Rhodri "Rhod" Paul Gilbert (born 18 October 1968) is a Welsh comedian who w… Read Full Bio ↴Rhodri "Rhod" Paul Gilbert (born 18 October 1968) is a Welsh comedian who was nominated in 2005 for the Perrier Best Newcomer Award. In 2008, he was nominated for the main if.comedy (as the Edinburgh Comedy Awards were then branded).

Gilbert appears on television and radio panel shows, has performed stand-up on the Royal Variety Performance, and hosts a weekly show on BBC Radio Wales.

Since 29 September 2014, Gilbert has been the presenter of BBC Two panel show Never Mind the Buzzcocks, ending a run of five series without a permanent presenter.

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Comments from YouTube:

@TrendingStory

44w↑82

you can enable auto-translate into various languages

@DR-mc7fn

43w↑54

No thanks - once was enough, and a complete waste of my time. I'm going to jump off a cliff now.

@TrendingStory

43w↑6

Lol

@skankhunt3624

43w↑9

@@DR-mc7fn 🎯

@cadee7514

42w↑5

Thank you very much!!

@cmdrjjameson7372

41w↑14

I'll subscribe if you tell me the name of the disease.

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@victoriadoan4424

1y↑18.7K

He had a flesh eating virus. Earlier in the day, Mark went on a hike and then went on a bad date. He touched an infected plant on the hike. The hospital had the medication to treat him and he would have to be isolated. Cops wanted to talk to him in regards to the hike to find out about the trail he had taken in order to close it off. When the cops saw him out of isolation- the cops and doctor panicked. Mark got transferred to a better hospital. Cops found the plant on the trail, tested it for the virus, and then uprooted the plant. Mark eventually got better from the medicine and was ready to go on dates again. Saved you all 15mins. You’re welcome

@ramairvic

Fake story!!! Search LOTUS POD for truth !!! Report him. He got paid for ! us (lying) and possibly causing a panic !!!

@essasin000jr

1y↑406

Thanks.

@frendalyflorin9750

1y↑221

Good job thanks man

@justsomeguywhokeepsgetting4885

1y↑71

@roberthall6609

1y↑85

Thank you

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@PaulPoobySmith

1y↑15.3K

Paul noticed a video thumbnail while browsing on Youtube. He was confused because the thumbnail appeared to be a photo of a plant seed pod superimposed over a photo of a finger. He wondered if he should click on the link, suspecting it to bear little resemblance to the content of the thumbnail but he thought 'heck I've got some time to kill'. He then clicked on the link and was soon confronted with a barrage of stock video clips accompanying a dreary voice over that cleverly over explained every single detail, whilst simultaneously not driving the narrative forward. Remember that time he had to kill? He'd need it because this story went on and on without divulging any interesting information. It was a master class in padding. 'I hope there's going to be lots of adverts during the story as a welcome diversion' he thought and he wasn't disappointed. When he finally found out the mundane reason behind these dots on someones finger he decided to leave a comment in the style of the video, but simply did not have the energy to keep going and gave up far too

@AwkwardBlackGal613

1y↑895

Excellent synopsis Paul 👏 I hope your comment receives more engagement than the video.

@johndanley136

1y↑913

This might be the best comment I’ve ever read.

@angelrose7906

1y↑345

Brilliant!

@ruhap9311

1y↑276

Most impressive.

@paulapalais

1y↑328

I love it! Thank you for this. Not going to watch anymore

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@alphaomega4848

14w↑147

That was 15 minutes and 51 seconds of my life I'll never get back...

@KingOFuh

11w↑1

BLOCK HIS CHANNEL! I did, and got thru the thing in less than 2 minutes. Now the a**hole is BLOCKED!!!

@user-ot7kp4vj7u

10w↑3

I know. So much waffle to get to the end... 😒😒😒

@papap.8006

10w↑3

I think I went into REM sleep during this video.

@dorkydicken

That time as well that it took you to type that out, or I this, every second is one more that we inch closer to death.

@nazfrde

5w↑1

I scrubbed through it and skipped more than I heard, and I still feel like I aged.

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@fuddy_duddy

6w↑16

It’s a lotus flower seed pod. It’s super imposed on a picture of his finger. 🙄

@meahoohenehene

1y↑5.9K

The holes were caused by a flesh eating pathogen that came from a weird plant he encountered on his hike. he got meds and it completely reversed. the end.

@donaldcarey114

1y↑322

Not being told what the pathogen was is a REAL fail.

@estherfischer2188

1y↑366

Thanks, saved me alot of time

@meahoohenehene

1y↑400

@@estherfischer2188 you're welcome. i figured since i suffered through that drawn out story maybe i could make it so nobody else had to.😂

@meahoohenehene

1y↑72

@@donaldcarey114 if they had said what it was in the video i would have mentioned it in my comment.

@Officialtechfixed4u

1y↑318

Wrong. It was caused by a really bad case of terrible Photoshop. Superimposing dried lotus pod plant heads onto a picture of a finger.

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@christopher1197

1y↑3.3K

I was watching this video in the E.R while my wife was going into labor for our first son, and I just finished watching it just in time for his graduation from college

@sofhar7162

1y↑39

Now this 1 is ..😂🤣😂❤️it !

