Best Of Friends
R. Lee Ermey Lyrics

What up Charles? Hey baby
Hey Charles, how are you doing? Hello, my love

Hey Baby
I missed you so much

Girl I been missin' you like crazy
My love for you has been overwhelming, I can't stop thinking about you

Miss you too
I miss you as well

These fools 'bout to make me lose my mind
These people are about to drive me crazy

I don't think I can do all this time
I don't know if I can handle being in prison for so long

Now just calm down, don't lose it baby
Take a deep breath, stay composed, my love

Keep your head up man, we got you
Stay strong, we are here to support you

How is lil' Junior? And my beautiful daughters?
How is our son doing? And how are our lovely daughters?

Fine they just miss they daddy
They are doing well, but they miss their father

Well did you get to talk to my lawyers?
Did you have a chance to speak with my lawyers?

Night and day, day and night I keep callin' em'
I have been continuously calling them, non-stop

Yeah? Well day and night, night and day just keep callin' em'
Yes? Well, they keep receiving calls from me all the time

O.K.
Alright

Yo, what up my nigga you straight? Anything I can get you?
Hey, how are you doing? Can I help you with anything?

Dis toilet paper be cuttin' my ass, I need some roles of tissue, Charmin
The toilet paper here is rough, I need some soft Charmin rolls

And man what happened to the squares yo ass promised me?
And hey, what happened to the cigarettes you promised me?

Baby, Charles lost his job, he's been strugglin'
My love, Charles lost his job and he has been facing difficulties

Yeah? Is that right you lost your job, how?
Really? You lost your job? How did that happen?

Man, I been havin' troubles wit my car
I have been facing car troubles

Besides it's too far, price of gas, man it's hard
Moreover, it is located too far and the high gas prices make it difficult

And on da real, shit man they be trippin up at that Wal-Mart, feel me?
Actually, they have been causing problems for me at Walmart, do you understand?

Yeah man I feel you
Yes, I understand your situation

Well baby, I got somethin' I wanna read you
My love, I have something I want to read to you

It's from the kids, they wrote this poem in school
It's a poem written by our children at school

And they wanted me to bring it here and read it to you
They asked me to bring it here and read it aloud to you

It says, 'Roses are red, violets are blue
The poem goes like this: 'Roses are red, violets are blue

Daddy we love you, and we miss you too'
Daddy, we love you and we miss you too'

Aww, dats sweet, but tell me why Charles
Aww, that's sweet, but explain why Charles

Is wearin' the shirt you bought me?
He is wearing the shirt that you bought for me?

Yo bogus ass, you been doin' my best friend
You've been betraying me with my best friend, you deceitful person

Tell me how could you do it to me? Hell to, hell to, the naw
Explain to me how you could betray me like this? Absolutely not

Got caught up doin' da business, now I'm servin' 5 to 10
I got involved in illegal activities, and now I'm sentenced to serve 5 to 10 years in prison

My old lady and he movin' in
My girlfriend and he are moving in together

You been doin' my best friend
You have been cheating on me with my best friend

Behind my back while I'm in da pen
Behind my back while I'm in prison

Screw both, screw both of ya'll
Forget both of you, I have no respect for either of you

See ya'll done hooked up wit each other
You two have gotten together with each other

Man, you was like my brother
Man, you were like a brother to me

Now I'm in here, ya'll undercover
Now I'm stuck in here while you two continue your deceitful relationship

Girl you screwin'
Girl, you are betraying me

Wait, just don't walk away, please let me explain
Wait, don't go away, please give me a chance to explain

Yeah, dog it ain't like dat
Yeah, man, it's not like that

Don't be playin' no damn games
Stop playing games with me

Man, what da fuck is wrong wit you?
Man, what the fuck is wrong with you?

You crazy? Dis girl love you
Are you crazy? This girl loves you

She even took a chance on losin' her job
She even risked losing her job

Just to be here for ya
Just to be here for you

Yeah, well maybe I'm just a little paranoid
Yes, well maybe I'm just a little too suspicious

(A little?)
(Just a little?)

Can you blame me?
Can you blame me? Can you understand?

Just look at her, she's pretty as all outdoors
Just look at her, she is incredibly beautiful

Sorry baby
I'm sorry, my love

It's o.k., I understand you stressin'
It's okay, I understand that you're stressed

Thanks man for bringin' her for me
Thank you, man, for bringing her to me

Please, my nigga don't even sweat it
Please, my friend, don't even worry about it

Well just like you asked, I got those magazines for you
Well, just as you requested, I got those magazines for you

That's my girl
That's my girl

I ain't got no squares, but I got a robe
I don't have any cigarettes, but I have a robe

And you some house shoes
And here are some slippers for you

My brother, so how you holdin' up?
My brother, how are you holding up?

