Number 1
R. Kelly feat. Keri Hilson Lyrics

A lot of these cats out here be faking
Many people pretend to be good at making love, but they are not.

When it comes to making love
In regards to having sexual intercourse.

But you and me baby
You and I are authentic and genuine about our intimacy.

This is real, and that's why it's
Our sexual experience is truthful and legitimate.

(N-N-Number one) Sex, that we're, having, here, girl, ooh
The sex that we're engaging in is the best, supreme, and unparalleled.

(This is, this is number one) Sex, that we're, having, here, girl, ooh
Our sexual intimacy is in the highest esteem and quality possible.

You better ask somebody
You should talk to somebody who knows us well.

Can't nobody do it like us
No one can have sex like we do.

Can't nobody mix chop and screw it like us
Nobody can mix the sexual position chop and screw like we can.

All over the living room hittin' it like us
We vigorously and wildly have sex all over the living room.

In the middle of the night wake up the building like us
We have sex so loudly that the building wakes up in the middle of the night.

But it's okay if you wanna brag
It's alright if you want to boast about how great our sex is.

The sex so good, go and pat yourself on the back
The sexual experience we have is so amazing that you should congratulate yourself.

And them haters, they gon' hate
People who dislike us will keep on disliking us.

But we just gon' keep on blowing up 'cause girl, they gon' hate, anyway
However, we will keep on succeeding because we know that they will continue to hate us, regardless.

You are now rocking with the best (best, best, best)
You are currently with the most outstanding sexual partner.

I'll make you forget about the rest (rest, rest, rest)
The sex we have will make you discard memories and people of your past.

Having sex with you is like making hits
Being intimate with you is like creating hit music.

Girl we got egos they can't tell us that we ain't the shit, no
We are confident and self-assured that we are the best, and nobody can tell us otherwise.

And I'm in your mix like a number one record
I'm deeply involved in our intimacy, like a number one hit record.

And the beat goes on and on
We continually engage in sexual activity.

And it don't stop you keep going from the night all through the day
We keep on having sex, even during the night and day time.

And I love it when you take me down and make me say-ay
I enjoy it when you take control and make me moan with pleasure.

Keri!
R. Kelly is addressing Keri Hilson.

You know you stay at the top spot
You're the best sexual partner I've ever had.

When you're breaking me down like a chop shop, eh
When you excite and satisfy me sexually like someone who disassembles cars in a chop shop.

Cutting like some blades on a Caddy, that's how you're working me, daddy
You're sexually pleasing me with great skills and efficiency, like sharp blades slicing through a classic Cadillac car.

Every time you put that on
Every time you initiate sex.

This one here's a race where you don't wanna come first
This sexual experience is the kind where you don't want to climax too fast.

I know what I'm doing ain't no need to rehearse yeah-ee-yeah
I know how to have great sex without practicing or preparing beforehand.

A lot of dudes just be going nowhere fast
Many men have sex that doesn't please anyone or go anywhere satisfying.

But you be steady cruising like you want it to last
However, you proceed sex slowly and steadily, as if you want to make it last.

That's how you made me a chocoholic, and right now my body's callin'
Your sexual prowess made me an addict, and now I crave more.

I gotta know how you got the know how, baby you the champ of all that goes down
I'm curious how you acquired such great sexual skills, you're the best.

If your dick was a gun you a stone cold (killa)
Your penis is so effective at providing pleasure that it's equivalent to a lethal firearm.

When a R&B thug wanna bang bang
When a rough R&B musician seeks to have sex.

You know Kells and Keri hook up like that you make it number one
When you and I have sex, we make it the best and most satisfying experience possible.

Hands down you the best, ain't no competition
You are undoubtedly the best sexual partner I've had, without any rivals.

You and me in this bed, just what I was wishin'
Being with you in bed like this is exactly what I had hoped for.

Them other girls was cool but it's something they was missin'
Past sexual partners I had were fine, but they lacked qualities that you possess.

And I don't call them back every since we hit it in the kitchen
I never called them back after we had sex, especially since we had sex in the kitchen.

That night, at my home, trench coat, nothin' on
That night, when you came over to my house wearing just a trench coat.

Your sex, got me gone, went straight, to my dome
Your sexual performance intoxicated and consumed all my thoughts.

And I love it (woooo), girl I love it (woooo)
I really relish and adore our sexual experiences.

Ooh I love it (woooo), girl I love it (woooo)
I immensely cherish, revere, and adore the sexual activities we engage in.

Girl it's something about you that thrills me
Something about your sexual performance excites and satisfies me.

That's why after we lay you get to know the real me-e-e-yeah
After we have sex we can really connect on a deep, personal level.

And it don't stop you keep going from the night all through the day
We have sex all the time, day and night, without stopping.

And I love it when you take me down and make me say
I especially enjoy it when you take control and make me moan with pleasure.

Girl I vow that I would do anything to pleasure you
I promise to do anything and everything to please and satisfy you sexually.

All I wanna do is make this last
I just want our sexual relationship to be long-lasting and satisfying.

I'll kiss you up, I'll kiss you down, be real quiet, or making sounds
I will kiss you all over, be silent or loud, depending on our desires.

Take it slow or take it fast
We can either take ample time with sex, or quicken the pace.

And a-woooo, and a-weeee
Sounds of excitement and pleasure.

And a-yooouuu, and me, havin' fun
Sounds of pleasure and laughter when we are having sex.

And when it's over in the morning, I'll say gracias baby
When we are done with sex in the morning, I will thank you in Spanish.

Before you go I'll scream damelo
Before you leave, I will shout at you in Spanish to come back for more.

(Num-num-number one, number one)
Representing the idea that our sex is the best on every level.

(This is, this is number one)
Further expressing the notion that our intimacy is the top and most influential part of our relationship.