@coachlamont1083

1y↑29

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AwkwardBlackGal613

1y↑47

By time your son listens to them himself you will be a grandfather 👴

@cg79cam51

1y↑16

Hilarious

@raymondreid4987

1y↑11

😆 🤣 😂

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@bcuf2274

15w↑13

my trypophobia is capped at max level of discomfort 😢

@tripodcatz5532

28w↑19

Wow. If doctors called the cops on this guy for having round spots on his finger, they'll call the Marines when they see the rash on my testicles!

@lordeden2732

Teeth markes left by your Marine boyfriend o doubt

@tripodcatz5532

@@lordeden2732 We'll have to get your Mom's dental records to make sure.

@suzanibafazi8661

Clearly

@seamusmaher3600

48w↑3.4K

Masterclass in how to stretch a 2-minute story into 15 minutes.

@TiffyVella1

48w↑105

And what to do with a pile of random stock footage.

@mcflyjediguy7719

47w↑8

😂😅

@chrisgriffin698

47w↑66

@@mcflyjediguy7719 they just kept saying the same thing over and over and add thing not relevant.

@QTSweetFX

47w↑64

He should get to the fucking point tbh

@glasstransport

47w↑56

I fail to see a "story" here at all. Some guy got infected on a hike. Saw a Dr., got healed. wow

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@sarcasticguy4311

46w↑3.3K

I have been paralyzed for 17 years now and thanks to this video I've finally found the strength to stand up and jump out the window.

@Dravis1995

46w↑25

Damn XD

@arnabnath8428

46w↑30

lol

@pennylane428

46w↑36

Hilarious😩

@joymapp6211

46w↑24

Lol 😆 🤣

@dpcb7886

45w↑27

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@murraydyck2127

13w↑16

I caught flesh eating disease while I was in the hospital. I had four surgeries to remove the skin that was infected. I had almost all the skin removed from my shin from the bottom of my ankle to the top of my knee. I had two skin grafts to repair the damage to my leg. I was in the hospital for 5 months recovering.

@rosannesweitzer4778

13w↑3

Am so sorry for all your infections. Hope that you are doing well now !! Must've been so terrible to just look at the rotten flesh !

@TINASAMRA-zr8lj

I personally hate hospitals. They only want your money...sad

@dday3322

7w↑2

💜💜💜

@willchristie2650

6w↑1

@@rosannesweitzer4778 I am also very sorry you suffered so terribly. But I bet you could tell your entire story in less time than this video.

@jan_phd

30w↑7

When you find something on your hand, immediately touch your face. Yeah... good idea.

@chemartini7887

29w↑1

The doc calls police but let the guy go to the bathroom. That could have gone south really fast. Maybe Mark doesn’t date anymore.

@tollbootheddie

1y↑1.5K

Reading the comments are much more entertaining and fulfilling than anything about this entire story

@becca318

1y↑14

Yep, I moved the slider almost to the very end, wallah and got to the answer. lol

@tollbootheddie

1y↑8

@@becca318 lol... and no images? Just added to the disappointment

@becca318

1y↑4

@@tollbootheddie .. I went and looked, but could hardly see anything on his thumb.

@tollbootheddie

1y↑4

@Becca yeah. And I'm pretty sure that wasn't even his thumb... all those video clips are just stock clips. They were all actors.

@amrabuelhamdgad1533

1y↑4

Totally agree

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@denn606

17w↑7

Shortly after that mark started convulsing and fell on the floor, his chest heaving violently then burst open and a strange creature bust out of his chest and skiddered across the floor and down the hall, oh, wait, that was the movie I was watching last night as I drifted off! sorry

@palenbusk1981

30w↑6

This has written AI all over it... I hope this is not the future of YouTube. 😢

@gloriaromo4889

What was it called?

@Rainer67059

1y↑2.2K

"His doctor firstly aplogized for not telling Mark what was happening." And the video maker should also apologise for not telling us for 14 minutes.

@gordonfeinberg9427

1y↑46

The SAD fact is someone has this much time on their hands to go through the trouble and work to make this stupid video!!! It’s got to one of top 5 most drawn out videos on YouTube, and that’s saying something!!!!!

Brother you are no Steven Spielberg, LET IT GO!!! National Geographic is NOT CALLING!!! Get a job!!!! With your dedication you will find something that has meaning!

@Magnus1718

1y↑8

Thanks for the time stamp

@dariusthepoetictruth5676

1y↑16

I hate how people go through an all out DRAG before getting to the point, all them nosy mofos around

@dougr.2398

1y↑6

You’re a fool if you didn’t scroll ahead

@thekommisarfirstsecretary

1y↑6

Agreed. Droning on with that cookie cutter waspy voice. I just know his name is Chad or biff. Some white bread name like that

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@sirlordwhitman

28w↑6

Here's a like-sample of what you can expect from this story : "Mark wanted to get out. Nobody was telling him what was going on. At this point, Mark was getting desperate. He didnt know what was happening. Why did they lock him in the office? He started kicking the door, because he wanted out. The doctors would not answer him. Mark couldnt hear the doctors through his own kicking anyway. The doctors were freaking out. Mark really wanted out of the office because he had no clue what was happening and he wasnt getting answers. " 🥴

@suemckee1598

15w

If you read the printed story, you would have noticed that the guy's name was Peter.

@user-qr5vb3vm6e

2w↑1

The mouse on the computer had a rash, too. The hand sanitizer was to blame. All the drama killed him.

@ShortiesCleverShorts

1y↑348

This is how I used to write stories for school when we were required to write papers of a certain length.

