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Comments from YouTube:

Spooky

49w↑33.9K

At this point Kurzgesagt should rename their channel Daily Dose of things I need to worried about now.

DuplexWeevil337

49w↑144

Lol

Aamir Razak

49w↑853

Or daily dose of anxiety

Verbindungsfehle

49w↑233

Well you definitely don't need tho. It's not like you could do anything about that anyway

Jakov M

49w↑282

Daily dose of unnecesarry existential crisis

Grant Eggert

49w↑19

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Jor Rah

47w↑2.8K

"We only know that its happened every 300,000 years, and that its currently 480,000 years late on the next shift"

bodhi reket

42w↑92

Hahahah yeah how tf does that work???

sixfcp

42w↑192

they never said that its on a perfect schedule, thats just going by data from years ago

Jor Rah

42w↑106

I'm not doubting that it's happened before, I'm more so terrified about what could possibly be making it late- and would that mean that it could come any time now?

Felix Rivera

42w↑26

@Danny nothing uou said was anything short of sheer opinion. Being off schedule for a timeline that exceeds the scale of the one you are pushing by hundreds of thousands of times means absolutely nothing. You are comparing pennies to millions here saying that millions don't exist 😂

Jor Rah

42w↑63

@Danny you wanna argue a piece of alleged information from an ancient religious scripture against the massive amounts of mathematical and astrophysical studies and evidence tested and peer-reviewed over decades of research? Like I don't wanna diss believing in religion individually, that's your prerogative, but if let's say I might have cancer, Id rather go for a CAT scan rather than a priest calling the divine powers to check if I have cancer

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Bitzer

48w↑1.3K

Plot twist: We're already in the weakened magnetic field stage and just don't know it.

Abhyuday Singh

46w↑39

We don't know it, but some certainly do

Fefek1

46w↑41

So that would mean in some time the magnetic field will be better and space radiation will be practically gone?

water games

45w↑4

@Fefek1 and you will be 10x heavier.

Participator of Tomfoolery

45w↑170

@water games i think youre confusing magnetism and grabity there bud

Luke Ishee

45w↑23

@water gameswhat? 😂

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Corbin Wilson

49w↑7.4K

Imagine we’ve been in the weaker magnetic field stage for a couple thousand years and the magnetic field is actually much stronger than what we think it is as a consequence.

YouTube Sucks a**

48w↑293

Scientists would have already discovered that if the magnetic field was stronger than it already is or at least I hope so

VreikeZen

48w↑420

@YouTube Sucks a** I think what he means to say is that the magnetic field is actually weak and it could get stronger

Imaginary Lines Drawn in Metaphorical Sand

47w↑660

An interesting thought, It's probably not the case though.
If scientists know there have been pole shifts, it's probably because they can measure or observe the changes it caused in the past and therefor what the weakened magnetic field looks like.

Mario Animates

47w↑29

That would be a relief

Fibero Fibero

47w↑54

@Imaginary Lines Drawn in Metaphorical Sand I know scientists are good at observing the past, but i'm pretty certain they can't actually really detect different strengths of the magnetic pole in DIFFERENT PERIODS OF TIME, Especially not exactly accurately since there is certainly a certain magnitude higher than about a 6 minute gap consistently between each shift/strength change.

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Erischan08 VII

48w↑1.5K

Kurzgesagt be dropping that good news as if anyone who's watching this today could last thousands of years to outlive our magnetic field's emo phase.

animoments

46w↑24

fr like bro a thousand years is a long time

Eric Moore

44w↑4

He said we're overdue for not one but two flips.

Also, it's nice to know our descendants will be safe.

animoments

44w↑3

@Eric Moore what about the descendants during the phase. a thousand or more years worth of descendants

H.U.S.K.

44w↑3

@animomentsim sure they'll figure something out
right

Jm Mateo 933

44w

Yeah

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Emerald gecko

48w↑114

Me waiting for Kurzgesagt to switch their channel name to daily dose of doom

PreferablyAnonymous

49w↑8.8K

Kurzgesagt shorts might be the best thing that has happened to yt shorts for a long time

asksteevs

49w↑58

The only thing that would be even better is if they just went away entirely.

orion

49w↑5

@asksteevs wdym

Adam Wójcik

49w↑49

@orion the only thing better for shorts than kurzgesagt shorts is if shorts didn't exist at all

Aamir Razak

49w↑1

For sure

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°•CJ•°

48w↑94

I would already be dead by the time it stabilizes 💀

guy who smells like cinnamon

47w↑6

"a couple thousand years"

gammarayburst

44w↑1

So one day banking and gps just stop for the rest of our lives?

