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Ray Stevens (born Harold Ray Ragsdale, 24th January 1939) is an American country and pop singer-songwriter, best known for a series of irreverent, quirky singles such as "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" and "The Streak". His recording career began with two singles released on Prep Records, followed by a short stint with Capitol Records. Both contracts were made with the help of Atlanta, Georgia music maven Bill Lowery.
Stevens joined Lowery's National Recording Corporation in 1958, where he also was a member of the NRC staff band, playing numerous instruments, arranging, and doing background vocals. When NRC went into bankruptcy, he signed with Mercury Records, and started a series of hit records in the 1960s that included "Ahab the Arab" and "Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving, Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills". The later song held the record as the longest title to hit the Top 40 chart until being surpassed in 1981 by the Stars on 45 Medley, whose official title included the titles of 10 other songs because of copyright requirements.
Stevens became a producer and well-known studio musician on the Nashville scene, and recorded hits for Monument, Barnaby, Warner Brothers, MCA and RCA. Perhaps his most famous hit is "The Streak" (1974), which poked fun at the early-1970s "streaking" fad of running nude in public; this was a No 1 in both the UK and the USA. His novelty song "Bridget the Midget (The Queen of the Blues)" reached No 2 on the UK chart in 1971.
Stevens' biggest hit was his gospel-inflected single "Everything Is Beautiful" (1970). A plea for love and tolerance during turbulent times in the United States, the song shot to Number 1 there. Stevens has won two Grammy Awards: one for "Everything Is Beautiful" and one for the arrangement of his country and western version of the jazz standard "Misty" (1975). He also recorded a version of Glenn Miller's "In the Mood" in the style of a clucking chicken, under the pseudonym Henhouse Five Plus Too. This was a Top 40 hit in the US and UK.
With the popularity of the song "Everything Is Beautiful", Stevens had a variety show on CTV. The Ray Stevens Show appeared in Canada in 1970 and soon appeared in the United States on NBC and the United Kingdom on the BBC. Although it only has eight episodes, it is mostly known for being the show that launched the career of regular cast member Steve Martin.
Ray Stevens was inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1980. In 1991, Stevens opened the Ray Stevens Theater in Branson, Missouri. He performed there regularly until 2006, when he sold the theater.
In 2012, Stevens released The Encyclopedia of Recorded Comedy Music, an 8-CD collection of what Stevens considered the 96 greatest comedy songs of all-time.
In the fall of 2019, Stevens will be inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame.
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Ray Stevens Lyrics
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He's a hard workin' man
He gets up real early, and he goes down town
And about fifteen minutes after he's been gone
There's a big milk truck pulls up on the lawn
And that milkman rushes up to the door
Where that man's wife is waitin' in a kimona
And she plants a big ol' kiss on his cheek and they go inside
Well it's none of my business
One day I called him aside and told him what was goin' on
While he was gone
And he said, "Well I guess that's so, but do you know
We're never outta' milk or cottage cheese or yogurt,
Ice cream, or none of them other cowy things"
I guess he's makin' the best of a bad situation
Don't wanta make waves, can't you see
He's just makin' the best of a bad situation
Reckon I'd do the same if it was me
Now I know a man, he's an educated man, he's an alligator wrestler
He jumps right in there and grabs them long green boogers by whatever you grab them long green boogers by
Well, one day he's got a full Nelson on this big alligator
When this other alligator sneaks up and bites his right ear plumb off
Didn't bat an eye just crawled off in the shade and went to sleep
The alligator not the man
Well, it's none of my business
One day I said, "Well, it's sure too bad about that little accident that you had
'Cause now your hat's gonna fall down over your eyes
And you can't ever be gypsy 'cause you don't have no place to wear a gold earring"
He just looked me right straight in the eye and said,
"Huh?"
I guess he's makin' the best of a bad situation
Don't wanna make waves, can't you see
He's just makin' the best of a bad situation
Reckon I'd do the same if it was me
Now I know a lady, she's a mighty fine lady
Got a heart of gold, she wouldn't hurt a fly
She's just tryin' to get by and keep her house in order
But you know that her husband, he worked so hard that he come unglued
He come unwrapped, he just snapped, thinks he's a chicken
That's right, one of them cackling Colonel Sanders' types
He roosts in the bush by the side of the house
Well it's none of my business but one day I said
"Have you ever thought about findin' him a doctor who could make him well"
And she said "Well, I have now and then, but then again
He don't eat much just chickenfeed and all that peckin' in the ground don't hurt nothin'
Heaven knows, we can use the eggs"
I guess she's makin' the best of a bad situation
Don't wanna make waves, can't you see
She's just makin' the best of a bad situation
Reckon I'd do the same if it was me
We're all just makin' the best of a bad situation
We're all in this together you and me
In Ray Stevensβ song βMakinβ the Best of a Bad Situation,β he talks about various people who are dealing with difficult circumstances and how they are making the best of it. The first person he talks about is a hard-working man who is unaware that his wife is having an affair with the milkman. When the singer of the song tells the man about his wifeβs infidelity, the man dismissively says that heβs aware of it but doesnβt mind because heβs getting all the dairy products he needs from the milkman.
The second character Stevens mentions is an alligator wrestler who loses his ear in the line of duty. The singer sympathizes with him and tells him that he will no longer be able to wear a hat without it falling over his eyes. The wrestler doesnβt seem to understand the remark, indicating that he might not be all there in the head.
Lastly, Stevens discusses a woman who has a husband that thinks heβs a chicken. She seems to have accepted her husbandβs behavior and rationalizes it by saying that they can use the eggs. All of these characters, along with the singer who admits that he is also just making the best of a bad situation, are struggling but finding ways to cope.
