Rock You Like A Hurricane
S.O.D. Lyrics

If I eat, a little kid, sticks his finger in my plate
When I'm trying to eat, someone always tries to interrupt me and invade my personal space

I be signing autographs, for three months straight
I am so popular and in-demand that I have been signing autographs for an extended period of time

I got jet-set women, who offer me favors
I have many women who want to be with me and offer me special treatment

My face is a thousand lipstick flavors
I have so many women kissing me that my face has thousands of different lipstick colors on it

Need a sip of lemonade, I'm a slave to my trade
Even when I'm thirsty and need a break, I am not able to relax because I am always dedicated to my work

From all these lights my complexion might fade
The bright lights and constant attention may be damaging my skin and appearance

Secretary overworked, by a money hungry jerk
My assistant is being overworked by a bad boss who only cares about money

Got a letter, answer woman, won't you freak out on my shirt?
I received a letter from a fan, and I am wondering if she will be so excited to see me that she will leave a mark on my shirt

Your ears are clogged, your head as hard as a log
You are not listening to me and are being stubborn and difficult

My privacy robbed, let me do my job
I need my privacy to do my work properly, but you keep invading my space and making it difficult for me

You funny lookin' slob eatin' shiskabob
You are an unappealing and unattractive person who is eating messy food

You're the reason why my eyes are on the doorknob
You are making me so uncomfortable that I am constantly looking for a way to escape

I'm straining not complaining for a casual life
I am working hard and trying to remain positive despite wanting a more normal and relaxed life

Something normal nuttin' formal three kids and a wife
I want a simple, traditional life with a spouse and children

I'm dying from the spying that you're putting me through
Your constant watching and monitoring of my life is making me feel suffocated and overwhelmed

I perspire I'm on fire when I'm thinking of you
You have an intense effect on me and make me feel nervous and excited

News reporters, invade my borders
I am constantly having to deal with the media and their intrusion into my life and work

If I think it I will say it, you might have a recorder
I always speak my mind, but I am wary of the media recording and broadcasting my words without my consent

And then, uh oh, the nation's in upheaval
My words or actions could cause a major uproar or controversy

Old dating always thinking at me evil
People are suspicious of my motives and intentions when it comes to romantic relationships

You're stepping on my heels, you're breathing down my neck
You are closely following and annoying me, making it difficult for me to move freely and comfortably

I'm not Rodney Dangerfield, so give me respect
Even though I am famous, I still deserve to be treated with respect and dignity

What it all adds up to, is just one thing
All of this leads to only one conclusion

Run-DMC is, the king of the swing
We are the best and most successful group in our genre of music

And if you mess with us, you'll be a real short liver
If you try to interfere with us or compete with us, you will fail and not last very long

You may be big but our bodyguard's bigger
We have a powerful and effective security team to protect us from any harm or danger