Eren B.

43w↑8

@gammarayburst not unless we use radiation and electromagnetic shields for critical electronic infrastructure.

Richard Head

39w↑1

I was asked to rate your comment by Google, I rated it "relatable"

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Russia ball

45w↑14

"The weakened field causes more radiation"
"Hey you look a bit hot."
"You think?"
both burns

Celine Augustine

49w↑3.8K

New fear unlocked:

Elent HD

49w↑42

why should you be afraid???

it is likely that such an incident will repeat itself when you are dead

Aerostarm Politics

49w↑119

If it helps, when this does happen you will get auroras all across the globe so it will be very pretty

iiOkram Mii

49w↑94

@Aerostarm Politics "uh oh, the sky is aNxiEtY cOlOrEd"

AManWithNoName

49w↑85

@Aerostarm Politics as a bonus, watching them will triple your skin cancer chances!

Ninja Doge

49w↑18

@AManWithNoName Delightful indeed

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Doperator

48w↑21

Kurz is being an educator has clearly picked up on the shorts format really quickly, one could say they done their research.

frogerP

48w↑20

So basically When day breaks but calmer

Nill Bye

42w

Yeah

Nill Bye

42w↑2

At least we’re not melting

scp and object show fan173

35w↑1

Scp reference

Centauri Studios

49w↑5.6K

NOW THEY'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE A LOOP

Isaiah Olaru

49w↑228

They already knew...
They just showed us a mere fraction of their knowledge

oofooflemon

49w↑13

ikkkkkkkk

GabeTune

49w↑41

@Isaiah OlaruLmao they probably know what is going to happen geopolitically in the next million years, but also knows not to tell us because that would break the space-time continuum.

Terrance Nightingale

49w↑9

They're EVOLVING!

Isaiah Olaru

49w↑21

@GabeTune Of course they do.
"Kurzgesagt" probably means something like "All-knowing memers" in the future

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Dave Land

48w↑8

The perfect loop is [chef's kiss].

kawaleo

48w↑8

and this is why Leon Edwards is the most aesthetic man in the universe.

Gar G

49w↑8.9K

Good news: It’s not a doomsday scenario

Bad news: It’s gonna last a lot longer than just one day

Dark 282

49w↑436

yeah i think the human race would survive but at least half will die from indirect consequences....

Gar G

49w↑331

@Dark 282 Agreed, it’ll make life difficult for a lot of people and likely even be a major setback for civilization itself, but I’ve no doubt that we as a species will survive as we always have

김주빈

49w↑52

@Dark 282 Perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

Terrance Nightingale

49w↑92

"Doomsmillennium" just doesn't roll off the tongue.

GS Reads

49w↑23

@Gar G We haven't always survived. Were we around for the last flip???

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Bob

48w↑3

Now every time my Internet goes out I'm gonna have that one thought at the back of my mind...

Gn5

36w↑1

Kurzgesagt casually dropping anxiety attacks

Checkmate O' Clock

49w↑850

Can't wait for Earth to do a flip and get 10-10-10 on the scoreboards

gameatube

49w↑13

Here before this blows up.

WHLSHRK

49w

@gameatube yes

iiOkram Mii

49w

@gameatube agreed

Kittsuyo Kamekiri

49w↑9

Here before this flips

Terrance Nightingale

49w↑4

Here before it's scored.

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Gunes Oral

47w↑2

These shorts are too high quality to be shorts. You guys are the best!

I'll Be Back

41w↑1

Absolutely loved the representation of the stock exchange.

FTFxHailstorm

49w↑724

Now I can get a small dose of overwhelming dread in 60 seconds or less.

Alex stekcub

45w

It’s not true btw. This is physically impossible

Halonic

45w↑3

@Alex stekcub source?

Alex stekcub

45w

@Halonic are you 4?

The one who uploads nothing

43w↑2

@Alex stekcubare you?

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StormbreakTheStormwing

44w↑1

"The internet would be disrupted"
screams

Tond0_Lag@do

37w

Now i can't live without being worried everytime because of this guy.

