Rhodri "Rhod" Paul Gilbert (born 18 October 1968) is a Welsh comedian who w… Read Full Bio ↴Rhodri "Rhod" Paul Gilbert (born 18 October 1968) is a Welsh comedian who was nominated in 2005 for the Perrier Best Newcomer Award. In 2008, he was nominated for the main if.comedy (as the Edinburgh Comedy Awards were then branded).

Gilbert appears on television and radio panel shows, has performed stand-up on the Royal Variety Performance, and hosts a weekly show on BBC Radio Wales.

Since 29 September 2014, Gilbert has been the presenter of BBC Two panel show Never Mind the Buzzcocks, ending a run of five series without a permanent presenter.

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@FrauM.

3y↑172

This is a German woman, just woken on new years day, having a laugh over this video while her fiance tries to sleep beside her. Thanks Ovid and a happy new year to all of you!

@mindfuldrone

3y↑9

And a happy new year to you too!

@tsoiboy4073

3y↑5

Thanking the Norse gods, eh?

@C95Aaron

@@tsoiboy4073 mmpmmpmnpphh

@davidlim9533

3y↑144

Ed Gamble, take a bow - what a great tongue twister that was!

@peterclarke7240

3y↑5

I was mightily impressed. Even if he had a week to work on it, that was some good word-wranglin'

@amandacox2933

3y↑3

Have you noticed he lost more weight though....

@cancer_sucks

@@amandacox2933 thatll be the cocaine...

@laurasmith772

5⁵
Kiik

@amandacox2933

@@cancer_sucks nnnooo... Really??? Damn...

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@anthonymcgrath570

3y↑34

The show is brilliant, can’t believe I didn’t get on board earlier !........love it. !

@Tht1Gy

3y↑1

Hey, ya got there. That's the main thing! I had the same experience early summer '19.
There is a play list out there of the entire series starting from the beginning, the early 'oughts' - "'00s".
Happy watching.

@jonaslind8123

3y↑6

There is another level above this: James Acaster.

@sopcannon

3y↑1

@@Tht1Gy earlier ones are better

@Tht1Gy

3y↑4

@@jonaslind8123
Finders Keepers, shut up!

(If you don't know, look it up. Very funny stuff)

@chiaroscuroamore

3y↑35

Thanks for posting this and the other Mock the week episodes

@RIXRADvidz

3y↑21

what you're doing at midnight on NYE is what you'll be doing the rest of the year.
this is going to be on ReWatch for the next hour and a half so I can be bursting out laughing , laughter is the best medicine and the greatest gift next to happiness, thx KD. Thank You Ovid for the quality hilarity you've provided. it does the trick.

@greenfirecats303

3y↑15

Taiwanese here, glad to find this to help me through the first day back to work after the holiday :P (yes, we still get to go to work and do other normal stuff in Taiwan). Thanks for the uploads and a late happy new year to you!

@cannaweallgetalong7168

1y↑2

You are awesome Ovid. Have just finished watching the last two episodes. Already sad that MTW is not going to be on next year

@stevenbrett1088

3y↑17

Exodus ...... brilliant Ed.

@james_baker

3y↑19

Thanks Ovid.

@centurionquincy3899

3y↑15

23:30
Obviously Angela has never heard of Hentai

@williamjansen1

3y↑2

Thanks for the efforts in 2020. Be Happy!

@kingda117

3y↑12

19:30 "Where did I leave that sock?"

@andrewjohnson6716

3y↑8

Maisies bit on Jeremy killed me!!

@Tht1Gy

3y↑6

"Thanks. I needed that."

@EastyyBlogspot

3y↑37

I wonder if Essential oils count as essential items

@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869

3y↑1

I worked in essential oil’s last year.

No. Not even petroleum.