@kg4wrq

1y↑10

I took some college courses. I'm a senior citizen. As such, I have accumulated a life time of learning how to BS. In a literature course, I would fill up the pages with it. I made an "A" on all my papers!

@Me-dc9vr

1y↑4

Omgosh, so true.

@PsychGirlRaven

1y↑3

And my professor would catch on and make me redo it.

@thetaekwondoe3887

1y↑7

I wrote a whole 4 or 5 page essay on a single paragraph in a book I hadn't bothered to finish, and aced it. The art of BSing in writing is a fine skill to have. Thank God for all those advanced English classes.

@PafMedic

1y↑1

@@kg4wrq 😂😂😂😂Same With Me

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@cocosworld7141

1y↑1.1K

I can't freaking believe that it took him almost 16 minutes to tell a story, that could've been told in 5 minutes. Incredible 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@faithhhhhh3794

1y↑35

With no facts either smh. Some "disease" from some "plant" just ridiculous 😂

@JamesJones-mm2nm

1y↑23

The longer they talk the more they get payed!

@cocosworld7141

1y↑6

@@JamesJones-mm2nm Wow, I didn't know that! Makes perfect sense now🤑🤑💰

@ickederen114

1y↑8

that's what forw buttons are for

@lonetrader1

1y↑6

But mark HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOIN ON!!!!

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@PeterGottschalk63

11w↑1

you wake in the morning and that is on your wee wee! OH NOOO!

@Mmax389

29w↑2

I’m hoping they asked him if he was intimate on his date.

@sparklybritches5322

1y↑537

This is THE classic example of "This is one of those guys who you ask him what time it is and he tells you how to build a clock".

@ramairvic

Fake story!!! Search LOTUS POD for truth !

@jamescondall4705

49w↑3

😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯

@fantaztikbeatz

48w↑2

😆 🤣 😂 😹

@sparklybritches5322

48w↑2

@@fantaztikbeatz I hope you didn't invest the 15 minutes (you'll never get back!) in watching the entire thing. Jeesh!!
HAHAHAHA! I just saw that I have 344 upvotes on my comment above, guess I wasn't the only one, eh? 🙂

@fantaztikbeatz

48w↑2

@Sparkly Britches thank you I saw this comment and knew immediately not to continue watching this lol 😆 😅 😄 😂 🤣 😀

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@tonymusolino2369

1y↑284

Mark presented to the doctors office with holes in his thumb, the doctor looked at it and said “you have contracted a flesh eating virus, have you been to the woods recently”? Mark said “yes, yes I have”. The end.

@draganpanic3065

1y↑13

That's too short. We need more details!

@SavedByFaithInJesus

1y↑4

Thanks!

@josephpineau1622

What a dumb pointless story

@danekurnhart4121

I didn't watch this. But, if your comment is the events, claimed in this tube, those lesions are not the flesh eating bacteria; Period. The symmetry of each lesion is perfectly the same and equal distance of the lesions proves that it was forcefully done on the finger in some sort of way. Total BS.

@ullscarf

That's what should have happened but the doctor lost his head and acted like an idiot.

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@AaronDanieltenni

30w↑1

This is..the weirdest and creepiest thing ever to stay up at night and watch.

@marckaufman2556

2w↑1

The CDC might have been called but not the police. If the doctor had just explained the situation, everyone would have been calmer.

@cg79cam51

1y↑2.1K

This story reminds me of the times I tried to distract my parents with a long, rambling, nonsensical story so my drunken 16 year old sister could sneak back into the house without getting in trouble.

@jessewru6425

1y↑29

Legendary 🙌

@judyjones8876

1y↑25

Did you get away with it she owes you 😂😂😂

@boogieknights426

1y↑10

Thanks For The HEAD$ UP... Ai Always Fall For The $hit... Then Try Forwarding...and Forwarding...and Forwarding... till Ai'm Like Fuck It! Ai'm 52 With Menopausal ADHD!

@jackbirkenbachsr4066

1y↑14

It’s a flower pod !! Look it up! BS BS

@charmainecox8600

1y↑5

❤🤣❤🤣

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@carolinesc3615

1y↑1.3K

This is the most LONG-WINDED & REDUNDENT Story Telling I have ever had to suffer through. FAST-FORWARD through MOST of it. Trust me.

@Wikikiman

1y↑25

My thoughts EXACTLY. watch the first couple of minute then FF to the last couple of minutes to save your sanity!!! Dumb story altogether anyhow. If true, the doctor should not be a doctor because he obviously can't handle low stress situations.

@onlythetruth883

1y↑9

@@Wikikiman
So do a spoiler and tell us.

@cocacola4blood365

1y↑12

This guy should've been around for the age of sail, every shipping company and navy would've bent over backwards to get his wind generating talents.

@andchat6241

1y↑11

A better idea...fast forward to a different video .

@didntmeantomention

@@onlythetruth883 what the fuck is this shit supposed to even be about I can't bother to get through this shit

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@earliejohnson8943

1y↑581

The way that this story was told infuriated me!

@willowraine725

1y↑2

This looks like a picture of dried water lilly pods. I've seen this image on many fake stories.

@KermitRice

1y↑6

Agreed

@davidrockey7190

1y↑12

You got that right what a bunch of rambling get to the point a waste of my time

@dennisyoung4631

1y↑3

Insect Larvae? Botflies?