CreativeCreeper

49w↑756

I love how they can't have a video without a burning duck most of the time

Xercodo

47w↑19

Iirc patreons can design, name, and decide how their birb will die, so every birb you've seen explode was a supporter

RCgoose

46w↑1

KEEP IT AT 666 LIKES

Friday Californiaa

46w↑1

Even with a short, KurzThingy amazes us =)

Cartoon Corpze

40w

It may not be doomsday but certainly feels like one.

BlueCrayFish20 🦞

49w↑1K

Kurzegesagt shorts are just as entertaining and educational as their long-form videos.

SuperSekula

49w↑7

Are they? This sucked. It ended so abruptly.

Embloax

49w↑7

@SuperSekula it supposed to be a loop though

SuperSekula

49w↑5

@Embloax Fair, but Kurzgesagt already have to compress and simplify a good amount of information normally. Now they have to do it far more to satiate peoples rapidly declining attention spans. Maybe I'm just bias against shorts but I think informative and educational channels should really try to avoid them.

DuccDev

49w↑5

@Embloax I hate that trend so much. People try so hard to make their videos loop for no reason whatsoever and it ruins the quality of the video.

I hate that they’re doing shorts tbh

Mega

49w↑2

I like long more

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taqqle

48w

kurzgesagt putting meme man in the stocks is now my favorite meme inclusion

Kaden Moulton

38w↑1

Someone’s internet turned off near the end of that and they flipped out

Toasties

49w↑171

What a great final short before bed.

Zephyrus!

40w↑1

,they lied to themselves.

Notsmart

41w↑2

Guy made me have 100 stages of anxiety even though he sounds so calm 💀 He rlly needs to be called " daily dose of anxiety"

mistery man arquived

34w

"bro... who the heck killed the wall of flesh"
-magnetic last words

Zerg_Mutalisk

49w↑412

Bro just imagine an animal using a map

NotCreativeZZ

49w↑7

Normal in his videos

Zerg_Mutalisk

49w

@NotCreativeZZ I’m talking about in real life

Efflorescentey

49w

HankMF

48w

monkey pirates find a banana hoard

Girl In Red

48w↑3

I mean we are animals that use maps

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Perplexing Paradox

48w

Imagine you're standing still holding a compass and it suddenly goes crazy

Nicolaski

46w

On Doomsday, ever since the womb ‘Til I'm back where my brother went, that's what my tomb will say

Senior Tabouleh Analyst

49w↑100

Time to put this into the "Existential Crisis Playlist"

D Heavenly

34w

"One more short before bed"
The short :

Liam Bower

40w

We honestly have pretty much no idea what's going on at all times, we haven't been around long enough to know for sure

EthanDoezYT

49w↑57

This channel always fills me with existential dread and major anxiety. Sometimes they release a video that makes me feel happy but most of the time when I click on a video at random it’s always scary stuff that just fills me with dread and an inability to do anything and feeling of hopelessness.

Aznackdreampower

49w↑3

Yeah, I feel ya, man.

Youssef Elalami

48w↑1

I didn’t know why a fully grown team of humans will gather to make a short with no clear answer, just some speculations to make themselves feel good about how smart they are about some magnetic field shit or smtng

EthanDoezYT

48w↑1

@Youssef Elalami not everything is black and white.

Juca

47w↑1

Awesome it’s such a turn on

AFFROBO

47w↑1

@Youssef Elalami its interesting

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Jacob Watkins

49w↑2

I've been terrified of this for the past few days since I've seen this. I mean, no internet, can't just ignore it, skin cancer almost certain, I just get sick feelings every time I think about this

Chukwudi Okoro

44w↑1

So we’re over due and when it comes next it’s gonna come without mercy

JackaBOY

49w↑269

Fun Fact: Our North pole right now is technically the magnetic south. Vice versa with the south pole. So when a compass is pointing North, it's actually South. Also the magnetic pole shift could be tomorrow or in many lifetimes past ours. The chances of it happening now is definitely higher than the chances of it happening a while ago but it'd probably not come in our life time so there's no need to worry.

michel

49w↑51

you know what would also be awful? a huge coronal mass ejection hitting earth while the magnetic field shifts

Bryce B

49w↑3

@michel disasters come in 3s

Kittsuyo Kamekiri

49w↑4

@michel 😢 im scared

MarcusScience23

49w↑11

This is happening because the currents in the core travel opposite of Earth's rotation,. hence their north poles (by the right hand rule) are in opposite directions (approximately). However, this means the geographic poles align with a compass, because opposites attract. But after the flip, the magnetic and geographic poles will match up.