@Temple-of-Procrastination

3y↑1

Awww, I had essentially thought that's what was essential
now I'm disappointed essentially

@hedgehogzilla

3y↑2

I haven’t watched mock the week in years but I still remember the theme like it was yesterday because my mum would watch so much of it when I was a kid hahah

@rick_fortune

that 8 out of 10 line had me spitting coffee

@liquidsnail7305

3y↑2

Great content!
Great channel!

@SuperLegionnaire

3y↑10

Obviously Angela Barnes has never heard of Fritz the cat.

@yikes3154

3y↑43

Ed Byrne is the funniest on the show hands down. The rest are class n all but i laugh at everything Ed says 😂

@noahduffin5492

3y↑7

I also think it's also due to the unique relationship he shares with Dara.

Hugh has the relationship forged from the many years they've spent on the show together, but Ed and Dara have a close friendship with them also both being Irish, which allows them to belittle each other on a more personal level.

@yikes3154

3y↑4

@@noahduffin5492 yeah I can understand that because the banter they have between each other flows really well. Like, there's no awkward laughing or anything it just goes so smoothly

@pennygreening9210

3y↑9

😂😂 Thanks Ovid.
Was amused by Hugh's parody of Trump then realised I laughed more watching the real thing

@OpreRoma

3y↑7

That's kinda the hard thing about doing Trump satire, just when you think you've suitably exaggerated him to make your point, he goes and ups the batshit ante and makes your satire look more like a really bad actor playing Trump in a documentary

@michaelprozonic

3y↑9

technically, it is called a drill motor

@npcrafterak1246

3y↑1

Thanks! Happy New Year!

@Frunkleton

3y↑1

Love the skinhead girl !

@Liodegrance

3y↑11

It's an electric screwdriver: it has a reverse setting for removing screws.

@danniluxgarbe429

3y↑2

No, because they make electric screwdrivers that have a reverse setting.
Drills tend to have an adjustable chuck to accept a wide variety of bit sizes, whereas electric screwdrivers have no chuck, only accepting one diameter of bit.
additionally, Drills tend to have a much higher potential torque as they are meant to actually... drill... the hole while driving the screw, whereas electric screwdrivers are meant to loosen and/or tighten screws in existing holes, and thus require less torque.

@lynnenormandeau318

3y↑1

I call it a screw drill..

@Liodegrance

3y↑1

@@lynnenormandeau318 that's a special sort of drill bit for drilling screws

@TheMarktube101

3y↑1

It’s called a combi drill.

@angeloflight00001

That P 45 Joke made it to the show on its last season

@steveleebs5270

27w

I must be the only person the in the world that 2020 was the best year of there life lol

@peterclarke7240

3y↑71

Ed Gamble: "I'm waiting to see the Tories' zero tolerance Dalmatian policy"

Yeah, given where Dalmatians originate from (Croatia), I think we're already seeing that.

@jacobl6714

Goddang, the brits do the same thing as a lot of americans it seems, where you just pretend that anyone to the right of center even slightly is literally hitler. Good lord lol people are allowed to think different things than you, and it's beyond disgusting how almost to a man every person in media, movies, tv, news and comedy pushes the Message and the Narrative. Bugger off, both "sides" have valid ideals and picking one team and agreeing with every single thing they think is the sign of a moron and a sheep : p

@callnight1441

i didnt realize that was hugh dennis doing trumps voice at first! XD

@aaronpincus6095

I had a friend in the US Navy that told me the story of an female that had finished her service and when she was leaving she said to one of the officers "You know you're going to miss me." To which he replied, "I'll name a sock after you."

@neilxt

Iplayed In a blues band years back. When discussing a set list I couldn't place the song when someone suggested Cold Shot. Turned out I'd been rehearsing for months but always hearing That's a Cold Shot, Babe as a tLlets go Shopping

@87654321j

3y↑32

14 billion how much does one 50ml hand sanitizer cost

@RIXRADvidz

3y↑3

the good stuff isn't cut

@hymanocohann2698

3y↑1

Plus it's counterproductive, soap and water is the most effective anti infection treatment.