@pieceworkstudios

1y↑1

There are so many like this and I fall for their click bait hoping to find a good one 😔

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@porkchop2218

11w

Now that is what I call a shaggy dog story 😂

@Americanpatriot-zo2tk

6w↑1

I’ve been a registered nurse 37 years and even I can eyeball that until a parasitical organ organism

@blackjacket7118

46w↑161

This guy knows how to stretch the hell out of a simple story. Start at 13:50 for crying out loud.

@anthonydanaher2146

46w

thankyou i almost euthanized myself before the story told me anything

@lindalaw5466

45w↑7

You have saved my life!

@CreatorsCall

44w↑5

THANK you!

@janeschaech5222

44w↑3

BULLSEYE!!!!

@SPPR89

38w

Thank you, 2x speed is not helping enough

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@cplcabs

1y↑1.8K

Quite frankly, it was a relief when this story ended, it saps your energy and will to live.

@sugiartiningsih1455

1y↑14

LOL

@heartwing6415

1y↑66

Mark touched a plant. Skip to 14:25 The plant was destroyed and Mark was fine. You’re welcome.

@brianlitecky9798

1y↑5

Did you have to call the Samaritans?

@miraclemiracle9289

1y↑3

@@heartwing6415 Thank you !!!!

@anon2030

1y↑6

Especially in this trying time we’ve all been going through n it’s not over yet .

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@elhorrendo7026

3w↑1

Man has weird program called photoshop 😂

@KnowTrentTimoy

4w↑1

I'm not sure which was worse: looking at those nasty little holes in his thumb or listening to this tired long winded crap of a video explaining this mess!!

@junkybabes

1y↑962

If only there was a long version of this story.

@draganpanic3065

1y↑28

Yes, like 7 seasons with 15 45-minute series each!

@DW-wq2vn

1y↑12

😂😂😂😂

@DW-wq2vn

1y↑8

@@draganpanic3065 😂😂😂😂

@josephianelli2265

1y↑7

For the win 🤣🤣🤣

@HolyGrailArts

1y↑5

Lol.

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@solivier7983

1y↑167

If you have trouble falling asleep, this is the video for you.

@patrickbush9526

1y↑3

Wish I had seen this comment first.I just woke up, and I'm late for work

@darkraft1020

No i find the endless padding and waffle infuriating, would not help me sleep. Plus that would run the channels 'watch' time up. These type of videos should not exist.

@joshuad7953

1y↑1

It’s not bad….you just got skip the first 14:30 minutes to get to the point.

@brianhaley4471

Yeah, fiction puts me to sleep too

@annamarielewis7078

Hahahahaha

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@dashriprock5720

1y↑673

This guy is an energy vampire

@BlackElon1

1y↑9

😭😭😭💯

@sc33h3o3

1y↑11

The channel author?

@dashriprock5720

1y↑12

@@sc33h3o3 yes

@the_cosmic_mama

1y↑7

I felt it from the picture. I felt it even though I did not listen to the whole thing. I just came from an energy session and felt my energy shift... GROSS!

@kerryfyne5317

1y↑3

😂😆🤣…#💯

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@chrisfaub4071

27w↑1

7.3 million views? the sad part is every one that clicked knew it was a scam but clicked anyway.

@zombie88panda

28w

That's a picture of the top view of a lotus pod with seeds in it placed over the picture of a fingertip.. 😂

@davidbo3788

49w↑368

You have a gift of dragging a story waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay longer than necessary. 12 full minutes of just "Mark was worried and didn't know what was happening".

@jamescondall4705

49w↑1

😂😂😂😂

@Browneyegirl_13

49w

Omg I was like..."dude get to the fucking point" Never will I watch this channel again.....waste of data, time and energy. He should rather write children's books

@thegreatone773

49w↑12

Dude- I feel sorry for his former English teachers when they had to read his term papers. 😂😂😂😂

@noangel3652

48w↑8

I fell asleep zzzzzz drag out a story 😵

@robadams5799

48w↑2

I know, right?

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@jimbarrofficial

1y↑429

While I was waiting for the punch line in this story, my car was stolen, used for a joy ride, discovered by police, and put back in my driveway unscathed.

@lyahaokip4811

1y↑4

🤣🤣👍

@JP-li7hz

1y↑3

Yeah I fast forward it to the end to see what was up

@stevehoffmann543

1y↑26

While I was waiting, I got pregnant and gave birth. And I'm a guy.

@simonejt8060

1y↑3

😂😂😂

@simonejt8060

1y↑3

@@stevehoffmann543 😂😂😂

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@spinynorman9068

27w↑1

In the next episode of "The Unluckiest Man on Earth", Mark goes the same doctor with a small blue dot on his neck. He is immediately arrested for a triple-homicide and put into a SuperMax prison - without explanation! Tune in next week!

@musandlovu732

15w

Wooow ........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ReasonableAssumption

16w↑1

Wow , that was 15 minutes of my life I will never get back. 14 minutes of pure crap like the 58 page "stories" with the ads between each page.

@rasheedahmontgomery912

1y↑40

I unraveled grandma's quilt and stitched it back together and he still telling this story.

@coryk5883

1y↑522

I wish the narrator would have talked more about Mark's car. What kind of car does Mark drive? What color is the car? Make, year, and model? When did Mark get his driver's license? Did Mark pass the driver's test the first time? Does Mark's mom ever drive his car? So many details left uncovered...

@jaysomewhereinflyoverterri735

1y↑42

I agree, this video left too much out. It should have begun with something like, “After the child was born, the happy couple decided to name him Mark.”.