Martín García

49w↑2

The magnetic North of a compass point to the magnetic South of the Earth that is actually 400km (approx) from the North pole (rotational North) of the Earth. Btw both are moving 😅

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unknown1

48w

The cameraman:nah I'm fine

MarshmallowsAreMyRoleModel

47w

at this point just rename youself "daily dose of anxiety"

Oanimaki Uannkai

49w↑62

There is a possibility that we are experiencing a pole shift. However, due to our already weakened magnetic field, we cannot accurately determine the strength of the magnetic force. According to the video, the previous pole shift lasted for approximately 3000 years. While we have yet to fully comprehend the effects of a devastating event in 1997, it is imperative that we strive to comprehend the geometrical shift that occurred 3000 years ago.

Jojough

48w↑6

300,000 years*
Off by a factor of 100

Jojough

48w↑6

In addition, it says the last one was 780k years ago, so nowhere close to 3k.

I don't really know what the deal with that is, but it seems like somethings up with the magnetic field.

Samuel Mellars

47w↑5

@Jojough If you re-read the original comment, they said "the flip took 3k years" not the time between flips. Like, from magnetic field starting to weaken, through the polarity flip and until the field re-stabilized. That took 3 millenia. Not the duration of stable magnetic field between polarity flips.

Yelple

47w

I like that Kurzgesagt uploads shorts now!

MrIver

34w

The uno reverse card floating made my day

MKKS4559

49w↑125

Just a few days ago, I wanted to do some reseach on the magnetic pole flip. Thank you Kurzegesagt, once again, for answering questions I forgot to ask.

TheUnableDerk

48w↑1

Thank you for giving me information I would have loved to not know 😭

Bunny_bell

49w

"a fate worse than death is better than this"

-einstine

RoPlayz Blox

49w↑99

this channel is now known as “Things That Make Me Want to Build a Doomsday Bunker on Mars”

gammarayburst

44w↑5

I take your point but it's interesting you chose this video to comment and a place with no magnetic field as your refuge.

Jm Mateo 933

44w↑2

I think living on Mars would be worse than this

When

41w

If you can live on mars bases then earth bases would be a cakewalk in comparison

Kma K

37w

Mars doesnt even have magnetic field

Caved

48w↑1

This video is like a supernova of knowledge, bro! 🤓🚀🌟

ItzMeLucasLol

48w

"One more video before bed"
the video:

Facterino Commenterino

49w↑113

Today's Fact: In 2008, a man in Australia claimed to have discovered a 50-pound gold nugget while using a metal detector in a field.

Pilotno1 Didunia

49w↑6

Cool

SchonkigPlavuis

49w↑2

Good for him

Charlie

49w↑12

His metal detector should have remembered gold isn’t magnetic before claiming it could find it out in a field.

harry pjotr

49w↑11

@Charlie a quick google search will tell you metal detectors can actually pick up gold while higher frequency detectors pick it up better.

Charlie

49w↑6

@harry pjotr If you go deeper than a quick google search, you’d see that gold is only magnetically detectable when alloyed with with an element like copper, which is much rarer than native gold or silver alloy.

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fis001r

38w

This would make for a great doomsday movie

Noob Chunks

48w↑1

Yay now I have even more existential dread

Umair Butt

49w↑31

That was a perfect loop! And I'm not talking about the magnetic field lines.

Kapatid n yha yhang vlog

48w

kurzgesagt pulled out an uno reverse

Taye Brown

47w

"Earth's magnetic field is definitely going to flip." Ah, something it and me have in common

Lee Thao

49w↑11

Kurzgesagt using the uno reverse card AND THE STONKS GUY. I didnt know my life was incomplete until it was completed.

SpacePizza

45w

And the fun part is that it's already starting.

Super Saiyan 9900

48w

They really give you perspective about the things that matter. I really like listening to these things (hard irrifutable truths) that everyone can agree on.

Alex

47w

There is no such thing as an irrefutable truth, by definition of science! But yes, they are quite strong arguments.

Sean Marshall

49w↑9

The ability of this channel to be knowledgeable, and insightful, yet also cause acute existential dread is just amazing.