@jaycorbin6145

@@hymanocohann2698 Well if you're going through a shop or something where it's in and out, hand sanitizer if far more effective that washing your hands everything you take a step in a shop.

@rebelraccoon9018

@@hymanocohann2698 Hand sanitizer is for when soap and water is inaccessible not when you're chilling at home. I use hand sanitizer in public transport etc.

@emporioalnino4670

3y↑2

Yo ace ✌

@wowyaywowyaywow

3y↑14

Hope ovid doesn't get covid! <3

@psistis80

3y↑9

Could someone please explain to me that P 45 joke is about?

@iello911

3y↑21

in the UK, termination of employment form (= "pink slip" in the US).

@eugenielegrand8590

3y↑1

@@iello911 Thank you ! Hadn't gotten that one.

@willbill6449

3y↑6

what kind of haircut is that??
You know what I'm talking about!

@foultarnished0101

3y↑1

Looks like the hairdresser gave up half way through.

@kanedaku

I think she said it was kids in her support bubble (niece or nephews)

@arthurtheslime9359

I quite like it to be fair, it's rather quirky.

@NichaelCramer

3y↑6

1] Thanks so much for posting this.
2] Can someone please explain Milton’s “I loss control of the bus” joke?

(We hear so little from him here in the US, I’d hate to miss out on even one of his jokes.)

@sopcannon

3y↑9

the wheels on the bus go round and round..........

@razenoid1554

3y↑3

He joined in on singing the wheels on the bus with the kids and lost control of the bus

@goldenpony822

3y↑7

man Dara's eyes sometimes are frightening what is he going through hopefully it's just temporary insomnia or overwork...?

@Rincenso

3y↑3

I think it's the light from the background reflecting off those plastic thingies making all of their eyes a bit odd.

@goldenpony822

@@Rincenso don't tots buy it man, Dara's eyes can look so much more dark and swollen, also on other vids (just on mock though so mb you're right). I just hope he's ok cos he's so lovely.

@leonnZawodowiec

3y↑3

He gets infection in the left eye sometimes happen previously he got an eye patch 🙈😂

@vellamo1404

3y↑6

No james acaster whole season?? Shm

@brucemckay6615

3y↑1

Milton... Fucken hell he is the best!!!!

@davidmaxwaterman

3y↑1

Milton joke about joining in with the song and losing control of the bus??

@maaaaaay

Magic school bus

@emporioalnino4670

3y↑1

The wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town.

@luminousfractal420

Big thanks to hugh for all the years. Milky milky 😏

@iagree5313

I'm really not one who (not posh, just in Auckland) comments in lock down 😵, however "You're brilliant, Maisie thank you." . 2.30 am here 48 hours not much sleep. 🙃

@luminousfractal420

Is it how many times can you hear "is it?" Before you want to burn the universe.

@kicksledkid

3y↑14

Oh that opening didn't age well, did it?

@philoshaughnessy906

3y↑1

Is Ed Byrne Hank Marvin's long-lost younger brother?

@cabbage4372

3y↑2

13:05 It's not a mirror. It's a painting. There's no way he has a reflection.

@jenh8056

Ed is just done lol

@MxMattyB

18w

8:00 speaking of 8 out of 10, when are those cats gonna stop countdowning. countingdown? maybe susie dent can take a vacation and tell me which one it is

@DavidOakesMusic

3y↑15

I have no idea who Joe Wickes is - so that 5 minutes was lost on me.

@samshorto5433

3y↑6

Apparently you've got no idea what Google is either.

@DavidOakesMusic

3y↑7

@@samshorto5433 Apparently you have no idea what a conversation is.

@samshorto5433

3y↑3

@@DavidOakesMusic Apparently neither do you. This is a YouTube comment section. I wasn't aiming to start a conversation.