@michaelkohloff

1y↑8

Excellent reply.

@craigshrimpton5765

1y↑5

And so many details mentioned more than once.

@cartermcafee1142

1y↑1

He's part 🤖 robot

@paulcameron8838

1y↑3

The funny part about this comment is that my name is paul

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@lioness5061

22w↑1

I have worked in Dr offices and can tell you no one will willingly give up their place in line. I call bull on 75% to 95% of this story

@glennavants5655

26w

Whoever came up with the idea of photoshopping a lotus pod into someone’s body part, they sure did start a sensation. It’s amazing how photo shoppers are obsessed with this illusion.

@davidaroberts3175

1y↑184

The narrator completely left out what Mark and the date were wearing, what they ate, and the atmosphere of the restaurant. Does Mark drink coffee? Did he eat breakfast? How far did he have to drive to the doctor's office? What cleaning chemicals did they use? What was Mark's favorite music? His hopes? His dreams?

@8383kathy

1y↑5

Lol lol 😂😂😂 yep

@dwaynepagnotto6771

1y↑4

LMAO!!!

@BaddaBigBoom

1y↑4

That comment made it worth watching after all :-)

@friedmule5403

1y↑2

Yes it way too much to the point, he could at least make some buildup or tell a bit about the background, but nooo he had of cause to revile it all right from the start! :-)

@MiriamLove366

1y↑6

Also what were they doing in the forest? Did the mysterious plant completely eat the date?
Maybe Mark takes all his dates to the forest to die, and the plant finally got a piece of him.😳😂

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@petethehawk5186

1y↑259

My god this is like explaining to someone for 15 minutes why you had to go to the grocery store for bread, but not telling you about the bread until 14 minutes into it.

@jimnpen8451

1y↑4

this is what reading Dostoyevski is like.... but those books are 10 bn light years better than this

@robbs96

1y↑3

Just like a wife telling you a story... but a bit more to the point

@maximusaviationchannel

1y↑5

Dude is laughing all the way to the bank. 2.6 million views on a video this long just made him 30K and we all helped. UGH!

@dianeharrison4975

1y↑1

😂😂😂😂😂

@warpath6666

1y↑2

Speaking of bread, I was at the grocery store and noticed this very fetching lady. I decided to strike up a conversation with her. I said "I came here to get eggs and milk. You look like you came here to get bred" ...... man, that pepper spray is some nasty stuff 😄🤣😄🤣

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@johnboyjones2009

16w

And I thought I could waffle on so much without saying anything

@jameshutchinson2817

1y↑345

So glad for all the information on the woman who clearly despised him but still went on a date with him, it was so completely relevant to the story there is no way they could leave it out.

@clueless9245

1y↑6

LOL

Here I thought they would have stayed up all night talking with her!

Guess sterilizing his home was not needed.

@Andrewsgirl-xs5dm

51w↑4

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ahcapella

50w↑19

But can we blame her for disliking him? Mark has a more serious problem than his flesh-eaten thumb. Look at the video—his appearance completely changes every few minutes! lol

@roadgent7921

49w↑3

She's teasing...says no, really means yes. Strumpet...

@isabellind1292

49w↑3

It was to add suspense & drama so incels would think it was all her fault, lol!

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@elizabethgrylls978

1y↑60

If you have never had and never intend to have kids you can get the experience of listening to a 4 year old tell you a story by watching this video.

@ramairvic

Fake story!!! Search LOTUS POD for truth !

@robadams5799

48w↑1

Reminds me of "Colin" on "Animaniacs" who would toddle up to the camera and tell a long, ambling story, and end it by saying "K bye."

@dasik84

45w↑3

I have 3 years old niece, her stories are much more believable and interesting. With much better pacing.

@2countries1god

45w↑2

OK you get the comment of the video award. This made me laugh. At least, though, you have a CHANCE of something interesting AND shorter if you listen to the 4yo

@juliachristinaheikamp246

43w

Never met a 4-year-old that could beat this level of dullness and stupidity. As humans grow older, they just get more boring.

@zenithabcdeadlock8474

All of that could have been avoided if the cowardly doctors had just told him what they thought it was, and began treatment immediately instead of locking the door on him with no explanation, Terrible at their jobs.

@nazfrde

5w↑1

I wish I had read the spoiler comment instead of wasting half my life on this horribly written nonsense. I scrubbed through it and it still felt like i was aging. This could have been told in 2 minutes. I feel really sorry for the person who had to read this tripe, especially since it seems obvious he was seeing it for the first time.

@leandrodomingues4452

1y↑155

I started watching this video at 34 years old... Me and my family are now on our 90's most have died and ive lost contact with everyone while locked trying to see the end of this!

@TravelAficianado

1y↑9

I started this video at 25 . I'm now 99 years old and on my death bed. Still waiting to hear what happened

@frodolives8969

1y↑1

Ahahhahaahahaha

@swaggyrec1194

1y↑1

Factz

@top535tak

1y↑1

Iam still watching

@jenniferkeel1695

😂😂😂😂

@marcushull12

1y↑1.1K

I wish this story had gone into more detail, what he had for breakfast, his childhood, what all the other patients were in for, who repaired the doctors door for him to then shut it later on And how many days he was locked in there while they waited for the test results to come back , if he had his hearing checked if he couldn't hear them shouting at him to stop baning on the door... I feel this could be turned into a Hollywood blockbuster or at least a Netflix 26 six part series .