Lolbit7069

46w

No wonder why I’ve been acting weird with my natural instincts

Arqueiro gameplays oficial

48w

New thing to keep me awake at night discovered:

Binnz

49w↑98

Glad I won’t live long enough to go through this especially with the no internet problem

A Trebuchet

49w↑59

Unfortunately, this isn't a future problem. This is a could happen any day now problem.

css

49w↑10

The internet thing is a problem?

Lucifer

49w↑3

@A Trebuchet how the magnetic field isnt this weak yet?

Mincat

49w↑32

@Lucifer it could get weak starting right now, tomorrow, etc. we have no way of knowing when it’ll start getting weaker.

Ivan Orozco

49w↑6

@A Trebuchet watch again mate. It's not a sudden thing

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Jonny

37w↑2

We’re way overdue every disaster at this point

Darkonyx6

36w

Boiiii 2050 will be lit, every disaster at the same time with doubled intensity 🔥🔥🔥

Vũ Trọng Quyền

45w

let us appreciate the smooth transition at the end to the beginning, making the introduction the conclusion and again and again.

Normiee

49w↑45

I have unlocked a new fear.

The Power Lover

49w↑1

Those are not a great concern, but certain geomagnetic excursions are. Those might kill between 60% to 90% percent of the humanity with the current tech level. So fear better that.

Crumby Cat

47w

ME to

Per Son

41w↑1

@The Power LoverUnless we harden the grid which will take a while

Baldermenear

47w

Ah so thats the bad feeling ive been having💀

Anthony Aiello

40w↑1

This might explain why my internet connection always sucks

Landon Ricketts

49w↑42

Thank you for the existential dread

Liên Lê

48w

duck burning to his death
"Yeah I'm totally fine"

BFDIforLife

44w

No way Kurzgesagt just sneaked the stonks meme in the video

Amiin Z

49w↑16

Bro, a lot of doomsdays are waiting for us

The Power Lover

49w↑2

Those are not a great concern, but certain geomagnetic excursions are. Those might kill between 60% to 90% percent of the humanity with the current tech level. Solar flares are way too strong for a weak geomagnetic field.

NinjacatCreative

45w

Why is it that everytime I hear about something deadly like this, enough years have passed so it could happen any moment

Vivin Aaron D.

48w

This will keep me up at night

For goodness meme

49w↑74

No way he just used the reverse card

Ashley Cantrell

49w↑5

They used the stonks meme too

Qayssar Jrd

44w

Daily dose of existential crisis

OverlyObsessiveWaifu

45w

So this is where the idea "When Day Breaks" comes from

Alx_

49w↑15

Kurzgesagt is now adding loops in shorts lol

Boarboi

48w

Losing global communication sounds exactly like a doomsday scenario

help1ng

48w

That one butterfly in Australia that relies on the poles to aim their flightpaths but also has a genetic disease that gives a small part of each generation a mutation that inverts this so they would survive a Magnetic Pole Flip. Or the usual mpf as the Butterfly's call it.

sonicpowerYAY

49w↑8

Earths magnetic field is definitely going to flip

uno reverse card

Pepper Lane

36w

Imagine seeing this and your phone immediately freezes after that would be terrifying

Just Jonathan

48w

That’s why my wifi has been so terrible lately.

TwilightMysts

49w↑15

If I remember correctly, magnetic north has been doing an anomalously large amount of wandering in the last year. Is it possible that this is already starting?

asgacc

42w

It is

Amnesia Enigma

42w

And speeding up.

Joloin

37w

What about the south though?

Amnesia Enigma

37w

@Joloin it is no longer located on Antarctica. Moving up towards the Indian Ocean.

Sammy

48w

damn it they reached heaven again

☯SenDragon☯

46w

So that's why we're searching for another planet so desperately

History Jovian

49w↑14

Damn kurzgesagt creating anxiety. Very kurzgesagt

Ishuduh

49w↑1

Maybe if you’re like 12 lol

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Dot Animations

35w

New fear added to my collection!

Kai Dougan

48w

Discord mods: looks like I’ll survive but not for long cause the internet

PixelNob

49w↑9

I like how they use an uno reverse card

m24

46w

can we appreciate that kurzgesagt used the uno reverse dead meme

Andro¡d

47w

The quality of these videos ARE UNREAL

Ramiago

49w↑19

Now that's a flipping fact

Comatose_Gopher

36w

“Hello everybody this is your daily dose of panicking thoughts.”

M Ward

45w

i love how the audio loops around. completely snapped me out of the things i was visualizing after taking that information in

Big rat

49w↑5

NO INTERNET!???

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