@rebeccam2553

3y↑11

Joe Wickes is a personal trainer who has written some cook books and is an all-round healthy person who did live PE lessons every morning from March to June meant for kids but followed by loads of people.

@lakrids-pibe

3y↑3

I thought for a while they were talking about John Wick...

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@mladenivkovic9792

Can somebody please explain the joke at 22:12 please? What's dark about P 45?

@emporioalnino4670

3y↑4

I think a P45 is something you recieve when you get fired in the UK

@DrewSavo

3y↑1

Yes, when you get fired from a job you are handed a document called a P45.

@sorin86yt

This is S19E09, according to Wikipedia.

@LokkerG

How novel: a power tool holding a power tool.

@reefemcg7264

3y↑11

20:38 what on earth is that haircut

@prunehead

Woke

@stewartlaird4571

3y↑2

A lockdown haircut.

@gpodoyma

skinhead

@matthewhartt5887

Jerry Lewis meme

@antonymilne1346

@@stewartlaird4571 like many of us during those months, cutting your hair in the most ridiculous way possible was her chosen way to entertain herself lol

@throneup

One thing my dad taught me about UK Politics, Labour can't count, and the Tories don't care.

@lakrids-pibe

3y↑7

Ed Byrne: How many children would I have, if songs could get pregnant?

Ed Byrne is quite the crooner, isn't he?

Oh, I must have misheard the joke...

@Symkain

....socks....not songs. Having said that.....I would be quite the father if socks could get pregnant.....

@glebeboi

I thought he said - How many children would I have, if socks could get pregnant?

@kingelder2

3y↑9

Sorry if this offends anyone but what's up with the woman's hair is it some sort of lockdown joke, it's like a skin head with a fringe and a bit stuck on the back

@kenny6683

3y↑1

yeah she got bored in lockdown n decided to do it. it’s a big regret for her

@billythepigeon7345

3y↑3

It was a popular style with female skinheads in the '70's and' 80's. She did joke about it, but I suspect she had a reason. It is subjective of course, but I think that hair style really works for some people.

@011keepers

Yea, she said it was lockdown boredom and regrets and hates it

@matthewhartt5887

It's a homage to Jerry Lewis.

@josiecarl4671

its just a lefty nonentity woke attempt for attention.

@2x4noah

3y↑4

Who’s Joe

@DavidOakesMusic

3y↑4

Don't ask Sam Shorto.

@trindog5843

3y↑5

Some bloke who ran a online pe class.

@Dalexb

3y↑2

Joe momma.

@emporioalnino4670

Sleepy Joe biden

@DrewSavo

I assume you are referring to Fat Joe Wicks......sorry, Joe Wicks.

He is a British “celebrity”. He is a fitness coach, online personality, and an author of several books on the subjects of healthy eating and exercise. Whilst he was well known before Covid, he became a sensation during lockdowns by hosting online fitness classes which people who didn’t have jobs to do joined in. That was during the first and second lockdowns. By the third in the UK, most people had moved on, hence why Dara rebranded him as Fat Joe Wicks, as someone who had also given up.

@distantcoff7391

20:04~ no way it's a genuine like, that's is an adult woman, NOT a CHILD and therefore undesirable.

@exessex3522

2y↑1

11:29 I'm not a comedian or comedy writer by any manner of means but I am a comedy consumer and I really like this show. However, I do get slightly irritated when "The answer is..." is a large number. Just listen to the suggestions, it's just the same kind of thing every time by all of the panelists. And it doesn't matter whether it's "1 000" or "14 billion", they all just say the same tired old stuff. Just wanted to get that off my chest. Now that I have, I may press 'Cancel' instead of 'Comment'. Hmmm... what to do?

@emporioalnino4670

Wtf is cyber?

@emporioalnino4670

1 year later and I still have no clue

@pauleyers7665

;

@Wankle.

3y↑4

2:29 that hair is absolutely horrible

@samppawest

3y↑1

I don’t mind stolen content on Youtube, but when it has ads or other means of making money, I have a HUGE problem.