@charityrhoads2370

1y↑21

That’s funny.

@lynx6124

1y↑13

LOL!!

@doomfivepointfivesix2506

1y↑26

What the policemen badge numbers were

@wonderingtraveller4786

1y↑7

Loooooll hahahahha funny 😁 😂 😀 😆

@ramairvic

1y↑1

Fake story!!! Search LOTUS POD for truth !

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@wendi2819

Oh for Pete's sake. Worse than drunk uncle Billy cornering me at Thanksgiving with a big yarn about his cheating wife.

@lorraineforster8164

23w↑7

Thank you to all the viewers who cut this story short. ❤

@lindanevarez5513

1y↑128

I left my home in Kansas and moved to New Mexico with my husband in 1986. I had to go home and make arrangements to take care of my beautiful mother! While back home for a few weeks and my husband and I went back to Albuquerque to help our daughter with her car, we got there at 11:00 pm and went straight to bed! Next morning I woke up and my right calf had turned black!! A flesh eating bacteria that was in soil, that I’m not used to, ate all of my lower leg!
The doctors told my daughter to start funeral arrangements because I had a 15% chance of survival!!! Thank You God after 16 surgeries and a heck of a lot of pain. I’m still kicking!!!!

@peterbilt-bo1vy

1y↑6

So, you got the bacteria in Kansas?

@michelledmackey

1y↑4

God blessu2

@lindanevarez5513

1y↑2

@@peterbilt-bo1vy yes because I had been away for almost 30 years!

@redrosewarrior2806

1y↑4

No pun intended, right? Seriously though, how awful for you, but also glad you pulled through!

@hrantgeorge2444

So after 16 surgeries you thank fictional god and not the doctors? You could have saved yourself all that money and just asked god to save you. Actually you would have saved all that money for someone else if you relied on gods help. You'd be dead.

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@SarcasticChef83

1y↑119

I started watching this video when I was 12 years old...I just finished the video and now I have 4 grandkids!!

@aaronhollowell5788

1y↑1

Nice name it’s almost like mine!

@Angeprof

1y↑1

Bwahahahahaa 😂 😂

@BagladyNH

😂

@londynjo8258

😂😂😂😂

@Purpleiris444

1y↑1

😂😂😂 I had a hard time finish reading your comment because I was laughing so hard

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@gregorio4646

26w

Call me a sissy, but this is why I don’t touch plants or animals or pick up anything that looks interesting. I once picked up something I found and saw that same yellow geometric pattern on an novelty item. I instinctively knew it was harmful and dropped it.

@dadsvespa

Police rushed in and yelled for Mark's thumb to "Freeze"!! Marks thumb threw the finger, and dragged Mark up the hall, hollering "Live long and prosper"!!

@martalibs

1y↑204

If they gave an award for telling a one sentence story in the most roundabout way… you’ll win 😒

@blakedannion9232

Mark got a flesh eating virus from a plant while hiking.

@lewisdixon6203

1y↑3

The main point is STORY, in other words, Bull jive.

@allaboutmycats454

1y↑1

You don’t know my husband

@vahvahdisco

1y↑1

Is Rose from The Golden Girls anywhere nearby - I could do with a detailed story of this !

@ramairvic

Fake story!!! Search LOTUS POD for truth !

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@allesdurchprobiert

1y↑454

My grandchildren love this story! I started watching the video when I was their age.

@adaughterofissachar

1y↑17

Got a good chuckle 🤣🤭 I hate videos like this 😆

@cg79cam51

1y↑6

Excellent!

@Dr.Morticia

1y↑4

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@afrilifewealth8743

1y↑3

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IsThisShitOn7

1y↑1

Weirdos

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@andrewbeck990

29w↑1

Thumbnail: crop image of wasp nest with larvae on top of a crop image of human finger

@jobo1053

3w↑1

Luckily I listened on double speed so only wasted 8 minutes

@kenitrader9762

1y↑33

After 1 minute I came to the comment section and had a good laugh 😂😂😂

@ramairvic

Fake story!!! Search LOTUS POD for truth !!! Report him. He got paid for ! us (lying) and possibly causing a panic !!!

@DiamondZombie

lucky

@Cavemankind_

1y↑98

I cannot believe 1.7 million people had the patience to watch this video.

@horatiomh

1y↑3

Believe it, I just realised I'd seen it but couldn't remember the cause. So I've watched it twice.

@amg9163

1y↑4

That's 212 working years! (ar 2,000 hours per year). Collectively, everyone has wasted A LOT of time!

@foocland57273

1y↑2

remember
views are not how many people(or accounts) watched it

@brrjohnson8131

1y↑2

I feel like YT forced me to pretend that I watched this. Just to get it out of my feed.
"Don't recommend" means nothing?

@jeremybailey2469

I skipped a lot...

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@brycebailey7215

10w↑1

This is a nightmare! The doctors and police did not handle the case in a way to inform him and deescalate the situation.

@Tuberesu

Funny how Mark changes from white to black, bearded to clean shaven, young to middle aged : is the the hated woke gone mad????

@RickPMandel

1y↑518

This story, and others like it should be told to terminally ill patients with days to live. It won't prolong their lives, but it will it make them feel as if years were passing by, and will be happily awaiting death

@alwayssomething8344

1y↑23

Lol 😂 sorry but this comment is funny

@andchat6241

1y↑18

@@alwayssomething8344 Death or having to watch & listen to all that again ? .... I'd choose death !