Man I'm just tryna make it work
Man, I'm just trying to make things work

Well I got, she got
Well, I have my own issues and she has hers

Charles, you go first
Charles, you share first

Well me and 'shel, we had this like, crazy ass idea
Well, me and Rachel, we had this crazy idea

She sing, I rap, we was thinkin' about makin' this shit a career
She sings, I rap, and we were thinking about pursuing it as a career

What you think about that baby? Do you think it'll work?
What do you think about that, darling? Do you believe it will be successful?

I guess it, now I really gotta know baby
I guess so, but now I really have to ask, my love

Where in the hell did he get that shirt?
Where did he get that shirt from, I wonder?

Aww here we go again, yeah that's right
Aww, here we go again, yes, that's correct

Nigga what da fuck is wrong wit you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah man ya'll on some bullshit, what?
Yes, man, you two are up to some bullshit, what's going on?

You think I'm a goddamn fool?
Do you think I'm a complete fool?

Nigga I ain't sayin' all dat
Man, I'm not saying all of that

Well then answer the question, screw all dat, girl answer it!
Well, then answer the question, forget all that, girl, answer it!

What?! Who you callin' bitch? Hell naw
What?! Who are you calling a bitch? Absolutely not

(You been doin' my best friend)
(You've been cheating on me with my best friend)

I been here
I have been here for you

Tell me how could you do it to me? Hell to, hell to, the naw
Tell me, how could you betray me like this? Absolutely not

(Baby baby baby)
(Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby)

(Let's go)
(Let's go)

Got caught up doin' da business, now I'm servin' 5 to 10
I got involved in illegal activities, and now I'm sentenced to serve 5 to 10 years in prison

(Baby baby baby)
(Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby)

(Let's go)
(Let's go)

My old lady and he movin' in
My girlfriend and he are moving in together

(Baby baby baby)
(Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby)

(Man fuck this shit)
(Man, screw this situation)

You been doin' my best friend
You have been cheating on me with my best friend

(Can't believe you would ever think I would ever)
(I can't believe you would think that I would ever)

Behind my back while I'm in da pen
Behind my back while I'm in prison

Screw both, screw both of ya'll
Forget both of you, I have no respect for either of you

See ya'll done hooked up wit each other
You two have gotten together with each other

Man, you was like my brother
Man, you were like a brother to me

Now I'm in here, ya'll undercover
Now I'm stuck in here while you two continue your deceitful relationship

Girl you been screwin' my best friend
Girl, you have been betraying me with my best friend

Well ain't this a bitch, girl you swore, you promised
Well, isn't this a messed up situation? Girl, you swore, you promised

(Yeah it is a bitch, what?)
(Yes, it is a messed up situation, what?)

That you would hold it down
That you would remain loyal and faithful

(C'mon)
(Come on)

Till I come back around
Until I return

(Calm down)
(Calm down)

Keep that thing on lock
Keep that situation under control

(Man calm down, man)
(Man, calm down, man)

'Till I come up on your block, you motherf-f
Until I come to your location, you motherfucker

Girl you been doin' my best friend
Girl, you have been cheating on me with my best friend

(Man I'm outta here)
(Man, I'm leaving)

Tell me girl, how could you do it to me? How could you do it, the naw
Tell me, girl, how could you betray me like this? How could you do it, absolutely not

(Man, I'll be waiting out in the car)
(Man, I'll be waiting in the car)

Got caught up doin' da business, now I'm servin' 5 to 10
I got involved in illegal activities, and now I'm sentenced to serve 5 to 10 years in prison

My old lady and he movin' in
My girlfriend and he are moving in together

You been doin' my best friend
You have been cheating on me with my best friend

Behind my back while I'm in da pen
Behind my back while I'm in prison

Screw both, screw both of ya'll
Forget both of you, I have no respect for either of you

See ya'll done hooked up wit each other
You two have gotten together with each other

Man, you was like my brother
Man, you were like a brother to me

Now I'm in here, ya'll undercover
Now I'm stuck in here while you two continue your deceitful relationship

Girl you been screwin' my best friend
Girl, you have been betraying me with my best friend

Baby, what about the kids? Oh
My love, what about our children? Oh