@jimmyoakmeister

3y↑2

It's likely that it's the BBC or some other third-party putting the ads on, as most small creators don't get the options.

Youtube's claim system is weird and frustrating, and it often claims videos without letting the uploader defend themselves

@samppawest

@@jimmyoakmeister I love BBC playlists because they don’t have ads. BBC didn’t do this ’cause this isn’t a BBC video. If the ad-revenue isn’t going to a non-american cancer study, it’s BS.

@adriano.augusto

Sukh Ojla makes jokes about how she looks, but she doesn't look bad at all.

@distantcoff7391

13:10 that's not a mirror, coz if it were as everyone knows vampires are invisible in mirrors.
Also those are two different pictures, look carefully, they are close but not a reflection in a mirror.

@rolandexclusive6306

3y↑2

what's the point with the perspex dividers?

@DavidOakesMusic

3y↑11

I'm guessing mostly for optics and so they don't get angry people writing in. I'd imagine that all the guests have to get tested multiple times - Dara said he has to get tested every week - so the guests must have to as well.

@Liusila

@@DavidOakesMusic They actually said right after that they weren’t being tested. It might have been a joke but seemed genuine. It’s all voluntary anyway though.

@DavidOakesMusic

3y↑3

@@Liusila I imagine for insurance reasons they all get tested beforehand.

@keithmacfarlane5907

3y↑2

to stop them spitting on each other?

@Alex-lu5tn

3y↑7

Maybe because of some virus I heard on the news once? just a guess

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@josiecarl4671

sad to see a once great programe go down the woke tube into oblivion..thankyou bbc

@nocomment1984

What the fook happened to that birds hair 😕

@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869

Resident Select Slow Bitin wondering around, joining the majority of Americans who can’t believe that he won the contest to be the selected resident of the White House

@stuart8taylor

3y↑4

Angela clearly hasn't seen Terminator 3. That or she ignored it because it spoiled her joke. That and the entire sarah connor chronicles TV series.

@ChestOfDoom

3y↑5

tbh only 4 people have actually seen SCC so its understandable

@billythepigeon7345

3y↑3

It's a comedy panel show not a fandom convention.

@doom3798

3y↑2

idk the name of the woman with red hair but she's got to be one of the least funny people i've ever seen

@MyFantapants

3y↑3

What the christ is her hair doing?

@robertwilson3183

Darragh get teeth

@Arcona

3y↑1

Worst haircut ever... Did she lose a bet?

@matthewhartt5887

It's a homage to Jerry Lewis.

@Arcona

@@matthewhartt5887 I don't recall him having that haircut..

@dillybilly9466

The panicky justice architecturally rot because star positionally bat aside a overt fork. wacky, brown age

@grahamsowerby6087

3y↑2

This is a typical response from people desperate to earn a living! It doesn't matter who is in control in the world these people will say anything to earn their living!

@basketcase297

3y↑2

5:50 when home lockdown haircuts go wrong.

Oh sorry that’s not funny for Mock The Woke, I’ll try again.......

Trumps haircut.... hahahahahaha hilarious

@kazuya9288

3y↑7

The moment they made Angela Barnes a regular on this show it was ruined

@jacryder735

3y↑3

Dara’s monologues are the most long winded, least funny attempts at comedy I’ve ever heard.

@bertybertface1914

3y↑3

Shame they don't have comedians on this show anymore. It has simply become a safe space for wokeists to get exposure.

@arthurtheslime9359

2y↑2

None of the morals on this show have changed, dude. What show have you been watching....?

@soundcrank6214

3y↑5

The panel increasing look like a trans activist movement. The jokes are slowly getting just as dreadful.

@hopsta5628

3y↑24

You should have thrown in a bit of your homophobia to go with your hateful comment about transexual people, a wet fart has more character than you.

@jonaslind8123

3y↑13

You sad, sad person.

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