@Mr.Jaysick

1y↑6

Lol

@cg79cam51

1y↑9

Hilarious

@jen-lnicole2043

1y↑2

🤣

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@theredking1569

1y↑161

This should be called the never-ending story.

@ramairvic

Fake story!!! Search LOTUS POD for truth !!! Report him. He got paid for misinforming us (lying) and possibly causing a panic !!

@harpersmythe658

1y↑1

😂😂😂

@trackrunner11

1y↑5

This reminds me of the movie'Airplane' when Striker was telling the passenger next to him his life story!

@kelleymaxwell4388

50w↑2

@trackrunner11...after hearing the entire story, I think I now have a drinking problem like Striker did🤣 man, I loved that movie!!! Especially Johnny (Stephen Stucker's character. 🤣🤣🤣)

@trackrunner11

50w↑1

@@kelleymaxwell4388 How about the Auto Pilot that the stewardess blewed up to keep the plane flying. It had a smile on its face when Striker and the doctor walked in !

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@jaggirl

22w

I had to speed this up 2x. To hear you speak at a normal speed..lol

@charlesbutterfield3464

15w

The doctor was extremely negligent. The doctors should have called an ambulance and notified the dispatcher that the patient has a dangerous infectious disease. The doctor has no excuse. The doctor needs to have his license revoked because he is not competent to be a physician and is a threat to the lives of his patients.

@kashkablue

1y↑187

How ABSURD! If this had been a true event the name of the virus/disease would have been revealed.

@ruthgard8390

1y↑7

🎯Right-on-ALL-points

@Cchee

1y↑19

Who call the cops most call the cdc

@cookie5335

1y↑3

Not true

@frutbump8283

1y↑10

They didn't want to incriminate either Pfizer or Moderna.

@michaeladdison4461

1y↑9

My kids grandmother loss her arm from a flesh eating bacteria. She broke her arm had a pin and rod put in it. 2 weeks later she said her arm was hurting. Her husband took her to the local hospital they rush her to st Mary's in st louis. They ended up cutting her arm off. It called Necrotizing fasciitis.

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@SoakDisko

50w↑34

I just read all 12,344 comments and Mark is still in the office waiting for what was wrong with his thumb.

@2countries1god

45w

he just found out that his thumb has secretetly morphed into his second nose which has caused him to rethink his existentialism

@lorrabon

45w

LOLOLOL

@wolcek

29w↑1

Well, I am now curious, what did Mark eat on 16.09.1993, can you add it to the story?

@johntucker2826

16w↑1

one would need to be seriously, seriously bored to put up with very much nonsense like this......

@wanderlking8634

44w↑316

"Mark was basically a boring person." This storytelling perfectly embodies Mark's personality.

@jmeers393

44w↑4

Wait....do you mean Mark, or Peter ?

@AliceBowie

41w

A boring video for a boring story about a boring person with a boring problem. And it's bullshot because that's not how doctors or police work, at least in the US.

@fruitgums

41w↑3

The very fact that you got a "love" makes me wonder how in Gods name there are 647,000 subscribers to this channel. The narrative was appalling

@user-to2gh7sg3l

40w↑1

Mark has an adequate vision and a brain good enough to not be taken for a complete idiot. Great minds think alike..... Actually any brain that keeps you standing is able recognize and be pissed off at bogus clickbait.

@michaelpipkins4546

39w↑347

Somehow, you've managed to get 650k subscribers to a channel that puts out garbage clickbait crap. Congratulations to you. You're a bonafide YouTube sensation and proof that anyone can succeed if they don't give a sh!t about content, but post really good clickbait.

@william.youare6736

37w↑13

Yea, this channel is clickbait hell!!

@feraldrgn

37w↑7

It's very likely a botted/bought subscriber count.

@juneknapp8774

36w↑4

😆

@DMSProduktions

35w

The poster is a total loser!

@Chris-dm1je

32w↑7

I just love that this comment got one of those little heart things from the channel.

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@edwardpaddock2528

29w↑1

This really seems like a teenager wrote it.

@1bhaihay

16w↑1

A story is a story.

@OscarInAsia

48w↑247

Mark had a strange round spot on his finger. When he went to the doctor to get some answers, he was shocked what they found out! But first some backstory.... around 13.8 billion years ago, all the matter in the Universe emerged from a single, minute point, or singularity, in a violent burst. This expanded at an astonishingly high rate and temperature, doubling in size every 10-34 seconds, creating space as it rapidly inflated. Within a tiny fraction of a second gravity and all the other forces were formed. Energy changed into particles of matter and antimatter, which largely destroyed each other. But luckily for us some matter survived. Protons and neutrons started to form within the first second; within minutes these protons and neutrons could fuse and form hydrogen and helium nuclei. After 300,000 years, nuclei could finally capture electrons to form atoms, filling the Universe with clouds of hydrogen and helium gas. [PART 1 of 84,578]

@OldManArmStrength

48w↑11

This is just a highlight of the full podcast, and only welcoming Mark to the show. The podcast took 73 days to wrap things up.

@brsrc759

46w↑3

😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

@benigro12

46w↑4

@@OldManArmStrength I found your rendering missing elemental parts, but enjoyed it immensely despite being such a short version.

