Blak Pudd'n
SWV Lyrics

Boy, be quite, follow me and tip toe
Be quiet and follow my lead carefully and cautiously

Don't wanna make too much noise
We don't want to be heard or discovered

Sneaking in your window
We are secretly entering your room without being seen

So pull down the shades
Lower the blinds to prevent anyone from seeing what's happening inside

'Cause my neighbors are kind of nosy
The neighbors are curious and like to pry into other people's businesses

Comfy, cosy, now off with the clothes-why
It's time to get comfortable and remove our clothes

Can I get a witness? Betta fitness
Can I get someone to testify or confirm that what we are doing is good and healthy?

Baby, we can do it, take your time, do it right
We can engage in sexual activity, but we should take our time and do it properly

Lick my belly button, whisper sweet nothings
Performing oral sex on my belly while whispering words of affection

In my ear to get my hormones in gear
Whispering is arousing me and getting my hormones active

Now, mamma's little baby loves toast and jam
I enjoy eating toast with jam

Melts in your mouth but not in your hand
It's a good product that melts in your mouth but doesn't stick to your hand

Black pudd'n
Referring to sexual intercourse

Separates the boys from the men
Engaging in sexual activity for a long duration tests your stamina and separates those with endurance from those who do not

You can knock all day Jehovah but you can't get in
You can try to enter, but the person won't let you in no matter how hard you knock

Maybe you can get a scoop, if you're really all of that
Perhaps you can have sexual intercourse with me if you are good enough

And you can leave your fake fingernails in my back
You can hold on to me tightly, and your fake fingernails may scratch my back

Now, I may not be a lady but I'm surely all woman
Although I may not be what you expect of a lady, I am fully a woman

So check it, the proof is in the pudd'n
Here is the evidence that I am fully a woman and can engage in sexual activity

Can I get a lick? Can I get a lick? What?
May I please have a taste of your sexual fluids?

Must be Jell-O, 'cause pudd'n don't jiggle like that
The person's buttocks must be Jell-O-like because pudding doesn't jiggle like that

Yeah ain't that a fact, pull out your spoon
It is true, so it's time to engage in sexual activity

And let's begin the mixing, always in the bedroom
Let's engage in sexual activity, but only in the bedroom

Never in the kitchen you can get busy
Sexual activity should never happen in the kitchen, but we can get busy elsewhere

With your head beneath the blanket, Flip it, spank it, gettin' buck naked
It's time to engage in sexual activity with each other

'Cause women in the 90's want more from a brother than a part-time lover
Women in the 90s desire more than men who engage in sexual activity only part-time

Who's wack undercover, so brother, do your duty
Men who engage in sexual activity only part-time are not the greatest, so do your best

When it comes to the bedroom, don't let him eat the pudd'n
Don't allow a man to waste time or be lazy while engaging in sexual activity

If he ain't got the head room
If a man doesn't have the aptitude or stamina for sexual activity, forget about it

So, dip, D I P, dive if you wanna be a diver
If you want to be a good sexual partner, immerse yourself in the experience

Sport a helmet with a light like an old gold miner
Be prepared for the sexual activity, as though you were going into a dangerous situation

No need to taste test the pudd'n's always fresh
There is no need to check before engaging in sexual activity as it is always appropriate

So, brothers, wear a bib if you're gonna make a mess
Be prepared for the fluids that may come out during sexual activity

Proof is in the pudd'n, so come get a taste
The evidence that I am a woman is a result of sexual activity, so try it out to see for yourself

I know that you love it from the smile on your face
Your smile shows that you enjoy engaging in sexual activity

Up and down like a slinky, let's get kinky
Let's engage in sexual activity and explore new territory

The cream in the middle of a Twinkie
Referring to the sexual fluids within a person

'Cause I likes my men cot diesel
I prefer my men to be strong and muscular

And if you're unleaded then nigga, just forget it
If you're not strong or muscular, then it's not worth trying to engage in sexual activity

You can't rub my back, or kiss my neck either
I won't allow you to touch me or kiss me in any way

With you sniffy, sneezy, coughy, achy, stuffy head fever
I don't want to be with someone who is sick and has a runny nose, coughing, aches, or a stuffy head

Undercover lover, in between the sheets
Engaging in sexual activity while trying to conceal the identity of the person involved

As the bed springs creak, while I rips up the beat
The sound of bed springs is heard while engaging in sexual activity, which contributes to the beat of the act

Brothers love the pudd'n like Lucy loves Ricky
Men adore sexual activity just as Lucy loved Ricky in the TV Show 'I Love Lucy'

Joanie loves Chachi, or Micky loves Minne
Similar to the phrase 'couples who love each other, like Joanie and Chachi or Micky and Minne'

But I have getting hickies on my neck in the summer
I have marks on my neck from suckling or biting during sexual activity in the summer

'Cause wearing a turtle neck is a bummer
Wearing a turtleneck during hot weather is not comfortable, so hickies are visible

I heats up the mike 'til your blood pressure rises
I heat up the microphone, or engage in sexual activity in a way that gets your blood flowing and heart racing

It ain't the kind of pudd'n Bill Cosby advertises
The sexual activity I engage in is consensual, unlike how Bill Cosby behaved

But if you front on the pudd'n, you might not get your spoon in
If you act uninterested or hesitant in engaging in sexual activity, then you may not receive the opportunity to do so