When I'm Gone
Stoned and Beautiful Lyrics


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Queuing with the old folk
There's and old man with a wicked smile
Not through smug politeness
He's doing it in style

No savings book or flannel slacks
No "Pardon" when I heard them ask
Just a vodaphone and a filofax

When I'm 64
I'll dream on

They all bore the milkman
Stop him for hours at their front gate
He just sits and thinks
I'll make the bastard wait

No dribbling or incontinence
No longing for the old sixpence
Just smoking weed till age makes sense

When I'm 74
I'll dream on

They all save for Blackpool
Just for the cheap companionship
Meanwhile he counts pennies
For a different trip

No smoking pipes and drinking bitter
No eyeing up the baby sitter
I'll trip up kids and I'll drop my litter

When I'm 84
I'll dream on
When I'm 84
I'll dream on late
I'll dream on
And I'll whisper late

You're in your nineties Arthur
Be careful with your back
Exercise your muscles




I'd rather Jack
I'd rather Jack

Overall Meaning

Stoned and Beautiful's song "When I'm Gone" explores the idea of aging and how people view it. The first verse talks about queuing with the old folks and making people wait in style even when they're old. The old man mentioned in the song has no savings book or flannel slacks and no "pardon" when he is asked. Instead, he has just a Vodafone and a Filofax. The lyrics are indicating that old folks don't have to give up their sense of style and can continue to do things in their way, even at an advanced age.


The second verse says that they all bore the milkman and that he waits for them for hours, but the old man just sits and thinks, knowing that he will make him wait. The old man mentioned in the song doesn't have any of the physical problems that old age can bring, such as incontinence. Instead, he has the ability to smoke weed until age makes sense in his mind.


Line by Line Meaning

Queuing with the old folk
Standing in line with elderly people


There's and old man with a wicked smile
An old man with a mischievous grin


Not through smug politeness
Not due to arrogance


He's doing it in style
He's living his life with flair


No savings book or flannel slacks
No savings account or old-fashioned clothing


No "Pardon" when I heard them ask
No need to ask for clarification


Just a vodaphone and a filofax
Just a mobile phone and personal organizer


When I'm 64
When I'm older


I'll dream on
I'll continue to have ambitions


They all bore the milkman
They all talk endlessly to the milkman


Stop him for hours at their front gate
Prevent him from doing his job for a long time


He just sits and thinks
He just sits and contemplates


I'll make the bastard wait
I'll delay the milkman


No dribbling or incontinence
No loss of bladder control


No longing for the old sixpence
No nostalgia for past currency


Just smoking weed till age makes sense
Just using marijuana until it's appropriate for my age


When I'm 74
When I'm even older


They all save for Blackpool
They all save money to go to Blackpool


Just for the cheap companionship
Just to have inexpensive company


Meanwhile he counts pennies
Meanwhile, he's counting his money


For a different trip
For a different kind of journey


No smoking pipes and drinking bitter
No smoking a tobacco pipe and drinking strong beer


No eyeing up the baby sitter
No flirting with the babysitter


I'll trip up kids and I'll drop my litter
I'll deliberately make children fall and litter


When I'm 84
When I'm really old


I'll dream on
I'll continue to have aspirations


When I'm 84
When I'm very elderly


I'll dream on late
I'll continue to dream until the end of my life


And I'll whisper late
And I'll speak softly near the end of my life


You're in your nineties Arthur
A reminder to Arthur that he's in his 90s


Be careful with your back
Avoid hurting your back


Exercise your muscles
Stay active to maintain muscle strength


I'd rather Jack
An alternative preference




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DAVE ROTHERAY, PAUL HEATON

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