Doin' the Krabby Patty
Spongebob Squarepants Lyrics

Stick your hands up in the air
Raise your hands in the air

Shake your bottom like your pants are square
Move your hips like your pants have been squared off

Start a tremblin' down in your knees
Feel the excitement in your legs

Slide on the floor like it's covered with grease
Slide on the floor as if it were covered in grease

Would you like a little extra cheese
Do you want some extra cheese?

Now you're doing the Krabby Patty
You're now performing the Krabby Patty dance

Flipping patties at the Krusty Krab
Cooking patties at the Krusty Krab restaurant

That's how I started this brand new fad
That's how I started this new dance craze

I know I'm looking good right now
I know I look good at this moment

With my big blue eyes and my L7 trow
With my big blue eyes and my L7 pants

You wanna learn well I'll teach you how
If you want to learn, I'll show you how

You'll be doing the Krabby Patty
You'll be performing the Krabby Patty dance

Throw out those hot dogs, burgers and fries
Get rid of hot dogs, burgers, and fries

Lose the bowls of chili and the piece of pies
Don't eat bowls of chili and pieces of pie

How do you cook it man that's no riddle
How to cook it is not a mystery

You gotta sizzle just a little in the middle of the grill
You have to cook it just right in the center of the grill

Just ask any gourmet fish
Ask any gourmet fish

It's Bikini Bottom's number one dish
It's the best dish in Bikini Bottom

The Krusty Krab's really where its at
The Krusty Krab is where it's at

Look how we rolled out the welcome mat
Look how we welcomed you

The patty's skinny but the buns are fat
The patty is thin, but the buns are thick

When we're doing the Krabby Patty
When we're performing the Krabby Patty dance

Oh, you wanna learn how to do the Krabby Patty
Oh, you want to learn how to perform the Krabby Patty dance

Well, here's what you gotta do
Here's what you need to do

Take your patty and throw it on the grill
Put your patty on the grill

Can you feel it? It's such a thrill
Do you feel the excitement?

Now you reach up and put on some ketchup
Now put some ketchup on it

You're a natural-a with that spatula
You're a natural with that spatula

Let the mustard trickle and little slice of pickle
Let some mustard and pickles on it

Now put it on a bun, you're almost done
Now put it on a bun, and you're almost finished

Here it comes, yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Here it comes, yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Buy a bag, a box, a carton, a case
Buy a bag, box, carton, or case of Krabby Patties

Stomp your feet and feed your face
Stomp your feet and enjoy your food