Scary Movies
Royce Da 5'9 feat. Eminem Lyrics

What's your favorite scary movie?
Eminem starts the song asking Royce, who he addresses as Slim Shady, about his favorite scary movie.

Yo, Slim Shady!
Eminem greets Royce who he knows is a big scary movie fan and a skilled rapper.

Y'all want to make a movie?
Eminem asks Royce if they can collaborate on a rap song and create a masterpiece like a good scary movie.

We got the film right here
Eminem offers his rap lyrics and Royce's skills to make a great track.

What? Yeah I'm one of them pretty rappers Buck if I really hafta, I really slap ya King of Detroit who they namin the city after (what?)
Royce introduces himself as a rapper who is considered more melodious but can get aggressive if needed. He also claims to be the King of Detroit, the city he hails from.

Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard shit Into your heart with, content, yo who wants to start with
Royce praises himself and Eminem as rappers who deliver deep, hard-hitting lyrics that can touch the soul, and challenges other rappers to compete with them.

Experts, Bad and Evil is comin soon MC's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb
Royce announces that the rap duo Bad and Evil, comprised of him and Eminem, is releasing new music soon, and any rapper who can't match their skills might as well have never been born.

This sh*t is written, in my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin (what?) Leavin all of you cats sh*ttin kittens I gotta diss you, my n**gas be cockin pistols
Royce boasts of his lyrical prowess and aims to intimidate other rappers by threatening them with violence.

Six percent, of y'all n*ggaz is just pretend Clicks with clits, p*ssy n*ggaz stink with dicks (what?) N*ggaz act bully, and blast for the fast penny My auto is fully, plenty of n*ggaz packin semi
Royce claims that most rappers are fake and weak, with their crews being made up of women, and they only act tough to make money. He warns them that he has an arsenal of guns and is always ready to retaliate.

Speak darts; yo you get paid? Rhymin about it is the sweet part You can't be street smart with a cheap heart Five Nine, a street n*gga with deep feelin (what?) I keep illin, my steez willin to keep killin (what?)
Royce says his lyrics are sharp and lethal and if other rappers want to make money, they need to have tough hearts and be street-savvy. He prides himself on being a genuine street person and always staying true to his violent rap style.

Fuck rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts Trust that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
Royce condemns fake rap and rappers who can't deliver real lyrics on tough beats. He warns them that if they try to fight back, they will only end up getting hurt and humiliated.

And I'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns N*ggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders What? Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique stalls I'ma pit bull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw (what?)
Royce says his lyrics are powerful and he stays true to himself, unlike rappers who create fake personas and then disappear after one big hit. He warns other rappers that his aggressive style will make them freeze, and he is like a fierce pit bull, raw and untamed.

Split y'all, holla, "It's on!" Then I diss y'all All of y'all n*ggaz get pissed on claimin you pissed off
Royce challenges other rappers, saying he will split them and then humiliate them with his lyrics. He mocks them for pretending to be angry when he insults them.

Y'all want drama? want to make a scary movie? Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it
Eminem and Royce challenge other rappers with the hook, saying they want to make a scary movie-like song where every rapper brings their best team, and they will not be intimidated by anyone. They claim to be directing and starring in their own movie-like rap song.

The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
Eminem brags that he is fearless and can even drive off the Grand Canyon, jump out of his car, and land on his hands. He warns any rapper who dares to compete with him that he will strip them down in seconds, making them look invisible.

I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail Bill Clinton, hit this, and you better inhale 'Cause any MC that chooses to go against me Is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave me alone!)
Eminem says he would rather die or go to jail than not be a successful rapper and challenges Bill Clinton to smoke weed with him. He warns that any rapper who tries to compete with him will be humiliated like Monica Lewinsky.

Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed Screamin to Aunt Peg (AUNT PEG!!!!) With three spokes stickin out of my pant leg Fuck a headache, give me a migraine Damnit I like pain (AHH!)
Eminem describes an incident where he came home on a bicycle, screaming his aunt's name after injuring himself. Despite the pain, he enjoys it and even asks for more.

And you should be anywhere that I might gain You rap knowin you wack You act up and I'm throwin you down a flight of steps Then I'm throwin you back up em
Eminem warns that if someone tries to compete with him, they should be prepared for a painful fall down a staircase. He also suggests that he could bring them back to life and throw them down again.

If they don't like the track, fuck em The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a Mack truck And then backed up on
Eminem says if someone doesn't like the music that he makes, it doesn't matter, and he will not change it. He implies that his rapping style is so powerful that it will hit them harder than a truck and then drive back over them.

And any half-assed known rapper to trespass Better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding! Ding!) So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (Hurry up man!) I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie
Eminem warns other rappers that if they try to challenge him, they will end up in a violent, fictional wrestling match. He tells the medic to get ready with medication because he is even more sick than a tribute to the rival rappers Tupac and Biggie.

Bad... the bad... Uhh, when the bad meets the bad.. yo.. The evil Take the evil with the evil Put em together What? Nine-nine Two times.. Slim Shady.. Royce the Five Nine
Eminem and Royce refer to themselves as the 'Bad' and 'Evil' duo and suggest that their collaboration will be wicked. They put their evil minds together, 99 times and introduce themselves as Slim Shady and Royce the Five Nine.