Off the Wall
Redman Lyrics

No matter what people say
I am going to continue rapping regardless of the opinions of others

I'm gon' keep rapping this way
I will stay true to my style of rapping

No matter what you may think
Even if you do not approve of my music

I'mma keep doing my thing
I will continue doing what I believe in

I'm the worst thing since fat bald men
I am seen as the worst thing imaginable

Decided to write songs to teach Mouseketeers to sing
Comparable to the men who wrote songs for Disney’s Mickey Mouse Club

I stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors
I would cause misfortune to Britney Spears

So she gets fifty years of bad luck
Fifty years of unfortunate events would follow her

Causing terror to Christina Aguilera
Intimidating and terrifying Christina Aguilera

When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara
Dragging Christina Aguilera across a hot, dry desert

Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist
A warning that I am a rap terrorist with a mind healer

With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled in his pants
I have a habit of annoying people and making them uncomfortable

Got a habit of holding Tylenol in his hands
Frequently holding and playing with Tylenol in my hands

'Til it melts in his fucking palms and dissolves in his glands
Continuing to hold Tylenol until it melts in my hands and gets absorbed in my body

(So who is it?) The fool who visit the playground
Referring to myself as a fool that visits the playground

With two biscuits to lay down the school district
Armed with two guns to take down a school district

Get pistol-whipped with a Mossberg
Getting hit with a Mossberg shotgun

With a pistol grip, and fed Pitbull shits
A shotgun with a pistol grip, and malnourished Pitbull feces

Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits
Not caring enough to avoid sniffing glue sticks

If I get too rich, I just get sued
Being wealthy may result in frequent lawsuits and legal troubles

Yo, I leave wit no injure, after I blow four in ya
Leaving with no injuries after firing four shots at someone

One handstand on top of yo ninja
Performing a handstand on someone’s ninja

Crash it, doc stir the madness
Causing chaos and confusion

'Til y'all outta work like Tony Atlas
Causing everyone to be out of work, like Tony Atlas

Walking, cans in the laundry basket
Walking around with cans in a laundry basket

America's most, with the army after us
Being the most wanted individuals in America with the army pursuing us

Fuck flossing, we take what's yours
Not focusing on showing off wealth, but on taking what belongs to others

Unload fifteen like an ace and four
Firing fifteen shots in succession like an ace and a four in blackjack

I'm outta work, but doc laid them off
Having no job but being the one responsible for laying others off

(Shit, the power's out) the tape is off!
The tape recording is stopped when the power goes out

Yo, you targeted from arsonists
Being targeted by arsonists

Papermate pens filled wit arsenic
Filling Papermate pens with arsenic

I got hoes that don't know what Prada is
Having women who are ignorant of luxury brands like Prada

Doc could shape up, touch your barber miss
Having the ability to correct and groom anyone’s barber

Fade you with a bloody blade
Cutting hair really close to the skin with a bloody blade

I turn rap camps into Crystal Lake
Turning rap studios into murder scenes like in the movie Friday the 13th

Fuck bitches face is what I'mma do
Taking out aggression on women

'Cause that's what white boy Tano do
Blaming bad behavior on race

Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight
Wishing the audience is ready to engage in drunken yelling matches

Cause uh, we getting down for the fuck of it
Having fun and being carefree

So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this (off the wall)
Inviting anyone who doesn’t want to enjoy the music to perform a vulgar act on me

Hope you in that mood to get rude and ill in a fight
Hopeful that the audience is in the mood for rowdiness

So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump (off the wall)
Similar to the previous line, inviting non-enjoyers to perform a vulgar act

Yo, you could buy Jaz spitting, hospital, son admit it
Rapping more skillfully than another artist like Jaz, causing fans to be hospitalized

Rip your lips off, kiss my ass with it
Threatening to rip someone’s lips off and use them to kiss my backside

Slap bitches, got Marshall Math's (printing)
Intending to assault women, with the backing of Dr. Dre’s partner, Eminem

Weed, X, and the acid tabs did it
Using marijuana, ecstasy, and acid led me to this state of mind

I'm 'what's happening,' with no re-run
Living in the moment with no opportunity to do it again

Doc. Rob De Niro when the Heat come
Being like Robert De Niro’s character in the movie Heat when facing confrontation

My barrel hang out the Camaro
Displaying the barrel of my shotgun from my Camaro

Aimed at the nose of them hoes, it's hard to breathe from
Pointing the gun at women’s faces, making it difficult for them to breathe

Flash the Gat, your town, Bogarting
Brandishing a gun and intimidating an entire town

Your wallet, your chain the main target
Stealing specifically wallets and chains

Beef is like cold engine: don't start it
Warning against starting beef as it will end badly

Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot
Firing a gun in the sky, potentially hitting a pilot

We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you
Making fun of someone, surrounding them with surround sound rap music

From ten speed and brown shoe
Despite humble beginnings of ten-speed bicycles and old shoes

Doc and Eminem, cock the M&M
Dr. Dre and Eminem ready their guns

Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them
Sharing a violent lifestyle with the late Tupac Shakur

It's like, funk doctor meets the punk rocker
A meeting of different musical styles

Got the drugs stocked inside the lunch box (uh)
Having drugs hidden inside a lunch box or bag

Pop junk like I just got jumped
Selling drugs or “junk” as if recently attacked by a gang

Popped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pump
Going to the trunk of a car to retrieve a shotgun

Knock wood, it's all good, thank god for vodka
Thanking vodka for calming me down and avoiding bad situations

'Cause wit my luck, I'll probably get shot by a stalker
Having bad luck resulting in being shot by a stalker

Probably got a fanatic waiting upstairs in the attic
Feeling like a fanatic is always waiting in the attic

With a automatic calling me up there
An automatic weapon is there, calling me to take action

My man, Stan, with a Gat in his hand
My friend Stan is armed with a gun

Staking my house out in a tan, tinted sedan
Sitting in a parked car outside of my house

Pull your mouth out 'til you can't finish a damn
Violently forcing someone’s mouth open and not allowing them to speak

Ham sandwich, or your can spinach and spam
Likelihood of being forced to eat strange food

'Til you gotta sip through a straw, shoplift through the mall
Being forced to drink through a straw and shoplift

Pictures of me on my mom's living room wall
Having childhood photos displayed on my mother’s wall

Hey ma, maybe I'll give you a call
I will consider calling my mother

Psyche! You fucking bitch, suck a dick and two balls!
Quickly changing my mind and showing disrespect for my mother

I'm giving you all my job descrip', which is
Explaining my role and duties

To piss bitches and priests off with this (need Jesus!)
Deliberately making women and religious leaders upset with my music

Pop more pills 'til police officers
Continuing to take pills, even when police officers arrive

Arrive at the scene and pull me off of Kim
Police officers arrive and I am pulled away from someone named Kim

Teeth off my dick, hands off my balls
Police officers attempting to disengage me from someone, but I desire to keep them close

But y'all can kiss my ass, pants off and all!
Disregarding authority and command to leave

'Cause I'm so goddamn off the wall
Being so unconventional and crazy

I might as well just be a painting smashed on the floor
Being as useless and broken as a destroyed painting on the ground

Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and screw in a fight
Hoping the audience is ready to engage in drunken sex and violence

I'm gon' keep doing my thing
Continuing to do what I do best

No matter
Regardless of any circumstance