Girlfriend
Roy & Derek Lyrics

Good evening to y'all that's all in my biznass
You know, the folks who kiss this ass
Of course, I hope we both get that
Cause memories be like 6-packs
For instance, it was last Tuesday
Naw, it was Sunday, excuse me
I seen this shit that done threw me
Like in the sense that it moved me to shoot this to thee, on 2 feet
This bitch was pulling my 2 cheeks
Like "You so cute, you so goofy" and "Boy, you flow just like Newsweek!" Now hold up, I'm from San Souci
And all of that, well that's true, see
But really now - about you, please
As in the vowel that sounds like cows mooing
I hope you know what you doing
Cause if you don't, we both screwing
She says, "Ok, I'm computing. Don't tell my boyfriend, it will confuse things."

If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night

Now back to the action, as it done happened
She asked me if I had aspirin
I had to laugh, and refasten my pants with half an old napkin
To pass the silence we sat in
We both imagined us back when
The world was plucked for our grasping
And who'd have thunk it go cracking, and have us packing...like Mac-10's
And acting out 'til we backspin
Then passing out without captions
I'm having doubts that y'all catch wind
But anyhow, we out back when
The phone, it rang, like "Who's that?" and
She picked it up, "It's my man" and "Hold up a second, it won't be more than"
"Hello? Oh, how you is baby?
I'm chillin' cold, you know, gravy
I'm thinking though, you gon' hate me
I love you so much, I'm fucking like crazy!"

If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night

If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night
If that's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night