WTF
Pharrell Williams Missy Elliott Lyrics

The dance you doing is dumb
I don't like the dance you're doing

How they do where you from
What's the proper way to do the dance where you're from?

Stickin' out your tongue girl, but you know you're too young
You're too young to be acting like that

A bunch of girls do it and the shit looks fun
It looks like a fun dance when a group of girls do it

That's how they do it where we from
That's how we do it in our hometown

You know it don't start till one, that's how they do it where they from
The party doesn't start until one, that's how they do it in their hometown

I'm so faded, no exaggeration
I'm really drunk, not exaggerating

Backs breakin' like a percolation
Our backs are moving like the bubbling of coffee in a percolator

Boys to the yard for some hip spankin'
The boys are coming over to see some hot dancing

Where you make it drop down like you in the matrix
Dancing so well, you look like you're bending the rules of reality like in the movie 'The Matrix'

Can't take it, them chicks been fakin'
I can't handle it, those girls are faking their dance moves

Ya'll still sleep, better stay awakened
You're all still unaware, you should wake up and pay attention

Hot new dance for the hood to make it
This is a new and popular dance for the neighborhood to do

Make the dope move fast, make them think you drinkin'
Make the dance moves look amazing, like you're intoxicating

Head to the floor don't collect that though
Keep dancing, don't stop to pick up anything you drop on the floor

You better huddle up cause the beat's so cold
Get close together to feel the cold beat of the music

Pop that, pop that, cock and reload
Dance provocatively and prepare to do it again

This another hit, I got an ace in the hole
This is another great song, I have a winning strategy

Boys on my back, playa did you peep that?
Guys are looking at me, did you notice?

You got a small stack, playa, you can keep that
You have less money than me, you can keep it

I'm a Big Mac make you wanna eat that
I'm irresistible, like a Big Mac burger that makes you want to eat it

Like m-m-m-m-m, yak it to the yak
Making a strange sound like a yak

Junk in the trunk make you pumps in the bump
Having a curvy butt makes you want to dance

Girls wanna have fun make you stickin' out your tongue
Girls just want to have a good time, that's why they're sticking out their tongues

I come into this bitch like liquid
I'm entering this place smoothly and confidently

Drip, drip, drip, then the business
I'm making a dramatic entrance, dripping with style

Click, click, get the picture
Let's capture the moment, take a picture of this

Hermés Trismegistus, witness and get lifted
Referring to the mythical figure of Hermes Trismegistus, if you see me, you'll be amazed and lifted

Basic, nigga I was born in the basement
I may seem basic, but I came from humble beginnings

Shape shift, nigga I think like a spaceship
I'm capable of transforming and thinking on a cosmic level

False, oh-nah-nah-nah
That's not true, that's a false statement

I am so different than ya'll, so far apart
I'm completely unique and different from everyone else, I stand out

The way that I balance the bars, I never fall
I have a unique way of rapping that keeps my lyrics in perfect balance and I never mess up

And if I do I just call the almighty yellow star, God
If I do make a mistake, I can fix it with a simple prayer to God

Lyrically I'm Optimus Prime
As a rapper, I am the equivalent of the powerful robot in 'Transformers', Optimus Prime

Look how I drive, look at my ride
Check out how I perform and the luxury vehicle I own

When I go by, smoke in your eyes
I am so impressive that it's like smoke is coming off of me and blinding people

So open your eyes, the joke's on you guys
Pay attention and realize that you're missing out on something great

And you ain't gotta be a mason in the see through, some of this shit on occasion
You don't have to be a secret society member to understand some of the deep and profound things I say occasionally

I'm like kak-a-rak-a-rak-rak-a-rak-a-rak
I'm making a unique sound, like a beatbox

Make a new track, make 'em fall on they crack
Create a fresh new song and make the listeners fall on their backs in excitement

Give 'em a slap, appetizer and smack
Entertain them with a quick appetizer of my skills, then hit them with a main course of awesomeness

I'm so fat in the back, make the boys all collapse
I have a curvy, attractive butt that makes guys go crazy

Yeah when I rap they be all on my jack
When I rap, guys are all over me, wanting to talk to me

Boys wanna jump on this pussy cat
Guys want to have sex with me

Got a new idea, let me switch it
I have a fresh new concept, let me change things up

Man, I'm so futuristic
I'm ahead of my time with my ideas and style

Big lips and big, big, big hips, body be thick like a bisque
I have full lips and curvy hips, my body is voluptuous like a thick soup

I'm different, rippin' shit, microphone grippin' it
I'm unique and standing out, tearing up the rap game and holding on to the microphone tightly

Gettin' these Benjamins, new car, whippin' it
Making a lot of money, buying a new car and driving it around

I'm so far ahead of ya'll, man I'm on top of the stars
I'm so much better than everyone else, I'm above them all

I don't care who none of you are, blah-blah-blah, you best to go rewrite your bars
I don't care about any of you other rappers, you need to go back and redo your lyrics because they're not on my level

Shawty what? How they do it where you from? How they do it where you from?
Hey girl, how do they dance where you're from?

That's how they do it where we from, that how they do it where they from
That's how they dance in our hometowns

Shawty what? How they do it where you from? How they do it where you from?
Hey girl, tell me how they dance where you come from

That's how they do it where we from, that how they do it where they from
That's how people dance where we're from