The World's Gone Crazy
T.M. Stevens Lyrics

Yeah, sup, oh them your friends?
What's up, are those friends of yours?

Hey you, hey baby, hey baby
Hey, how are you doing?

Oh, y'all coming over here with us or what?
Are you guys joining us?

Smoke some of this bomb?
Would you like to smoke some marijuana?

Fresh Cortez and a bottle full of 'Tronie
I have a new pair of Nike Cortez shoes and a bottle of alcohol.

With the bitches on my dick, VIP for all the homies
Girls are attracted to me and I have VIP access for my friends.

I like your girl, she's a hellafied freak
I'm attracted to your girlfriend because she's a very wild person.

I think I mighta ran into your girl last week
I may have met your girlfriend last week.

Her face is on bomb and her body's on fleek
Your girlfriend has a beautiful face and a great body.

So simplistic, so realistic, she just enlisted
She is very simple and easy to understand, and has recently become involved in something new.

She wanna pay my bodyshop a visit
She wants to have sex with me.

She just wanna talk while I listen
She just wants to talk and I am willing to listen.

I just bought me a new Harley
I just purchased a new Harley Davidson motorcycle.

Smokin' bomb like Bob Marley
I am smoking marijuana like Bob Marley.

Don't let that girl drive you crazy
Don't let your girlfriend make you lose your mind.

I fucked her and passed her to M80
I had sex with her and then let someone else have a turn.

Mercedes extra love my baby Tesla
I love my Mercedes-Benz vehicle, and I also love my new Tesla car.

With my baby from Barbados and from Haitis and from hood
I am with my girlfriend who is from Barbados, Haiti, and the streets.

I call one in one, the other two are good
I am seeing three different girls, but only two of them are good.

I bring her to the States, introduce her to the hood
I bring her to the United States and show her around the ghetto.

I got a way to get a ticket, you comin' you can kick it
I have a way to get free tickets, and if you come with me, we can hang out.

Oxtails and briskets and then you can lick it
We can eat oxtails and briskets, and then you can perform oral sex on me.

I ain't mad at cha 'cause your body's modified
I'm not angry at you because you've had plastic surgery.

You bang Young M.A on your Spotify, I think that's kinda fly
I think it's cool that you listen to Young M.A on your Spotify.

I like the way she looks in my eyes
I enjoy the way she looks at me.

And I just found out she ain't fuckin' with other guys
I just learned that she is not having sex with anyone else.

Ready fo' whatever, got the club, keep it poppin'
I'm down for anything, and I'm keeping the club lively.

Got the ladies, all my babies, panties off, all toppings
I have all of the ladies with me, and they have all taken off their underwear, ready for action.

Got my friend over here, her body's just fierce
My friend over here has a very attractive body.

I love it how she makes it jiggle and her nipple's pierced
I enjoy the way her body moves, and I like that her nipple is pierced.

Good day to do it, money in the music
Today is a good day to have sex, and I'm making money from my music.

Me and Snoopy in the Buick, so we don't know what we're doing
Me and Snoopy are driving around in a Buick, not sure where we're going.

I play her how I see it, hoes, European
I treat women how I envision it, and I'm interested in European women.

Brazilian and American and all they wanna say is
I'm also interested in Brazilian and American women, and all they want to do is talk.

How you doing? How you doing? How you doing?
They keep asking me how I'm doing.

Keep it right, gangstafied, party poppin' all night
Let's keep the party going and keep it gangster all night.

Started with a penny, then I flipped it for a quarter
I started with very little money, but then I turned it into more.

Have authoritative funds, what you call a money order
I have a lot of money, almost like a money order.

A girl reachin' south, yeah she's crossin' the border
A girl is going down on me, so she is crossing the border to the south.

Gonna eat your girl out, man I gotta disorder
I am going to perform oral sex on your girlfriend, it's an obsession I have.

She's diggin' for gold, but I'm findin' the chest
She is performing oral sex on me and looking for semen, but I am enjoying myself.

When I take her to school, she's always passin' the test
When I have sex with her, she always pleases me.

Gives a history lesson, when I'm feelin' depressed
When I'm feeling down, having sex with her cheers me up.

Gonna ride me all night like the Pony Express
She is going to have sex with me all night long, like the Pony Express riders.

I been doing this shit since '93
I've been doing this for a long time, since 1993.

'Cause I'm F.M.C., 'til I D-I-E
I'm a fully Mastered Cerloeking and will do this until I die.

So c'est la vie, Kurupt and' D O double G
That's life, Kurupt and D O double G are with me.

Gonna show you how to do it when we up in the lab
I am going to show you how to do this when we are together in the studio.

No pussy-ass bitches, I ain't fuckin' with PAB's
I'm not interested in weak or unattractive women.

I'm just tryna have fun, take her back to the slab
I'm just trying to have a good time, taking her back to my house.

Double D's with a booty, and a little bit of abs
She has large breasts and a nice butt, with a little bit of abdominal muscles showing.

She's a naughty little hottie, bend that body like Pilates
She is a naughty, attractive woman, and she moves her body well.

Forever M.C., forever and a day
I am Forever Mastering Cerloeking, forever and always.

Rock with D-O double, let me show you how we play
Let's enjoy ourselves with D-O double G, I'll show you what we do.

World full of girls, room full of players
There are many women in the world, and many men who play them.

And let me show you how a player play her
I will show you how to treat a woman like a player would.

Oh yeah, she crazy in her own right
She is a crazy person in her own unique way.

I know your legs tired, baby had a long night
I know you're tired, baby, you've had a long night.

Get with me, you get your own right
Join me, and you'll be able to enjoy life to the fullest.

I know ya how to show ya, how to get it good
I will show you how to properly enjoy yourself.

Spit it too, but very comprehensive
I will give you detailed instructions, so that you fully understand.

It's written down all in my literature
I have written it all down in my books.

Book, look, it's all for you
I wrote a book just for you.

The lazier, the crazier, the manier, the zanier
The lazier you are, the crazier, more manic, and more insane things get.

The more for me the merrier, she asked if I can marry her
The more women I have, the happier I am. One of them asked if I would marry her, though.

Put my hands up and said "Baby, that's a barrier"
I raised my hands and said that is a barrier.

I like your style, your look and your character
I appreciate your style, your appearance, and your personality.

God bless pimpin', motherfuck America
God bless pimping, fuck America.