@VickiBee

46w

And you guys don't believe BIBLE stories are possible?
A tiny fraction of a SECOND?
My ex-husband is a Ph.D nuclear research scientist, who worked for the Navy, doing God-knows what and he never told me. The Navy managed to upset him within 5 minutes where everyone else had failed to get him to be emotional. They wanted him to do something for them and he said no, but he never told me what it was.

@paulgordon6949

46w↑4

@@VickiBee yes. You never heard of a nuclear reaction before? Like an atomic bomb? They happen real quick.

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@john56801

42w↑31

I'm here reading the comments while this guy goes on. Clearly I'm not missing anything.

@-agent-47-80

39w

I really wished I read the comments first...🥺

@1stDecomaniac

38w

Wish I had read the comments first. 😢

@tracyking4372

37w

Right

@thebigguy8306

Wow, that was a long walk to no where - I'll never get that 16 mins back

@CelticAngel555

1y↑100

So he could have been told what it was then instead of being locked up. Strange way for medics to behave, particularly when he was becoming distressed.

@stephenperretti8847

1y↑2

@celtic angel.
How about giving the guy a pair of examination gloves.

@andchat6241

Its ' a strange way for medics to behave ' because it's been totally made up..

@edennis8578

1y↑1

Sounds like a typical small-town hospital.

@McPierogiPazza

1y↑1

There's no reason to isolate a patient with this type of infection.

@tamahawk_1111

30w↑35

“Police aimed their pistols carefully” hahahaha!
Thats too funny!!

@BJ-xh8tg

🙄🥱

@lynnjepson8218

17w

so, is the guy "Mark" or "Peter" as that name keeps showing up when the name Mark is said. LOL...16 minutes I will never get back! Joke's on me!

@anamariecameron7874

11w

to those doctors do your damn job if you are not going to do your job you need to be fired and put in prison

@geofjones9

1y↑30

Remember when teacher would assign a 5,000 word composition as "busy work" punishment? This has the marks!

@ramairvic

Fake story!!! Search LOTUS POD for truth !!

@twizzle1112

1y↑201

Mark took a dump weighing approximately 2.35 lbs. on Thursday evening. It was around the consistency of soft serve 🍦and appeared to be speckled with small yellow lumps. After a lengthy conversation with his physician, both decided bringing in a sample was the right course of action. Mark was nervous that entire night , getting little sleep. The next morning he rushed to the doctor. The poo was thoroughly examined. The yellow lumps that caused so much concern, were determined to be pieces of 🌽. Hearing the results, he remembered having 🌽 as a side with the previous night's dinner.

@larryjelvik919

1y↑11

thx havent lafed that good often enough

@SkromnitsaKrasotka

1y↑2

@@larryjelvik919 ditto 😀

@spiritseeker8220

1y↑10

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You left out how Mark was up thinking about it all night before the doctor. Mark could not figure out what this could be. Mark couldn't wait to speak to the doctor. Should Mark go early or should Mark wait til his appointment. Should Mark take someone with him to the doctor or go alone. Mark wasn't sure 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and so on

@thehaveners1229

1y↑3

@@spiritseeker8220 😂😂😂😂

@melissadwiggins

1y↑3

🤣🤣🤣

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@User-mb6kj

29w

This is like a taxi ride stretched out to feed the meter

@yellowrose45

I have a wart on my L thumbprint. I was in the military, so my prints are on file. Very certain that I must never commit a crime, cuz it’ll be way too easy for them to identify me! LOL

@coolclide7672

1y↑113

Mark had a flesh eating virus and police had to keep him at hospital and to find the plant that did it. There is the story omg

@subfreq3339

1y↑9

Thanks, saved me some life time wasted! Lol

@katiecurrie9709

1y↑3

what was the virus called

@carlstanton2550

@@katiecurrie9709 it's called Nomonurhumanfleshicron. Nasty little virus that eats away at the meat on your bones.it starts from the inside and eats its way out of you.

@tomasbeha1645

Except there's no such virus, but flesh eating bacteria does exist.

@Gauban32

1y↑2

Ty cause this was boring lol

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@debiingle4069

1y↑220

Sounds like a load of bull to me, and I have 20 years working in the Medical field. The picture looked a bit like a blown up version of a planter wart, I had one when I was a kid. They make up these stories just to get our reactions.
Linda Nevarez- Your leg made a complete recovery? Now that is a really scary life and death story!

@kathyw7143

1y↑16

It looked to me like a seed pod from a plant.

@kathyw7143

1y↑11

I agree that pic looks like it is photo shopped to me. There isn't any inflammation or anything.

@hobman

1y↑21

It's a photoshopped picture of a lotus pod.

@kathyw7143

1y↑7

@@richardwricht6347 To get views Hun, to get views is all it's about.

@lindataylor2391

1y↑3

From one Linda to another, I salute you. Lol but u are so right. It's utter bs 💜😂🤣😭😆☺️

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@user-vk7zq9ig6o

26w

You can sure add a lot to a story that was worth all of five minutes.

@louisvizenor2518

21w

What a story. What a picture. Police create police lines. That is the reason the police had to be called.

@thetruthwillsetyoufree809

1y↑47

What do I think of this story?
I believe I just wasted a few minutes of my time, that I won’t even get back. 🤦🏽‍♀️

@hobman

1y↑3

Lol. It's a photoshopped picture of a lotus pod.

@AnthonyPerezR

I would have sued the hospital for not telling me earlier

@tammybuchert568

I was personally moved by the plea to subscribe, after they had proven this story was 15 minutes too long. 😂😂😂😂

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