Don't Be A Jerk
Spongebob Squarepants Lyrics
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Christmas means presents and mistletoe
sharing and caring
So during this most festive season
please, don't be a jerk
Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you
It's Christmas
There's a sign above the line that says, "Express"
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas
When others are talking never interrupt
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
The song "Don't Be A Jerk (It's Christmas)" by SpongeBob Squarepants is a reminder to everyone to be kind and considerate during the Christmas season. The song emphasizes the importance of sharing, caring, and bringing joy to the world. SpongeBob urges listeners to remember that Christmas is not just about receiving gifts but also about being respectful and helpful to others.
The lyrics suggest various ways to avoid being a jerk during the holiday season such as not interrupting others, being nice to babies, animals, and elderly people, using turn signals, not screening calls, not wrecking the house while decorating, etc. The song reinforces the message that if you expect others to treat you with kindness and respect, then you should do the same.
Overall, "Don't Be A Jerk (It's Christmas)" teaches us to be courteous, thoughtful, and considerate towards everyone we encounter during the festive season. By being kind and spreading joy, we can make a positive impact on others' lives and create lasting memories to cherish.
Line by Line Meaning
Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here
Greetings everyone, SpongeBob Squarepants speaking
Christmas means presents and mistletoe
Christmas brings gifts and traditional decorations like mistletoe
sharing and caring
It's a time for giving and kindness towards others
So during this most festive season
Therefore, in this period of great celebration
please, don't be a jerk
Kindly avoid being rude or selfish
Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do
Spread happiness to everyone, that's what you should do
But the world does not revolve around you
Remember, the world doesn't just revolve around you
There's a sign above the line that says, "Express"
Above the queue is a board that says, 'Express'
That means ten items or less
This means only ten items or fewer allowed in this line
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
Show kindness to babies, animals, and the elderly as well
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Because you would like to be treated the same way
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Signal while driving and don't ignore my calls
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls
While decorating, don't damage the house
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Throw your gum where it won't stick on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
Press the toothpaste from the bottom to avoid waste
When others are talking never interrupt
Don't interrupt when others are speaking
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
Avoid insulting someone or leaving the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
It's a moment for being with family and food like turkey and holly decorations
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
This is the season to be joyful and not ill-tempered
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Avoid rummaging through the cereal box excessively
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Take the prize but only the flakes should be left
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Santa brought almost every gift you wished for
Why whine about the one that he missed?
So, why complain about one gift that Santa couldn't bring?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
Kindly avoid being rude or selfish
It's Christmas
It's the time of the year to celebrate Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
Kindly avoid being rude or selfish
It's Christmas
It's the time of the year to celebrate Christmas
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Andy Paley, Thomas Kenny
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