formidable opponent from the East side, and you should steer clear if you don't want to face me. So pass the baton or continue running the relay race.

I'm lettin off on anybody tryin to steal my DJ
I will not tolerate anyone trying to take my DJ or otherwise interfere with my live performances, and I will let them know it.

Pete Rock is in the house, CL is in the house
We are present and accounted for, ready to bring our best to the house and show everyone what we are capable of.