Overall, the song emphasizes that life can be tough, and sometimes people make compromises to make it through challenging times. Some people opt to ignore problems or play down the seriousness of a situation, while others find comfort in the strange or amusing aspects of their struggles. Either way, Stevensβ message is clear: we're all just doing our best.
Line by Line Meaning
Now, I know a man
I am going to tell you about a man I know
He's a hard workin' man
He is someone who works hard for a living
He gets up real early, and he goes down town
He wakes up early and goes downtown
And about fifteen minutes after he's been gone
After he has left for work for about fifteen minutes
There's a big milk truck pulls up on the lawn
A large truck delivering milk pulls up on his lawn
And that milkman rushes up to the door
The milkman hurries up to the door
Where that man's wife is waitin' in a kimona
The man's wife is waiting at the door wearing a kimono
And she plants a big ol' kiss on his cheek and they go inside
She kisses the milkman and goes inside with him
And that truck never moves for an hour or two
The truck stays parked outside for an hour or two
Well it's none of my business
It is not my place to get involved
One day I called him aside and told him what was goin' on
I pulled him aside one day and told him what I had seen happening
And he said, "Well I guess that's so, but do you know
He acknowledged what I said but then he asked me if I knew
We're never outta' milk or cottage cheese or yogurt,
Ice cream, or none of them other cowy things"
They always have enough milk and dairy products, and he is okay with what his wife is doing because of it
I guess he's makin' the best of a bad situation
Don't wanta make waves, can't you see
He's just makin' the best of a bad situation
Reckon I'd do the same if it was me
He is trying to make the best out of a bad situation without causing any problems and he thinks that he would do the same if he were in that situation
Now I know a man, he's an educated man, he's an alligator wrestler
I also know of an educated man who is an alligator wrestler
He jumps right in there and grabs them long green boogers by whatever you grab them long green boogers by
He boldly jumps in and catches the alligators in the way that alligator wrestlers do
Well, one day he's got a full Nelson on this big alligator
One day, he had grabbed an alligator in a tight grip called 'full nelson'
When this other alligator sneaks up and bites his right ear plumb off
Another alligator crept up on him and bit off his right ear
Didn't bat an eye just crawled off in the shade and went to sleep
He did not show any response to his ear getting bitten off and went off to sleep under the shade of a tree
Well, it's none of my business
It is not my place to get involved
One day I said, "Well, it's sure too bad about that little accident that you had
I told him one day that I was sorry about his little accident
'Cause now your hat's gonna fall down over your eyes
And you can't ever be gypsy 'cause you don't have no place to wear a gold earring"
His hat will now fall over his eyes, and he cannot be a gypsy because he doesn't have a place to put his gold earring
He just looked me right straight in the eye and said, "Huh?"
He looked straight at me and said 'Huh?'
I guess he's makin' the best of a bad situation
Don't wanna make waves, can't you see
He's just makin' the best of a bad situation
Reckon I'd do the same if it was me
He is trying to make the best out of a bad situation without causing any problems and he thinks that he would do the same if he were in that situation
Now I know a lady, she's a mighty fine lady
Got a heart of gold, she wouldn't hurt a fly
She's just tryin' to get by and keep her house in order
I also know of a lady who is kind-hearted and peaceful. She's trying hard to maintain her household
But you know that her husband, he worked so hard that he come unglued
He come unwrapped, he just snapped, thinks he's a chicken
That's right, one of them cackling Colonel Sanders' types
He roosts in the bush by the side of the house
However, her husband became mentally unwell due to the stress of work and now thinks he's a chicken. He hides in a bush by the side of the house
Well it's none of my business but one day I said
"Have you ever thought about findin' him a doctor who could make him well"
It's not my place to interfere, but I just asked her if she had thought of getting him medical help
And she said "Well, I have now and then, but then again
He don't eat much just chickenfeed and all that peckin' in the ground don't hurt nothin'
Heaven knows, we can use the eggs"
She has considered getting medical help but thinks that his condition is not harming him. Furthermore, the family can use the eggs he is producing
I guess she's makin' the best of a bad situation
Don't wanna make waves, can't you see
She's just makin' the best of a bad situation
Reckon I'd do the same if it was me
She is trying to make the best out of a bad situation without causing any problems and she thinks that she would do the same if she were in that situation
We're all just makin' the best of a bad situation
We're all in this together you and me
We are all trying to make the best out of challenging circumstances. We are all in this together
Lyrics Β© BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: DICK FELLER
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Michael McDonald
This man is the most famous in all of music and he's 81 years old and still making music, once a legend, always a legend
Connie Rentz
Hysterically funny π€£π€£
OMG what a great remake of this song, sounds so good country style with Ray Stevens lyrics...
Thank you Ray Stevens for making me smile and laugh once again, you never let me down, always lifting my spirits π
I don'tknow you nor you me but I love you Ray Stevens Ray β€
Andrew Jackson
ππππ I grew up listening to Ray Stephens (thanks to my dad) and he still hasnβt lost his touch!!
Alexus Highfield
Ray still got it...just laugh. Too funny. Love him
Hillbilly Heart
Ray, you've been a constant in my life. You're a treasure.
Alfred Lee
Pure Magic,Bringing the Love
Philip Carlile
Would have been awesome had Ray released a single of this with this cover art. Probably would have sold pretty well
Daniel Curtis
A video would have been great too lol
Michael McDonald
Yeah, it might have
Henry 44 mag.
Ain't heard this one before but it's a good one Mr Ray